Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

[LN 910]

Who would win in a fight- Ethan Klein, or Ethan Ralph? (Both are sober, otherwise it would be obvious)

The audience.

 

[Rand /pol/]

You mean H3H3 is being accused of being a lying, double talking, slimy, greedy, manipulative, bullying POS

and he's also JEWISH!? WHOA WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING!

lmao @ everyone who got mad at this post

 

[Cromagnon]

I'm surprised that people are claiming he's declined over the past few years; this man wasn't particularly entertaining to begin with - the only reason he's made it as far as he has is because of the success of the people he associates with (JonTron, Frank, IDubbbz...etc).

I wouldn't be surprised at all if Ethan vanished into obscurity; after all, he's either burned bridges with the people above (Jontron), or they're just not really making much content themselves anymore, which makes it significantly more difficult for Ethan to stand in their shadow and pretend that it's his.

 

[Twinkie]

Ethan technically wasn't "wrong" about the nigger word incident because yeah, he would only use it as a joke and pewds said it in anger. That's true.

But it was still a pissbaby bitch move to come for Felix. He didn't have to say anything or could've brushed it off like, "yeah that was unfortunate. next topic." To insert himself into the ~~drama like that was really pathetic, though not out of character for him.

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

Who would win in a fight- Ethan Klein, or Ethan Ralph? (Both are sober, otherwise it would be obvious)

Didn't Ralph fail to land even a single hit on that cop?

But regardless, my vote goes to him, sober or shit-faced out of their minds. He could just sit on that bony little shit and he'd win automatically. And that's not even getting into his deep, intense hatred of Klein's kind...

 

[Diabeetus]

Who would win in a fight- Ethan Klein, or Ethan Ralph? (Both are sober, otherwise it would be obvious)

I think the more relevant question to ask is who would win in a fight between Ethan "Lord Of The Fupa" Klein and Sam "The One That Got Away" Hyde.

 

[Colonel J]

Who would win in a fight- Ethan Klein, or Ethan Ralph? (Both are sober, otherwise it would be obvious)

Ralph would win the battle, but Klein would win the war and sue Ralph for an antisemitic hate crime.

 

[Persepolis]

Honestly the only reason h3h3 got popular was because of drama and parasitically leeching off of better youtubers. I know, late and all, but I remember back when he had like 200k subs he was making a big fuss about either being demonetized or his channel being deleted which gave him a shit ton of unwarranted attention. Good to see things never change. Wouldn't be surprised when his channel starts dying if he tries to stir up more drama.

 

[Xerxes IX]

Every time I see something about the H3 podcast it always has rappers in the title/thumbnail. Is that really what Ethan's fanbase wants to see? It's a bizarre direction for him to take.

 

[The I Scream Man]

I've read this whole thread and spoiler, I've watched me some h3h3 (anyone down with franku is down with me) but that doesn't mean I can't be objective about this

I don't think that ethila deserve a thread right now. That video exposing them was good (but lets be real, the only hour plus long videos I'm watching are Dear Leaders) and yeah the podcast is kinda boring, their content is circling the drain, he personally is a fat idiot/she's a mute sped... all of the criticisms of them are accurate, but they're just not cows guys.

They don't react like cows do, the udders are sour and uninteresting. Maybe I missed the part where Ethan went on a super rampage of tism and became a screaming meltdown machine, but until they do that (one or the other) or until they're actually reacting in a funny way then this thread is going nowhere fast.

Right now its just an excuse for people who either don't like their content or them as people, or both, OR who have an axe to grind with Youtubers in general to jerk it in the dark corners of the room while imagining their downfall without any real substance to back it up. Its like the SecretGamerFaggot thread in that there's no evidence of impending doom, no one is shooting themselves in the foot, except SGG spews constant garbage on a daily basis and is actually funny. What does Ethan do? We know that Hila doesn't do much of anything, so how does Ethan chimp? Because the only evidence I've seen of it here is he's an uninformed doofus in his podcast and he's a shitty interviewer and probably a bad friend too. Everything else that has been mentioned isn't actually chimping. Sorry to break it to you guys, you know I love you but this well is dry.

I will say this though: this thread has as much right to be here as the Boogie thread. That is to say, not much initially but you can feel the momentum. As much as it pains me to say it, because yeah I've laughed at some h3 content, I get the strong sensation that they're going to try to snatch lighting in a bottle again and again, to deleterious effect.

 

[PrincessHomura]

They don't react like cows do, the udders are sour and uninteresting. Maybe I missed the part where Ethan went on a super rampage of tism and became a screaming meltdown machine, but until they do that (one or the other) or until they're actually reacting in a funny way then this thread is going nowhere fast.

