Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

[Cinderblock]

Plus, it would be hilarious for us if he took all the required gender studies/not raping classes, ended up indoctrinated and came out making SJW content

Lol. To be fair, if he actually went to college and ended up making a spergery scene at an SJW class live, I'd consider that quality and refreshing content.

 

[instythot]

Lol. To be fair, if he actually went to college and ended up making a spergery scene at an SJW class live, I'd consider that quality and refreshing content.

Exactly. I hope Carl tries branching out into more and more things he can do poorly while pissing off everyone around him

 

[Spooky]

That being said, the fact that his whole suit thing basically made it look like he clearly doesn't know how to dress himself, even though there have been a few public appearances where he doesn't look like a basement dweller, and I really can't imagine why it didn't occur to him to not show up in a suit that looks like his mum bought it for him from Primark.

I'm not so sure about that. He wears the same tight black collared shirt that appears to be not that fancy or nice and often looks like he has severe sweat stains (meaning no undershirt which is a formal setting sin) in nearly all of his more formal events. He wears a black crewneck in all his videos. From what I can tell, he always wears jeans or chinos which are fine for everyday use I guess (chinos you can get away with the vast majority of the time even in a business casual/professionally dressed office), but If I'm about to do something even somewhat important, I'll generally throw on a pair of slacks.

Knowing his exceptional arguments, I'd bet you he actually did it by choice, I don't buy the I bought it the night before story, he knew it wasn't a good suit and he didn't care, because it would allow him to play it off as an I'm a man of the people schtick he loves.

That would be an incredibly elitest way to think. I mean basically everyone has at least one suit that fits better than his did here in the states. Is this not true in England? Everyone does have weddings, graduations, interviews, and funerals to go to. Imagine being so bourgeoisie that you don't think the proles own suits or take pride in cleaning up nicely.

That is being so optimistic it might as well be written off as autistic. That's like saying Rush Limbaugh will be more liked if he got a degree in political science. Trust me, it's pointless for a dumbass like Carl unless he wants to actually do something more meaningful than regularly sperg online.

Sargoy has no credibility and a degree won't make it better. And getting a college degree as a matter of pride must be the dumbest reason to get one.

He clearly does want to do something more meaningful than sperging online because it feeds his ego hence the (failed) liberalists and the (failed) UKIP moves. Even if he didn't want to do IRL stuff I think it would really benefit him for all the reasons other people have stated. Aside from that, going back to college while you work a very part time job as he does and taking interesting classes you like with little to no pressure would be a blast. Learning things that interest you is a good time so long as you aren't cramming it in or stressing about it which he wouldn't have to do.

Plus, it would be hilarious for us if he took all the required gender studies/not raping classes, ended up indoctrinated and came out making SJW content

And here we get to the final point of why going to university would be good for Carl. The majority of his content springs from or is directly related to college culture and what's happening in institutions of higher learning. Some time at one of these institutions would be good for content and context as well as being a good way for him to outreach to his fans who I believe are largely of the about to enter or just began college age range.

 

[BeanBidan]

I wouldn't say he does research. I'd say he starts to do research and gives up when the article or book gets boring

Or he just doesn't understand the topic of said book and pretends he does.

Edit:in a way, he's like DSP. Forgets to read the manual and goes straight to gameplay. Ignoring cutscenes and the like then pretends to know what he's talking about when he's getting his shit kicked in. And puts the game on the list of "games i played"
With Sargon he just listens to it failing at multitasking and chalks it up as "books I've read"

 

[cecograph]

That would be an incredibly elitest way to think. I mean basically everyone has at least one suit that fits better than his did here in the states. Is this not true in England? Everyone does have weddings, graduations, interviews, and funerals to go to. Imagine being so bourgeoisie that you don't think the proles own suits or take pride in cleaning up nicely.

In the tech sector, it's not uncommon. As for interviews, you will be told that when going for a job at even the big tech companies like Amazon, that it is a big no-no to show up in a suit. There's a culture that's festered over the last two decades that suit-wearing means bullshitting.

Then you've got tech heroes like Steve Jobs who dressed like a millionaire hobo and avoided owning any ancillary stuff.

