UN Man shot dead over 'nice bum' comment - I think we need to see further evidence of this woman's arse...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-46198536

An electrician was shot dead in a row that started over comments about a woman's "nice bum", a court heard.

John Pordage, 34, died after being shot at a BP petrol station in Chelmsford, Essex, on 5 August last year.

Woolwich Crown Court heard that Bradley Blundell shot Mr Pordage in the chest after he was called "the Milkybar Kid".

Mr Blundell, 19, denies murder, conspiring to pervert the course of justice and possession of a firearm with intent to endanger life.

Jurors heard that Mr Pordage was at the Baddow Road garage with a friend in the early hours of the morning when one of them made the "nice bum" comment about another driver, Ella Colgate.

Prosecution Tracy Ayling QC said this led to an argument with Mr Blundell and another passenger in Miss Colgate's car, which ended with Mr Pordage being shot in the chest.

She said the defendant's anger "spilled over" after either Mr Pordage, who lived in Galleywood, Essex, or his friend called him "the Milkybar Kid".

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Image captionBradley Blundell handed himself in to police in Amsterdam
Ms Ayling said Mr Blundell, of Cromwell Close in Boreham, shot Mr Pordage after his friend, who was armed with a cosh, also attacked him.

After the shooting, Mr Blundell and two of his friends, who cannot be named for legal reasons, burnt their clothes and mobile phones, the court heard.

The jury was told the defendant also went on the run before eventually handing himself in at a police station in Amsterdam on 31 March.

Miss Colgate, 18, of Aldridge Close, Chelmsford, is also on trial for conspiring to pervert the course of justice, which she denies.

Ms Ayling said the pair told a witness to lie about what she remembered of the incident.

The trial continues.

Also, the Milky Bar Kid straight up shooting a motherfucker would be a great ad.
 
Has a chav ever had a bum worth killing someone over?

Apparently so in this case.

I guess she was wearing the extra tight jogging bottoms that day.

How's the gun control going for yah, England?

No recent mass shootings, and any murders are usually limited to gang shit, so pretty well.
 
Also, the Milky Bar Kid straight up shooting a motherfucker would be a great ad.
"Come on... you've killed for less."

So let me get this straight. Eminem there was at a gas station and told a girl she had a nice ass, argument with some dude ensues, "lol milkybar kid", and the dude gets shot. I feel like there are a mess of details missing from this story and they are hilarious.
 
So let me get this straight. Eminem there was at a gas station and told a girl she had a nice ass, argument with some dude ensues, "lol milkybar kid", and the dude gets shot. I feel like there are a mess of details missing from this story and they are hilarious

No Eminem there was the shooter. This guy commented on the pleasing posterior.

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He was at a petrol station with a friend, commented on the superior rump, the Milky Bar Kid took offence, the victim or his friend told him to fuck off by calling him the Milky Bar Kid (they were much older) and Pordage was shot for it.
 
nah
the other dude complimented the ass of some girl, tard cum boy got angry at him for doing that. things kept escalating until tard cum boy pulled out his gun and shot the guy.
No Eminem there was the shooter. This guy commented on the pleasing posterior.

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He was at a petrol station with a friend, commented on the superior rump, the Milky Bar Kid took offence, the victim or his friend told him to fuck off by calling him the Milky Bar Kid (they were much older) and Pordage was shot for it.
Ah I misread thanks for clearing that up. I'm sad discount Chris Pratt had to die for being a vocal ass-man.
 
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I bet the milky bar kid was on speed or coke when he shot the guy in a moment of childish spite over being unable to handle the bants the stupid chav faggot

https://www.essexlive.news/news/essex-news/ilford-crossbow-murder-pregnant-mum-2214907

What the fuck essex
http://www.murdermap.co.uk/pages/news/index.asp?NewsID=2100
>Ramanodge Unmathallegadoo - 50 (01.04.68) of no fixed abode was charged this morning (Tuesday, 13 November) with the murder of 35-year-old Devi Unmathallegadoo.

There's your answer. That's just how the people from the subcontinent settle family disputes. I don't think her being in Essex had anything to do with it.
No recent mass shootings, and any murders are usually limited to gang shit, so pretty well.
Britain wasn't exactly plagued by mass shootings when we had more lax restrictions on firearm ownership though. In fact, I think we've seen more incidents since they were introduced than before, but I don't think it's statistically meaningful either way.

In any case, it's been offset by a sharp rise in mass murder by vehicle and suicide bombings. The country's top minds are still trying to work out the cause behind that.
 
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I know, but their addition doesn't help matters.

Also, they're Indians - not that there's much of a difference on the biological level.
Sikhs and Hindu Indians are nice people if not introverted

http://www.murdermap.co.uk/pages/news/index.asp?NewsID=2100
>Ramanodge Unmathallegadoo - 50 (01.04.68) of no fixed abode was charged this morning (Tuesday, 13 November) with the murder of 35-year-old Devi Unmathallegadoo.

There's your answer. That's just how the people from the subcontinent settle family disputes. I don't think her being in Essex had anything to do with it.

Britain wasn't exactly plagued by mass shootings when we had more lax restrictions on firearm ownership though. In fact, I think we've seen more incidents since they were introduced than before, but I don't think it's statistically meaningful either way.

In any case, it's been offset by a sharp rise in mass murder by vehicle and suicide bombings. The country's top minds are still trying to work out the cause behind that.
The cuts to NHS mental health services and the ignoring of Islamic hate clerics would be two guesses why violence keeps increasing.
The whole reason why Britain has strong gun control is due to a nonce shooting up a primary school because he was called a nonce
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunblane_massacre
 
"Come on... you've killed for less."

So let me get this straight. Eminem there was at a gas station and told a girl she had a nice ass, argument with some dude ensues, "lol milkybar kid", and the dude gets shot. I feel like there are a mess of details missing from this story and they are hilarious.
No I think he was there with the girl and a friend, his girlfriend(fuck buddy? friend?) and his friends girlfriend(?) and possibly a third guy -- the 18 year old girl, the driver, gets told she has a sweet ass, then Eminem for whatever reason gets pissed -- maybe she confronted the dude first and that's how it started, one of Eminem's friends jumps in and hits the guy, then they just straight up shoot him, and tell the witnesses possibly a girl they were with, to lie to police about what she saw.

I think.

Unless this news site is wrong yeah it is https://www.essexlive.news/news/essex-news/john-pordage-bradley-blundell-murder-2208674

Whats scary is how these people leave their profiles up and seem to continue life as normal after seeing a man shot to death by their friend and burning their clothes and mobiles to try and hide it.
Hey man they gotta get to Ibiza and party and shit. Cant blame em. I'd have lived that life if I could, not the murdering part. Live young because now youre going to jail I guess.
 
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