Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

[No creativity]

Sargon: The democrats have been taken over by the far left
Kristi: Can you back up this claim?
Sargon: What is this pedantry?

To be fair the "name the social democrats that were elected" was clearly them imitating Carl "where's your source" Benjamin's pedantry, which he didn't seem to take too well.

I'm sure that they accepted him on their stream with the full intention of trolling him by imitating his "tactics", so in a way he was right: they weren't really interested in a good faith conversation. Of course the fact that they were using his tactics really shows how interested in good faith he is when it comes to his side of the argument.

It's even funnier when you think how often he complains about the double standards of those gosh darn essjaydubias.

 

[BeanBidan]

Vee, as a true and honest skeptic, is dutifully providing evidence for his claims that Ralph is lying... which is gonna make his gay ops even more hilariously inept than Trout's

Looks like Hamburglar is trying to start a feud with Moviebob and Dank is piling on. If there is a God and he is smiling on me, this is gonna end with Carl and Vee jumping directly into a BTFO from someone even stupider than Kevin Logan

So all of the capos are trying their darnedest to gain attention all because they want to be relevant again like the old times? Not sure why Dank would even join Hambly on that pointless crusade unless moviebob did something?

 

[Mannlicher]

Vee, as a true and honest skeptic, is dutifully providing evidence for his claims that Ralph is lying... which is gonna make his gay ops even more hilariously inept than Trout's

Looks like Hamburglar is trying to start a feud with Moviebob and Dank is piling on. If there is a God and he is smiling on me, this is gonna end with Carl and Vee jumping directly into a BTFO from someone even stupider than Kevin Logan

I can't believe i'm saying this, but i'm rooting for Moviebob here. If Ser'gin's incident with kristi and kev is anything to go by, we can expect Bob to spew zingers on par with m ilk fed gimp.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

I can't believe i'm saying this, but i'm rooting for Moviebob here. If Ser'gin's incident with kristi and kev is anything to go by, we can expect Bob to spew zingers on par with m ilk fed gimp.

If someone as dumb and uncultured as Bob "Eugenics are good" Chipman wrecks Don Sargone, it will mean he will reach rock bottom and be incapable of overcoming the shame of being defeated by that sack of idiocy

 

[Retrodogkiller]

So all of the capos are trying their darnedest to gain attention all because they want to be relevant again like the old times? Not sure why Dank would even join Hambly on that pointless crusade unless moviebob did something?

He had a shit take on diablo immortal that was opposite to hamblys milquetoast take. Other than Bob's general exceptionalism I'm not sure what else would be worth going after him for. Dank just made fun of him for being a eugenics supporter.

 

[Fuzhou]

If someone as dumb and uncultured as Bob "Eugenics are good" Chipman wrecks Don Sargone, it will mean he will reach rock bottom and be incapable of overcoming the shame of being defeated by that sack of idiocy

If I was Sargon at that point, I think I'd blow my brains out due to the pure shame losing to a man who's cosplayed as Mario would bring to myself.

 

[instythot]

So all of the capos are trying their darnedest to gain attention all because they want to be relevant again like the old times? Not sure why Dank would even join Hambly on that pointless crusade unless moviebob did something?

Moviebob most likely did exactly what he usually does: produced an especially retarded take on minor pop culture news

 

[Heckler1]

Moviebob most likely did exactly what he usually does: produced an especially exceptional take on minor pop culture news

You forgot about the part where Bob runs with that small take like a gibbering chimp with a turd covered stick. Flailing and ranting aimlessly until he hits something too dumb or blinded to not avoid him.

 

[Pozzingmyfilthyneghole]

If I was Sargon at that point, I think I'd blow my brains out due to the pure shame losing to a man who's cosplayed as Mario would bring to myself.

Considering that Sargon is nothing but a beard with an idiot hanging off it, my best bet is a stalemate.

 

[instythot]

You forgot about the part where Bob runs with that small take like a gibbering chimp with a turd covered stick. Flailing and ranting aimlessly until he hits something too dumb or blinded to not avoid him.