This is all irrelevant, because, unlike Jobs, Sargon is definitely the sort of person who relies on image more than merit. He really needs a suit and a posh accent to cover up for the fact he's just a twat who likes popular history books.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

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Jim made fun of sargon's suit.

See here's the wrinkle.

Sargon tells Vee 'Hahaha, I'm going in front of the EU Parliament. I'll be wearing a suit. I doubt Jim even owns a suit"

Vee then leaks this

Sargon, wearing the worst suit I've ever seen is photographed at the EU Parliament. He meets Farage for the first and only tine, which is presumably the only payment he got for the whole thing.

At which point mocking his suit, Applebees waiters and so on became a meme.

And then Sargon falsely accused Jim of being a 'groomer' and Jim's fans dig up lots of ill advised statements Sargon made about kids and falsely accuse him of being a pedo.

I think Sargon is a PR disaster. However I'm still 100% convinced that Veeh could see this coming and didn't warn him. In fact I think Veeh leaked the original message knowing it would cause trouble, though it's hard to see he'd know how much trouble it would cause.

That would be an incredibly elitest way to think. I mean basically everyone has at least one suit that fits better than his did here in the states. Is this not true in England? Everyone does have weddings, graduations, interviews, and funerals to go to. Imagine being so bourgeoisie that you don't think the proles own suits or take pride in cleaning up nicely.

I think it's even more true in England because there are loads of jobs where you need a suit. Plus interviews, funerals etc.

 

[instythot]

In the tech sector, it's not uncommon. As for interviews, you will be told that when going for a job at even the big tech companies like Amazon, that it is a big no-no to show up in a suit. There's a culture that's festered over the last two decades that suit-wearing means bullshitting.

Then you've got tech heroes like Steve Jobs who dressed like a millionaire hobo and avoided owning any ancillary stuff.

This is all irrelevant, because, unlike Jobs, Sargon is definitely the sort of person who relies on image more than merit. He really needs a suit and a posh accent to cover up for the fact he's just a twat who likes popular history books.

Ok, that explains the no interview suit, but these tech people surely go to funerals, weddings and possibly even try to impress girls out of their league in hopes of having sex with them

I think Sargon is a PR disaster. However I'm still 100% convinced that Veeh could see this coming and didn't warn him. In fact I think Veeh leaked the original message knowing it would cause trouble, though it's hard to see he'd know how much trouble it would cause.

If there's anyone in this saga who understands exactly nothing about wearing a suit, it's Vee

That being said, in a perfect world, the motivation for the "Sargon loses his God damned mind" arc is: "Fuck you Carl. I made that wisdom check and we both fucking know it"

 

[cecograph]

Ok, that explains the no interview suit, but these tech people surely go to funerals, weddings and possibly even try to impress girls out of their league in hopes of having sex with them.

I'm from a family of immortal celibates.

 

[CervixHammer]

it doesn't help him not look like a waiter when he took off the jacket, rolled up his sleeves, and slapped that sticker on.

Spoiler: with the jacket

is one of those lumps a book? did... did he want Farage to sign his copy of Loki?

 

[instythot]

it doesn't help him not look like a waiter when he took off the jacket, rolled up his sleeves, and slapped that sticker on.
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Spoiler: with the jacket

View attachment 593852 is one of those lumps a book? did... did he want Farage to sign his copy of Loki?

If I had to guess, the lump is a switch so he doesn't get too bored in the meetings he was supposed to be paying attention to

 

[Otis Boi]

Also, you're forgetting people 1-2 generations older than us had a shitload of life events that got in the way of pursuing their dreams, things like fighting wwii and shit. To them, getting a degree is a matter of pride that they are smart enough to get one.

I know a few older people who went to collage for that reason. Its like an illiterate old man learning to read when he is 80. I think now a days degrees are a dime a dozen or at least perceived to be a lot of people are pushed into college through the primary school system because it's what should happen.

I think Carl has one massively inflated ego that he would never stoop so low as to admit me might have not know things. Especially if it means a gross sjws new better then him. Maybe he is just cheap or spends all his money on messages or I'll fitting suits.

