Let's Players originating from Something Awful - ft. VoidBurger, General Ironicus, Bob Kamoc

Someone please force Chip to do some manual labor. Get some work ethics. This Patreon bullshit has to stop.
"OH MY LIFE IS BLOWING UP SO I CAN'T DELIVER SORRY I GUESS I'LL BE BACK IN A COUPLE OF MONTHS MAYBE I DON'T KNOW."

$1500 per month and he can't find the time to play a fucking video game. Nope, gotta play something else and write all about it on twitter. What a worthwhile individual.
The best part is unless he's doing a significant amount of editing it really isn't that hard to make videos out of it. So looks like he's going the way of Spoony soon, doubly so if his cunt of a GF ditches him for whatever reason.

I actually won't miss him when this happens; I always thought he was boring and I don't get the appeal of his videos even back then.
 
The best part is unless he's doing a significant amount of editing it really isn't that hard to make videos out of it. So looks like he's going the way of Spoony soon, doubly so if his cunt of a GF ditches him for whatever reason.

I actually won't miss him when this happens; I always thought he was boring and I don't get the appeal of his videos even back then.


Nnoooo nagging sick horse lady and tiny lazy man forever together :heart-empty:
 
The best part is unless he's doing a significant amount of editing it really isn't that hard to make videos out of it. So looks like he's going the way of Spoony soon, doubly so if his cunt of a GF ditches him for whatever reason.

I actually won't miss him when this happens; I always thought he was boring and I don't get the appeal of his videos even back then.
He's not really doing much editing with his recent videos. He's putting out a Super Mario Odyssey let's play right now, and it's so lazy compared to what his content used to be. He just records his first run through a level, commentates on it with Ironicus in post, and slaps it up on youtube. The worst part is that Odyssey shows a timestamp that includes a date on screen when you collect a moon, so you can tell exactly when he recorded the footage. A video he put out just a few days ago was recorded in April. It's kind of sad because when you compare his recent stuff with one of his older series like Metal Gear Rising, the difference is night and day. He went from recording the Armstrong fight like seven times just to show off all the moves and get a no-damage run to taking seven months to upload barely edited footage.
 
Someone please force Chip to do some manual labor. Get some work ethics. This Patreon bullshit has to stop.
"OH MY LIFE IS BLOWING UP SO I CAN'T DELIVER SORRY I GUESS I'LL BE BACK IN A COUPLE OF MONTHS MAYBE I DON'T KNOW."

$1500 per month and he can't find the time to play a fucking video game. Nope, gotta play something else and write all about it on twitter. What a worthwhile individual.
If someone is stupid enough to support a goon on patreon they deserve what they get

or in this case, don't get

When he first started his Patreon, I actually did support him for a while 'cause voting on streams seemed fun back then, but between him updating slower than ever and barely ever streaming, and then getting a real job for a while, it was very quickly made apparent that it wasn't worth it. I wish other patrons would have realized that too, if not that early then at least by the time the "monthly" podcast essentially stopped existing.

He's even said on the podcast that he has mostly-finished retsupurae videos on his hard drive and just has never finished and uploaded them, which could be something to carry these lulls, but I don't think those'll ever even see the light of day now.

I was actually quite enjoying the MGSV LP too so it's doubly annoying that it's so sparesely updated, the 3 Snakes approach is interesting. The Odyssey LP is lackluster so far though, I will agree.
 
Out of curiosity, what are the "problematic" sections of those games? Unless I'm forgetting something, I think you'd have to reach pretty hard to get morally outraged by anything in those games.
I vaguely recall a scene where June? was talking about getting wet in a context that made Junpei think she was talking about it sexually, other than that I assume there is other stuff that would upset these people such as character design and general weebshit tropes.
 
Proton Jon is a sweetheart and it's virtually impossible to dislike the guy (although you can dislike his LPs, I was never really a fan).

PJ and Deceased Crab were two of the earliest LPers to move from SA to Youtube. Deceased Crab got no end of shit for it, but occasionally people would go "what about Proton Jon?" and the overwhelming response was "Hey, leave Proton Jon alone!" Everyone likes him.

Edit:


People say this but I'm pretty sure Dave-O just moved on, the way many of us did. If slowbeef asked me tomorrow to do a retsupurae I'd probably say yes for the novelty factor, but I'm not exactly going to do LPs all the time or be a regular guest, and I imagine Dave-O was the same way. He was never a big LPer.

I'm not saying tribalism didn't play a part, it probably did, but I don't think there's any animosity between slowbeef and Dave-O over Trump.
:late: I remember a Retsupurae where the only thing going was Slowbeef saying multiple times "fuck you Protonjon"
 
He's even said on the podcast that he has mostly-finished retsupurae videos on his hard drive and just has never finished and uploaded them, which could be something to carry these lulls, but I don't think those'll ever even see the light of day now.
well they can't be posted now that would go against chip being an empathic person narrative
:late: I remember a Retsupurae where the only thing going was Slowbeef saying multiple times "fuck you Protonjon"
that was lesbeardly (who also took down all his retrupurae videos)
 
Oh for fucks sake, PA_Master is also a tranny now?? Jesus christ what the fuck is the deal with like everyone in that community "transitioning". Can't wait for TieTuesday to do it as well, though he's already pretty fucking shit since he's also so deep into all that garbage.
More on this again, PAMaster goes maximum troon. I skimmed it but more than anything it seems to be yet another case of a complete human failure being unable to cope except by trooning out for asspats.
Also that fucking twitter background, I don't even watch that show but by this point I know that anyone that reacts to that character with anything more than mild dislike is likely some sorta creep, sped or dangerhair freak. Nothing more normal than being a seething, raging creep over nonexistent characters.
 
I kinda wanna know, did PAMaster do any LP's of intrest/noteriety? Or is he just a literal who who decided he wanted to be a troon.
 
The best part is unless he's doing a significant amount of editing it really isn't that hard to make videos out of it. So looks like he's going the way of Spoony soon, doubly so if his cunt of a GF ditches him for whatever reason.

I actually won't miss him when this happens; I always thought he was boring and I don't get the appeal of his videos even back then.
As has been mentioned, his Mario Odyssey LP has little editing to it, while MGSV does have a bit of editing and time requirements for it as Chip is basically doing two/three playthroughs for each mission- non-lethal stealth, guns blazing and a joke run that uses some of the gag items.
 
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More on this again, PAMaster goes maximum troon. I skimmed it but more than anything it seems to be yet another case of a complete human failure being unable to cope except by trooning out for asspats.
Also that fucking twitter background, I don't even watch that show but by this point I know that anyone that reacts to that character with anything more than mild dislike is likely some sorta creep, sped or dangerhair freak. Nothing more normal than being a seething, raging creep over nonexistent characters.
Could he have picked a more typical name than Emily?
 
Trannies always choose the dumbest most pretentious fake names.
But this one is dumber than just Emily. I seriously fucking doubt his last name is actually Aster.
If you shorten it to Em. Aster(Master) then oh he just used his dumbass SA name to come up with it.


What I don't even get then is that he could have just used his original SA name if he was going to try to cram it in there

Pam Aster, come on y'all it's not that hard ugh.
 
Time to put my MotI hat on for a tick.

Why are troons so adamant to cartoonify themselves looking like actual women? It could not look any less like them in reality if they drew a self portrait in the snow with their..... well, you know.
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