It seems like a batch of edgelords are whipping up an autism storm that's threatening to engulf every lunatic on the internet. In an way, Carl did get his gamergate 2, extra faggotry edition

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

It seems like a batch of edgelords are whipping up an autism storm that's threatening to engulf every lunatic on the internet. In an way, Carl did get his gamergate 2, extra faggotry edition

It won't reach the level of the first one, but i think it will surpass it in sheer level of drama, ego stroking and dumbfuckery. What i'm wondering is who will fall first: Carl after his ego explodes or Bob after he goes on a tard chimpout?

 

[No creativity]

It seems like a batch of edgelords are whipping up an autism storm that's threatening to engulf every lunatic on the internet. In an way, Carl did get his gamergate 2, extra faggotry edition

I'm not sure if I want this to get big. One one hand we get to see Sargon (and hopefully Mundanematt) try and fail to run a movement, on the other they are going to lose, hard, and as someone who likes videogames that's probably not good news.

 

[instythot]

It won't reach the level of the first one, but i think it will surpass it in sheer level of drama, ego stroking and dumbfuckery. What i'm wondering is who will fall first: Carl after his ego explodes or Bob after he goes on a tard chimpout?

Best possible outcome? Carl just completely snaps AND Bob gets himself re-fired from the Escapist

 

[Hat]

Do you have examples of his lolcowish behavior that go beyond "he doesn't like SJWs/feminists"?

I wonder how people who wrote comments like this feel now.

Basically nothing because I haven't followed Sargon since the day I wrote that post. Did his porn stash get leaked or something?

 

[lowkey]

It seems like a batch of edgelords are whipping up an autism storm that's threatening to engulf every lunatic on the internet. In an way, Carl did get his gamergate 2, extra faggotry edition

Sargon was so hungry for the glory days of gamergate that he decided to start gamergate 2.0

Since he couldn't manage find sufficient amount of SJW censorship as a whole cottage industry of "FEMINIST DESTROYED" youtube channels had popped up and they have to be more careful about who and how they censor, he decided to have a 2nd gamergate with him in the shoes of both an anita and quinn.

I don't know why people call this shit boring. It will be very entertaining seeing him crash and burn. It's the first time I've seen Jim lose his cool over something, I think the dox did really get to him and I've already set ready my popcorn to see if he's able to retaliate effectively.

He isnt really a loser IRL

Yeah this aged well.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Basically nothing because I haven't followed Sargon since the day I wrote that post. Did his porn stash get leaked or something?

>Got mad over people making fun of his suit and calling him an AppleBee's Waiter
>Started multiple streams and gay ops to target people he didn't like
>Sperged out about internet drama on a UKIP account that he handled
>Got destroyed on a livestream by a feminist
>Implied to be a pedo with statements on consent like "depends on the child"

Those are some of the things that happened to Sargon.

 

[Mannlicher]

>Got mad over people making fun of his suit and calling him an AppleBee's Waiter
>Started multiple streams and gay ops to target people he didn't like
>Sperged out about internet drama on a UKIP account that he handled
>Got destroyed on a livestream by a feminist
>Implied to be a pedo with statements on consent like "depends on the child"

Those are some of the things that happened to Sargon.

> Got laughed at and mocked to his face on a stream where he debuted his moronic Gamergate 2.0 idea.

 

[CervixHammer]

don't try this as a drinking game. you'll die.

 

[Douglas Reynholm]

Honestly the low point of his 'career' must be beg on toasting his way into a stream with Logan and Winters. Then his super power of acting smug failing him and chimping out as they laughed him off the stream. The low hanging fruit fell squarely on his nuts.

 

[Mannlicher]

Honestly the low point of his 'career' must be beg on toasting his way into a stream with Logan and Winters. Then his super power of acting smug failing him and chimping out as they laughed him off the stream. The low hanging fruit fell squarely on his nuts.

He seemed genuinely caught off guard by how they saw through his transparent scheme with his gimp to lower their guard, so they can he can score an easy "win". That adds to the lulzy nature of it.