Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

The Shining is on my list. I'd drop Haxan and add Caligari.

Those are both great picks. You'd think he'd have mentioned Caligari if for no other reason that to smug about the good doctor's obvious inspiration for the Penguin in Batman Returns, but, alas, Bob never fails to miss our expectations.

 

[BScCollateral]

What I love most about Caligari is it's ambiguity. Shorn of symbolism, Nosferatu is about a vampire. Caligari... maybe he's crazy, or maybe the bad guy won.

Golem is fantastic. I love the moment it covers the amulet on its chest.

 

[Rei is shit]

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There are some real next level troons Bob follows.

Mr. Popularity.
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Not even a day prior

 

[thismanlies]

"I see nothing wrong with this." - Russ Pitts, probably.
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He sounds like Ana Kasparian... but with bigger tits.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

He sounds like Ana Kasparian... but with bigger tits.

Can't make a argument here. Though I will say that Ana Kasparian and the rest of her ilk at The Young Turks have accomplished something more influential than the capeshit reviews Bob does.

Speaking of The Young Turks, has Bob ever sperged about them individually like Cenk Uygur and Kyle Kaslinski?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Speaking of The Young Turks, has Bob ever sperged about them individually like Cenk Uygur and Kyle Kaslinski?

I think he has tweeted about Cenk before. I don't know about Kyle, but I'm sure Bob hates him. Kyle might be a sperg in his own right (look at what happened this past election night with the Cruz-Beto coverage), but he's actually principled unlike Bob.

Now that I think about it, a Kyle vs Bob fight on Twitter would be amazing to witness.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Now that I think about it, a Kyle vs Bob fight on Twitter would be amazing to witness.

Kyle would demolish him hard, especially since he's a actual liberal. Sure, he, along with Jimmy Dore, may be biased as fuck with his politics, but at least he has balls to 1. call both of his sides on their bullshit and 2. isn't afraid to back out from a debate. Personally, I would see Kyle being horrified at Bob's politics about isolating the rust belt and to disenfranchise them from the superior future.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I don't think these burns are as sick as he thinks they are.

Trying to meme. The key word here is "Trying".

"IRRELEVANT RACIST BERNIE CONFIRMED."

"But Skynet killing those dang, dirty Republicans? Timeless."

 

[LastOfTheMohicans]

Is there some context I'm missing with the Doom Imp and 8-bit Peach? Y'know, apart from Moviebob's arrested development.

Woke twitter has been going after white women after the elections because they don't vote all Democrat. He's saying white women are demons.

Actually, it took me a second, but:

Imp - Peach

Say it faster.

 

[BubbleButt]

Actually, it took me a second, but:

Imp - Peach

Say it faster.

Wow, that's retarded.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Impeach for what? Hurting his feelings?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Impeach for what? Hurting his feelings?

His feelings will be more butthurt when impeachment gets override by the Senate.

 

[Judge Dredd]

No. Bad. Whenever anyone tells you to cut ties with family, that's usually a cult.

Actually, it took me a second, but:

Imp - Peach

Say it faster.

But wasn't she called Toadstool back then?

 

[ReddWhite]

But wasn't she called Toadstool back then?

Oh! He was saying Doomtoadstool!

 

[BR55]

His feelings will be more butthurt when impeachment gets override by the Senate.

Pelosi We are filing articles of Impeachment against Trump!
McConnell Here we go again...
Also on that note the next Left Wing Hot Take will be about the need to abolish the Senate and just have the House. You can bet on it.

 

[Lensherr]

Politishit.
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Bob's such a pragmatist that he desperately clings to the same party and their failed political strategies that lost the 2016 election.

But "Activision did 9/11" is somehow acceptable?
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I hate to admit it, but he may have a point there. After all, that strategy worked really well for Germany post-WWI didn't it?

"But Skynet killing those dang, dirty Republicans? Timeless."
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Bob really doesn't seem to grasp economic populism unless it's specifically directed towards his favored groups doesn't he.

 

[AngryItalianAmerican]

Kyle would demolish him hard, especially since he's a actual liberal. Sure, he, along with Jimmy Dore, may be biased as fuck with his politics, but at least he has balls to 1. call both of his sides on their bullshit and 2. isn't afraid to back out from a debate. Personally, I would see Kyle being horrified at Bob's politics about isolating the rust belt and to disenfranchise them from the superior future.

After what Kyle did to Razorfist, I don't even want to imagine what he'd do to MovieDope.

 

[Registered Human]

Trying to meme. The key word here is "Trying".
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There's a special kind of irony in a fat unfuckable retard talking about how undesirables get bumped out of the gene pool. He's not wrong about the concept, but he doesn't understand that he's going to go right down with them after he fails to procreate.

 

[BubbleButt]

I think this might explain what's going on with Bob lately.

 

[Gordon Cole]

"I'M A REAL GUN EXPERT, OKAY?"

Not screaming about punching Nazis 24/7 makes you a racist now.

"Humor".

>Hates Trump.
>Uses a nickname Trump invented.

"He's gonna be gone for good!", says increasingly nervous man.

"Western vidya is gonna fall for sure!", says same increasingly nervous man.

(And great analogy considering Heaven's Gate's picked up a cult following and Antonioni came back with The Passenger after Zabriskie Point.)