Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

[Nobunaga]

>guy is a jew
>is an oportunistic piece of shit and isnt afraid to backstab his (((((friends)))))) if he can get something out of it
Oy fucking vey

 

[Faggot Gift]

I didn’t actually know that was her role. I thought I remembered seeing a photo of her in uniform carrying a gun, but that might have just been more for show than anything.

Casually presents my certificate of Clueless American to all

Yeah everyone has to be in the military EDIT: (for a few years) and you still have to wear the uniforms and I think get some training but you can just be an office worker or various other logistical things. They've both talked about how they hate the country and only visit because Hila's parents live there (her dad died recently btw, for those who don't know).

 

[TheWatchfulFurfag]

1. Ethan wants to sucker-punch Sam Hyde irl, based on some past drama the two had.

For a guy who took more than a few cues from Sam, he doesn't seem know his schtick. Him and Ian outright copied MDE's John Oliver video of them going shooting, except it was nowhere as funny.

Sam makes deliberately inflammatory comments towards people all the time but when asked seriously, he has repeatedly stated he no real problem with Ethan. I don't know why he's so mad at Sam, especially given Sam's just been doing what Sam does and Ethan outright aped him in a few ways.

And let's be honest. Sam would probably kick his ass. (In a self defence situation)

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

I'm watching the discount iDubbbz video now and...holy shit, the part where he gets to the podcast with JonTron. Jon repeatedly states that he's moved past his controversy from eight months earlier and that he just wants to make stupid videos that make people laugh, only for his supposed ""friend"" to keep pressing on it and pressing on it live in front of thousands of people?

Based on how uncomfortable Jon looks in the video he must have been aware of the way Ethan threw PewDiePie under the bus just a couple of months beforehand. He was probably thinking it was his turn.

 

[omori]

Hold on, did the whole thing with him throwing pewdiepie under the bus happen before or after the Asian Jake Paul content cop vid?

 

[c-no]

Hold on, did the whole thing with him throwing pewdiepie under the bus happen before or after the Asian Jake Paul content cop vid?

OP says it was over PewDiePie dropping an N-bomb while playing a game.

 

[ES 148]

Fat man is fat news at 11

 

[omori]

OP says it was over PewDiePie dropping an N-bomb while playing a game.

Yeah I know but I was talking about idubbbz's vid where they both show up, if I were pewdiepie I wouldn't exactly want to be around Ethan after being pinned by him like that. Shit would be awkward.

 

[MillionaireMadman]

Poor JonTron, he seems like such a sweetie. He offered them jobs and have them the start they needed in the YouTube game. Ethan not only stabbed him in the back, but twisted that knife right in, just like he did to Pyro.

I thought it was funny that Ethan is mad at Trump for "not draining the swamp" quick enough, when something so big could take years upon years of careful planning, gentle deployment, and steady care as something so massive and possibly extremely toxic could spark a civil unrest and a lead to a civil war. The funny thing is this: Ethan is apart of the swamp of YouTube. All his back stabbing, swindled ideas, little lies, secret backroom chats were over how many 12 year old will watch his podcast that night. He doesn't have the brain power to realise that literally tearing out the roots of politics will kill the government that the whole country hinges on.

But he seems to hate America because all the Amazon workers work themselves to the bone and don't have the luxury to claim muh depression and turn in half baked junk. Oh wait, that was the Amazon workers in the UK. Try again next time Ethan.

 

[DunrikNurd]

I'm sorry but haven't followed this h3h3 channel, but has this sketchy Ethan character kidnapped an Israeli retard? The poor thing looks like she's suffering from Stockholm syndrome or something. Has anybody looked in to it? Even though it doesn't look like her stairs goes all the way up to the attic, I refuse to believe she's there voluntarily.

The whole thing sends of some strong Natascha Kampusch vibes.

 

[Xerxes IX]

i wonder how ethan's friendship with idubbbz is faring because of ethan's shenanigans.

maybe it's because i'm high, but is it possible that ethan thinks he can get away doing what he does because he's pals with the dude who makes content cop? because while others do exist that do what idubbbz does, idubbbz is the most popular for it, so as long as ethan and ian are pals, ethan can be a faggot with no repercussions.

It's possible. Especially because if Ian makes a video with a point that Ethan backstabs his friends, it'd take 0.5 seconds to point out the hypocrisy that he, Ethan's friend, is backstabbing him by making a Content cop on him.

Hold on, did the whole thing with him throwing pewdiepie under the bus happen before or after the Asian Jake Paul content cop vid?

That happened before the Content Cop. I don't think they appear in scenes together in that video.

 

[419]

(fftopic:?) only thing the podcast had going for it was Post Malone as a guest and he's a fairly basic-bitch rapper anyways when it comes to his newer songs like most of what was on Beerbongs & Bentleys. even then, they probably failed to get that big of an audience from his listenerbase.

