💥 Trainwreck Cyndi Wilde / Kitty Danger - Obese "damsel in distress" fetishist superheroine

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This bitch looks like something the regular BP hambeasts would eat as a snack. She should try a video of herself stuck in the food of one of their mukbangs.
 
ADHD said:
This bitch looks like something the regular BP hambeasts would eat as a snack. She should try a video of herself stuck in the food of one of their mukbangs.
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So like Wet and Messy bondage with shitty special effects?
 
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Andrew Neiman said:
Doesn't most porn, to the people who aren't turned on by it?
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Okay, it also looks lazy, half assed, and poorly shot. Even if 'this is your fetish' you can't tell me this is as good as it gets. From what I see here in those clips she acts like she can barely be bothered to give a fuck while wiggling in some prop against a green screen. So watching an out of shape dumpy lady boredly flail in the same motion for 20 minutes doesn't seem worthy of busting out the hand lotion and tissues to me.
 
There was once a tabletop roleplaying game called Hostage: A Pawn of Terrorism. There were four character classes: Commando, Terrorist, Reporter, and Hostage. It had a D&D-style character level system based upon experience points. I used to laugh at the idea of an eighth-level Hostage. I guess this is what one of those looks like.
 
DubbleBubble said:
Okay, it also looks lazy, half assed, and poorly shot. Even if 'this is your fetish' you can't tell me this is as good as it gets. From what I see here in those clips she acts like she can barely be bothered to give a fuck while wiggling in some prop against a green screen. So watching an out of shape dumpy lady boredly flail in the same motion for 20 minutes doesn't seem worthy of busting out the hand lotion and tissues to me.
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This ^. If she's going to go through all the trouble of making the videos, using (cheap) special effects, dressing up in Halloween costumes and writing shotty scripts, she may as well try to at least act the scenes out.

On a related note, this is why more people are turning away from professional pornography and go for amateur these days. They want people who are passionate about their fetish and put the effort in to get that authentic experience. Cyndi can't even look interested.

Like all lolcows, she has to play all the roles herself and/or have her fat husband help. She can't find friends or local actors to play bit parts in her "not a porno" like the guards or the villainess or something. At least having a good looking girl as the villainess that ties you up may convince some dude into thinking he's going to watch a hot chick take her clothes off and feel up a fatty at some point and impulse buy.
 
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DubbleBubble said:
Okay, it also looks lazy, half assed, and poorly shot. Even if 'this is your fetish' you can't tell me this is as good as it gets. From what I see here in those clips she acts like she can barely be bothered to give a fuck while wiggling in some prop against a green screen. So watching an out of shape dumpy lady boredly flail in the same motion for 20 minutes doesn't seem worthy of busting out the hand lotion and tissues to me.
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It all depends on your fetishes, there's someone for everybody.
Lotions are for weaklings and cumrags are superior.
Why leave a visible trail of tissues when you can simply use the same piece of fabric over and over again?
 
More than anything, the word poser comes to mind when I look at this creature. The half-assed efforts that never quite amount of anything resembling quality, never improves over time, and seems almost like a convenient crutch to support the insane delusions of having an identity. It is possible that this exists within her own head, that she is making these hilarious videos to convince herself that she is the object of desire, etc.

At the same time, she seems too boring to be the sort that uses the crutch as a foot in the door to pollute a larger community of people. This could be where John Flynt would have ended up had his mental defects been content to twist his nipples as an ah-teest rather than being determined to be a plague ship sailing into the harbor.
 
Out of morbid curiousity, I went to the clips4sale site. She claims that some of these videos were filmed fucking 14 years ago. Holy shit.
 

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grumbleBum said:
They should have popped a sprig of rosemary in the pot, it’s lovely with pork and apples.
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Great, now I want a hog roast sandwich because of you.

mrdk_04 said:
It all depends on your fetishes, there's someone for everybody.
Lotions are for weaklings and cumrags are superior.
Why leave a visible trail of tissues when you can simply use the same piece of fabric over and over again?
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That sounds very unhygienic.
 
Charles Morgenstern said:
More than anything, the word poser comes to mind when I look at this creature. The half-assed efforts that never quite amount of anything resembling quality, never improves over time, and seems almost like a convenient crutch to support the insane delusions of having an identity. It is possible that this exists within her own head, that she is making these hilarious videos to convince herself that she is the object of desire, etc.

At the same time, she seems too boring to be the sort that uses the crutch as a foot in the door to pollute a larger community of people. This could be where John Flynt would have ended up had his mental defects been content to twist his nipples as an ah-teest rather than being determined to be a plague ship sailing into the harbor.
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When you browse over sites like clips4sale, as any good degenerate on the internet is want to do, you'll notice two kinds of content producers.

The ones that use that platform to really give it their 110% on the effects, acting, camera work and of course the appearance/physical side of things. Just to make whatever incredibly niche little amateur porno they're passionate about.

And then there's people that just heard one day that there's weirdos on the internet willing to pay you $20 a clip to just rub a balloon or some shit in front of a camera for 5 minutes. That's what this feels like.

Unless your fetish is being bored, while some brianna wu lookin motherfucker fake-struggles against poorly CG'd in restraints this won't appeal to anyone but herself.
 
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