 

[Buggins]

I think Sargon is a PR disaster. However I'm still 100% convinced that Veeh could see this coming and didn't warn him. In fact I think Veeh leaked the original message knowing it would cause trouble, though it's hard to see he'd know how much trouble it would cause.

I could see the pet gypsy being a shitstirrer, but I'd assume the "leaked" messages were Sargon's idea to begin with, hoping to provoke Jim so he could act all smug about it in return.
"Oh look, he's stalking me on discord and getting triggered by stupid jokes. I just le epic trolled him! Why is he so obsessed with me?" *chuckles*
...something like that.

Of course, little Carl being as arrogant as he is petty, he didn't anticipate how pathetic he'd look, bragging about his ill-fitting suit.
Well, to be fair, maybe it's not arrogance, just sheer stupidity.

 

[lowkey]

He clearly does want to do something more meaningful than sperging online

No he doesn't. He wants the renown without the work. He could read a book a week and dissect it, he could pick a charity per month.

Have you heard his conv. with the ukip guy? He cares about the optics and how things look and what kind of message it would send for him to join a political party. He doesn't care about making a difference. He talks about preventing kids from being turned into trannies, but even there he doesn't do much about it.

 

[instythot]

No he doesn't. He wants the renown without the work. He could read a book a week and dissect it, he could pick a charity per month.

Have you heard his conv. with the ukip guy? He cares about the optics and how things look and what kind of message it would send for him to join a political party. He doesn't care about making a difference. He talks about preventing kids from being turned into trannies, but even there he doesn't do much about it.

You know, I bet if Carl just combined his positions on plowing trannies and the age of the child, he'd do an about face on this issue

 

[Blagher]

No he doesn't. He wants the renown without the work. He could read a book a week and dissect it, he could pick a charity per month.

Have you heard his conv. with the ukip guy? He cares about the optics and how things look and what kind of message it would send for him to join a political party. He doesn't care about making a difference. He talks about preventing kids from being turned into trannies, but even there he doesn't do much about it.

The strange thing is that I'm willing to believe that at one point (probably when he came up with the liberalist idea), he probably thoight he could change the world (and get famous while doing it). The truly safe choice would have been to stay in his own safe space and soak up residual subs from ibs and the Alt right. He seems that delusional that people care about internet politics.

Somewhere after he realized that his white nigger comment basically blacklisted him from politics, he probably turned to being an opticsfag to save face and have something to one Jim on. It's kinda sad honestly. I wonder if he admits to himself how truly he fucked up

 

[Sonork]

it doesn't help him not look like a waiter when he took off the jacket, rolled up his sleeves, and slapped that sticker on.
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And what's going on with his trousers?

 

[Retrodogkiller]

And what's going on with his trousers?
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Lol he bought loose fitting slacks and probably has his belt to low and too tight. Danks pants look weird to, but he looks like he might of stuffed something into his pockets.

 

[instythot]

And what's going on with his trousers?
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God, I bet that's from an adult diaper

Everyone else's posture says "Right, photo time. Let's stand like I was taught." Carl's posture says "can I start you off with some drinks?"

 

[Lost in the Woods]

The strange thing is that I'm willing to believe that at one point (probably when he came up with the liberalist idea), he probably thoight he could change the world (and get famous while doing it). The truly safe choice would have been to stay in his own safe space and soak up residual subs from ibs and the Alt right. He seems that delusional that people care about internet politics.

Somewhere after he realized that his white nigger comment basically blacklisted him from politics, he probably turned to being an opticsfag to save face and have something to one Jim on. It's kinda sad honestly. I wonder if he admits to himself how truly he fucked up

People keep talking about the suit because its funny but I think the real reason why Sargon hates Jim, Ralph, Warski etc., is because he blames them for that white nigger video coming out. He thinks that they ruined his chance at a real political future. He honestly thinks he would be able to become a real politician if it wasn't for them.

 

[THEF00L]

Big Boy Carl gonna do a Big Brained dunk on politician guy and fill up on his dopamine. I recommend you all look at the comments, not even his incel fanboys want him to debate Corbyn