Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

[Guts Gets Some]

Chris is the new Nostradamus: Predicting bullshit with zero evidence, announcing it to idiots, and blissfully unaware the real bullshit is situated right between his ears.

 

[felicity]

What tickles me the most is that about half the human population is going to die but the OCs' survival rate will naturally be 100%, as if we needed further proof that fiction is more important to him than reality

 

[Holiday Special]

Death would be preferable to having to live in a world with Sonichu and Rosechu.

I hope to god that Chris isnt going to use this as an excuse to murder people. Mary Lee Walsh, Snyder, Megan, Cole, etc. If they were going to die already than whats the harm?

 

[Reeepts]

Chris will realize that he needs to kickstart the merge himself and begin mass murdering people who "would have been killed by the merge anyway."

 

[No_one]

So the next part of Chris' masterplan is crashing this dimension with 51% of survivors. The fire rises.

 

[Mender Bug]

Chris will realize that he needs to kickstart the merge himself and begin mass murdering people who "would have been killed by the merge anyway."

Itll be the Crystalnacht

 

[Guts Gets Some]

You know what I always notice about all these doomsday theorists?

It's all gloom and doom, where at the very least 50% of 7 billion people will die or many times, a lot more, yet they will always predict what they'll be doing, their plans, etc, after the fact.

Assuming a lot on a 50% chance or less.

It's almost like it's bullshit egoism trying to garner attention.

 

[Silver Octopus]

If I was Chris, I'd start worrying - what if Chris is in that 41% of people who will die in merge?

 

[No_one]

If I was Chris, I'd start worrying - what if Chris is in that 41% of people who will die in merge?

He won't die. He created OC so this automatically gives him immunity + free pass to electric hedgehog heaven.

 

[fiu0cm]

It's all gloom and doom, where at the very least 50% of 7 billion people will die or many times, a lot more, yet they will always predict what they'll be doing, their plans, etc, after the fact.

Assuming a lot on a 50% chance or less.

It's almost like it's bullshit egoism trying to garner attention.

It's typically because the doomsday isn't arbitrary, and the doomsayers believe they're on the morally right side, rather than thinking it's just a random 50% chance.

He won't die. He created OC so this automatically gives him immunity + free pass to electric hedgehog heaven.

I can't wait until none of his OC or any of the characters he likes or admires are deemed pure-hearted enough to merge.

 

[BScCollateral]

I'm an amateur writer who has done nothing you've heard of, so I guess I'm in.

Then I think about what I've done to my characters, and I realize that they're going to fucking kill me.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Itll be the Cryzelnacht

FTFY

Getting REALLY fucking sick of this dimensional merge bullshit. Especially considering the implication that if it were to occur half of the world's population would get wiped out.

41 per cent of our Earth's population is slated to die en masse because Equestria needs lebensraum. Fun Fact!

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

I'm an amateur writer who has done nothing you've heard of, so I guess I'm in.

Then I think about what I've done to my characters, and I realize that they're going to fucking kill me.

Yeah... if I ever met any of the characters I've written, they'd probably beat me to death with sticks as soon as they realized who I was.

 

[ZE 021]

You know what I always notice about all these doomsday theorists?

It's all gloom and doom, where at the very least 50% of 7 billion people will die or many times, a lot more, yet they will always predict what they'll be doing, their plans, etc, after the fact.

Assuming a lot on a 50% chance or less.

It's almost like it's bullshit egoism trying to garner attention.

I think you're neglecting to notice the fact that to Chris, this isn't a doomsday. It's basically rapture, he gets to be in touch and fuck all his beloved cartoon characters. The deaths are just the deaths of people who he deems undesirables, like Pmurt or soldiers (for some reason), so the end result will be better for everyone.
Also he has yet to really come up with a way to escape this impending apocalypse. Just hope that you don't die!

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

That's nice, Chris.

I can't believe we've gotten to Phil (ADF) levels of spergery, where the only way to respond to whatever Chris rambles on about is a 'yes dear' and then to ignore him. He's not even funny any more.

I dread to think what idea guys/teen troon squads could come up with using this merge rubbish. Chris is just asking to be taken advantage of, because he so desperately wants to see evidence of it - look at his response to the car video on twitter above.

 

[Nigonidas]

Yeah... if I ever met any of the characters I've written, they'd probably beat me to death with sticks as soon as they realized who I was.

Luckily my OC is polyamorous calzone so I should be safe

 

[BScCollateral]

I would bet a doughnut that every human being on this planet aside from the critically mentally disabled has at least one OC, even if it's that Mary Sue self-insert Transformer you daydreamed about in Math class. It sure as heck isn't a mere 51%-59% of the population that did this.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What does Chris think happens if two contradictory subjects merge together? Like a story where Earth is destroyed vs one where it isn't?

 

[fiu0cm]

I would bet a doughnut that every human being on this planet aside from the critically mentally disabled has at least one OC, even if it's that Mary Sue self-insert Transformer you daydreamed about in Math class. It sure as heck isn't a mere 51%-59% of the population that did this.

That was exactly the point that this update addressed. Before, the only upper limit to the number of OC that have ever existed was the number of humans that have existed. The 38.75% of the other Earth's population being OC, with 61.25% being equal to our Earth's population, implies an upper limit of 4.87 billion characters.

What does Chris think happens if two contradictory subjects merge together? Like a story where Earth is destroyed vs one where it isn't?

The deities and "Fate" already dealt with that ahead of time.

 

[MahFibro!]

I dread to think what idea guys/teen troon squads could come up with using this merge rubbish. Chris is just asking to be taken advantage of, because he so desperately wants to see evidence of it - look at his response to the car video on twitter above.

Which begs to question - what evidence is he going to supply that the merge happened if the rest of us don't notice it and ask for proof it happened? Will he think people are just lying to troll him?