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What if Chris performed surra de bunda; the Brazilian extreme variant of twerking?

EDIT: I mixed up bunda and surra so I switched the words. Its surra de bunda not bunda de surra.
 
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What if Chris got drafted by the Oakland Raiders? It's not like their team can get any worse, right?
 
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Ian Brandon Something said:
What if Chris jacked in his current gig of doing nothing and became a private investigator?
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I think that this is a good time in which someone could say that he would shit his pants and do nothing. Other than that, he would flub the whole thing and forget who certain key people were.
 
Ian Brandon Something said:
What if Chris jacked in his current gig of doing nothing and became a private investigator?
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"Well, okay. I just checked with our mother, with total confidence, and upon random remembering, I thought for a moment "Ramblin'" Randy; boy was that a totally goofy misconception. Anyway, the name of your Biological father is Jack Dale Smithey.

Good luck finding anything about him on the web; he was (maybe is) a total drunk and loser. The only good things that came about in that marrage, said our mother, was the fancy wedding (it was a real sister-pleaser, and it pleased our grandmother as well; may she rest in peace), the love feeling that was there for a while, and..."
 
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What if Chris experimented daggering; the Jamaican extreme variant of twerking that looks like a mix of dry sex, twerking, oh and having people jump on other people's crotches on tables and chairs at least? That's worse than surra de bunda.
 
Stud2Stud said:
With this hypothetical situation it's hard not to arrive at a conclusion that involves :briefs:... or something like that Mr. Bean Movie.

On the other hand, imagine him being mistaken for a gynaecologist.:cool:
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Ugh, that video where he pantomimes oral sex just came into my head.

But seriously, odds are that if he's in a hospital he's going to be dragged in to see some of the nastiest vaginas he'll ever see in his life. I've heard horror stories from doctors who have had to deal with this and the story of when one of the doctors had to pull a green tampon out of some lady's conch shell has gone down in history.

normankrasner said:
What if Chris went to the Jerry Falwell founded Liberty University just down Highway 29 from Ruckersville? It's not very selective but it has very strict rules

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/05/11/1090946/-Liberty-University-s-The-Liberty-Way-exposed
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I agree with Abethedemon- he'd get expelled pretty quickly. From what I've heard, Liberty won't even put up with eye humping. I can only imagine what would happen if Chris went to Liberty now, even with the tomgirl getup. Odds are that even if he minded his Ps and Qs, the offices would get flooded with nudes and videos of Chris doing Chris things. He'd get thrown out pretty quickly.
 
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Rogowski said:
What if Chris never made the Megan rule 34 and never uploaded it to ED?
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To paraphrase someone on another post from today, if he had never drawn that picture, Megan would've probably taken longer than she did to cut Chris out of her life. I doubt they would have been anything resembling friends again.

And Chris would still be lashing out at her on Facebook years after the fact, demanding his DVDs back.
 
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