Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

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Before I begin, I'd like to thank Teej for the amusement his little neg rate tantrum brought me.



That's your government mandated caretaker calling, Teej. Calling to make sure you take your insulin. The insulin you take for your diabetes.



Godbear did not say that you stated it in those exact words, but that your posting history has a marked fixation on the genitals of other men.



If you didn't care, you wouldn't keep bringing it up.



And how many years ago was it finished, Teej? Are you capable of putting a year to that vagary?



Oh, that one's easy to answer. As Teej by his own admission has never known the touch of another yet desperately wishes it so, he imagines that we lust after men as he does, and hopes that we may give him knowledge that he may use to more accurately fantasize about the swarthy Ulrichs of the world. It's not surprising he'd do so, when you realize we're the closest thing to friends he's ever had.
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Thing is, I could literally make a compilation of every gay sex mention TJ has posted to the forum, and he wouldn't even understand. Not only is TJ trapped in the mid-90s "being called gay is an insult" mentality, but he's not even smart enough to see when he's fucked up.
 
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I HATE Lebron James, & don't have any feelings (emotional nor physical) for other dicks.

I also skipped a-page-or-so of the posts here as (as I've said before) many of you post many times in this thread without me having to even spend a second on the site in between.

Also, I am unaware what "elephant" line anyone is referring to, & partially for that reason, still doubt I ever "said" it. Additionally, I don't recall saying (nor do I believe) I am always right. However, I am right more often than it would appear from the number of (unnecessary & often incorrect) corrections members here post to things I allegedly wrote, & I am right more often than many here, especially the already-corrected claims about my feelings for other males or their anatomy.
 
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Cowlick said:
I HATE Lebron James
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Get over it. Despite what you want to think, he's one of the best pro basketball players in this country. You have refused to state who plays better than him because you are incapable of doing so.
Cowlick said:
I also skipped a-page-or-so of the posts here
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As well as lessons on proper punctuation.
Cowlick said:
Also, I am unaware what "elephant" line anyone is referring to
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It's been quoted for you multiple times. Try learning to read.
Cowlick said:
still doubt I ever "said" it
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You did post it, despite what passes for thought in that watery mess inside your swollen skull.
Cowlick said:
I am wrong more often than almost everyone here
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Fixed that for you.
 
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You don't need to fix what isn't broken (except for maybe every male member of this place but me). Also, I can read (as I have proven here many times), but stated in my last post I skipped many posts here (as I do most visits), so I didn't see any supposed quote that may have been posted multiple times (which still doesn't mean it was ever posted by me).

Oh, & finish with a simple sentence: I know thought & how to do it correctly, & also that basketball is usually a team game, & the reason Lebron has only won perhaps 1 Championship with each team (despite facing the same opposition 3 consecutive times) is he always puts himself first & has no clue how to play a team game working with other people properly for the time it would take to do otherwise.
 
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@Mr. X , neither I nor my posts are broken. Also, choosing not to read every post in a thread is not due to being unable to read them. One of many reasons I skip many of them is they are often nonsense, sometimes redundant, & sometimes both. Also, my "run-on word salad" may not be simple nor a proper sentence, but what I wrote I called "a simple sentence" was precisely that & not "word salad" as you misnamed it.

@drtoboggan , I have proven I am smart many times, but as I have said before, members who read my posts proving it are themselves too stupid to comprehend the posts. It makes sense to believe I am the stupider one, but you needn't be smart to be aware that is not the case.
 
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This is the very first time I have read the TJ Church thread and all I can say is that this guy is an idiot with an unwarranted sense of self-importance.

@Cowlick You keep claiming you are intelligent, but your behavior seems to prove the contrary. You really should just calm the fuck down and relax instead of impotently arguing with strangers on the internet.

Of course, if you were actually capable of doing so, you would've done it already.
 
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drtoboggan said:
Impotence is all he's got. He's nowhere near as smart or creative as he thinks he is and he has no friends. We're all he's got. Pretty sad, really.
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That really is sad when you think about it.

Honestly, if he was smart enough to keep to himself and not let his pride fuck with him, he could've easily just moved on and keep enjoying life as a blissfully ignorant moron. But he's not even smart enough for that.
 
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Syaoran Li said:
That really is sad when you think about it.

Honestly, if he was smart enough to keep to himself and not let his pride fuck with him, he could've easily just moved on and keep enjoying life as a blissfully ignorant moron. But he's not even smart enough for that.
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He posts often enough that you'd think he might as well actually post about something OTHER than how smart he allegedly is. You'd think a great mind would make better use of so much time spent in one place.

The fact that he dedicates so much energy into constantly posting "I'm smarter than you" indicates, ironically, that this really is the upper limit of his capabilities. I wonder if TJ's discussions offline are similarly mundane.
 
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ChurchOfGodBear said:
He posts often enough that you'd think he might as well actually post about something OTHER than how smart he allegedly is. You'd think a great mind would make better use of so much time spent in one place.

The fact that he dedicates so much energy into constantly posting "I'm smarter than you" indicates, ironically, that this really is the upper limit of his capabilities. I wonder if TJ's discussions offline are similarly mundane.
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Probably just tells people IRL he's smarter than him. They pat him on his watery head and say "sure you are" and he thinks they believe him.
 
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