 

[Jack Awful]

Not sure why the video didn't show up in the quote.

Spoiler: TL;DW:

1. Ethan is slimy and tried to use other people to make videos going after Pyrocinical. When Leafy called him out on it, he just said Leafy was slimy for releasing the private DMs.
   
2. Ethan backstabs PewDiePie during the whole "N-Word Controversy," saying how it's not okay to say. Jump back to him saying it very liberally with iDubbz on their H3 Podcast.
   
3. Ethan doubles-down and goes on a drunken rant against Keemstar and Scarce for reporting on the story, acting like those two were his main detractors.
   
4. Ethan exploits his good pal Jontron on their podcast. Makes him revisit the controversial Destiny debate, which he clearly says he's uncomfortable talking about it.
   
5. Ethan also demeans Jimmy Lee, that one dentist they made fun of in the past, on their podcast. Jimmy is always doing everything they ask of him without protest, yet Ethan and Hila act like Jimmy's uncontrollable and ruining their show.
6. Ethan brings on a smaller YouTuber named William Osman, yet only has him on their show for 20 minutes compared to a full episode. Also doesn't feature William's name as a special guest in the title initially.
7. Bill Burr throws Ethan off of his highhorse and shows how Ethan is such a buffoon.
8. Ethan wants to sucker-punch Sam Hyde irl, based on some past drama the two had.
9. Ethan has become a massive shill and is in denial over it, despite their Twitter linking to the Podcast channel and no longer their main channel. As a result, their content continues to plummet in terms of quality.
10. Ethan's terrible jokes are just him repeating something slanderous about somebody over-and-over, but also saying that he's joking or is complimenting them, just so he can dodge any criticism.
11. Ethan is very uninformed about politics and serious issues. Acts like he knows his shit, can't even make decent jokes about these topics.
12. Shoenice is willing to own up to the fight he started with Ethan and Hila in the past, as to try and move past it. Ethan chooses instead to torment Shoenice with false opportunities to work with them.
    
    This last IMO point is debatable, as Shoenice is undoubtedly a Fucking mess of a person. Still, I dislike the idea of Ethan and Hila trying to continually fuck with the guy, instead of just moving on.

I really loved this video. I can see this kid going places.

 

[whathefuckman]

What if their baby comes out looking like Bill Burr?

 

[Mapo Tofu]

i wonder how ethan's friendship with idubbbz is faring because of ethan's shenanigans.

maybe it's because i'm high, but is it possible that ethan thinks he can get away doing what he does because he's pals with the dude who makes content cop? because while others do exist that do what idubbbz does, idubbbz is the most popular for it, so as long as ethan and ian are pals, ethan can be a faggot with no repercussions.

I mean, considering Idubbbz dated an exceptional bitch (dunno if they still are) then I guess his friendship with Ethan is still intact

 

[Faggot Gift]

What if their baby comes out looking like Bill Burr?

Hethan looks like YMS

I really loved this video. I can see this kid going places.

Before he fucks up and gets dogpiled as is the youtube tradition. Geez it's almost as though that's another reason you'd have to be a complete retard to try and make a living off youtube.

 

[My Car Is Garbage]

fftopic:
>Ethan abandoned his beliefs and fanbase to make a mediocre podcast for profit.
>Joji ran away from Filthy Frank wihout any closure whatsoever just to do mumble rap and get piggybacked from his past fame to compensate for his lack of talent
>Idubbbz is out of people to collab with and Content Cop takes too much effort so he just occasionally shitposts in his channel every now and then
What happened to the good old days, folks? I just wanted a few fun channels to watch.fftopic:

 

[SwanDive]

H3 falling out of popularity was an inevitability. This sort of thing has been witnessed so many times - the writing was on the wall from the day the Vape Nation video was released. It was really just a matter of how he would handle his own decline, and while there are most certainly people who have handled it far worse than he has, it's unfortunate to see that he isn't handling it gracefully either.

 

[r00]

I honestly like Hila. I’ve always kind of admired her stoic front when it came to Ethan’s antics.

I don't think its stoicism that makes her the way she is. She often expresses emotion, it just always seems muted by her own sluggish mental tempo.

I feel bad for her though. Not only because of the lopsided conversations they seem to have, where Ethan is being whacky, and she is just smiling with not much to contribute, but also because she looks like Steve Buscemi and talks like she has a mouthful of rocks.

 

[trashbat]

I honestly like Hila. I’ve always kind of admired her stoic front when it came to Ethan’s antics, because it shows me that there’s someone behind it thinking critically, or at least enough to not throw herself into completely playing along.

are you sure what you're seeing isn't just her shyness/awkwardness? she acts exactly like an overly self-conscious person stuck in front of a camera