Hila doesn't (at least not publicly), but Ethan definitely does. Have you seen whenever he gets criticism? His behaviour after every controversy they've ever had is equally horrifying and hilarious.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Hila doesn't (at least not publicly), but Ethan definitely does. Have you seen whenever he gets criticism? His behaviour after every controversy they've ever had is equally horrifying and hilarious.

I mean, like I said, maybe I missed the part where it is horrifying or hilarious, because its honestly really mild. "Oh boo hoo everybody please understand that everything is so toxic and Youtube culture is so toxic" isn't horrifying or hilarious, its just stupid.

Please correct me if I'm wrong, but it just seems like everybody just wants to yell jew at the thread target. That's funny when we do it at Thomas Tootus, not H3H3, because they don't do anything when you do.

 

[Carcinogenesis]

I mean, like I said, maybe I missed the part where it is horrifying or hilarious, because its honestly really mild. "Oh boo hoo everybody please understand that everything is so toxic and Youtube culture is so toxic" isn't horrifying or hilarious, its just stupid.

Please correct me if I'm wrong, but it just seems like everybody just wants to yell jew at the thread target. That's funny when we do it at Thomas Tootus, not H3H3, because they don't do anything when you do.

Nigga, have you even seen Ethan's autistic spergfest after being criticized when he threw PewDiePie under the bus? PewDiePie accidentally blurted out the nigger word during a PUBG Livestream. Meanwhile, Ethan tried to pretend to have the moral high ground despite repeatedly saying the nigger word during the podcast with Idubbz (even Idubbz was a little uncomfortable). When everyone pointed that out, he ranted and raved over getting called out. Ethan is indeed a lolcow and you're retarded if you can watch this yet say otherwise.

Go to around 10;45 where he starts to completely lose it.

 

[Duncan Construction]

Ethan abandoned his main audience for that shitty cash-cow podcast, he once did a 10 minute endorsement for Dollar Shave Club™ and had 3 sponsors on 1 video. I don't blame him for being the greedy jew that he is, he makes a fuckton of money for being an asshole.

 

[lowkey]

Nigga, have you even seen Ethan's autistic spergfest after being criticized when he threw PewDiePie under the bus?

4:05
Ethan: "But you have Keemstar and Scarce who say Ethan is a hypocrite, because he said nigger on his podcast. Dude, you fucking call yourself a news source, get fucking real. It is frustrating because I have nothing to apologize for."

14:58
Ethan: "Do you think I'm fucking stupid? Do you think I didn't know I said the N-word in previous podcasts? Fuck no!"

15:25
Ethan: "I am not sorry. Because he fucked up. He made a great apology. I forgive him."

17:35
Some faggy blond haired yesman: "What do you want? A fucking apology? You want Ethan to get in front a camera and apologize?"

These are indeed some exceptional individuals.

 

[Burning Fanatic]

Some of you guys expect way too much outta this shit. Like yes, he could be sperging out much more to all the hate and criticism he gets. But at the same time, it’s ridiculous to boil everything down to “Ethan and Hila are running a boring podcast.”

The video was meant to highlight a lot of Ethan’s (past) scummy and shitty behavior, hence why this thread exists to talk about said behavior. You don’t have to treat every point raised in the video as gospel. But at the very least, you should recognize WHY they’re at odds with a lot of fans, as well as fellow content creators.

 

[Diabeetus]

"Oh boo hoo everybody please understand that everything is so toxic and Youtube culture is so toxic"

If you think that shit being repeated ad-nauseam doesn't make someone a cow, I would love to know what you think of Tom Preston, a man with thousands of pages worth of discussion about him on here. That's basically what he does like 50% or 75% of the time, just without the context of him being a YouTuber.

 

[ElAbominacion]

It's not about ETHAN KLEIN being Jewish. It's about him being an unoriginal, plagiarizing, autistic little man who can't take criticism as a 'content creator'. The Wayans Brothers make pretty ethnocentric jokes aimed at a black audience and they managed some universally funny movies like White Chicks.

Ethan, and Hila, who seems to have the emotional depth and the capacity to form an opinion of a peeled potato, lost themselves in the make-pretend reality they fashioned for eachother where they're superstars and pioneers who are misunderstood by the world. But the truth is, they're backstabbing, thieving narcissistic people and when they're called out on it, they double down.

 

[BrunoMattei]

It's not about ETHAN KLEIN being Jewish. It's about him being an unoriginal, plagiarizing, autistic little man who can't take criticism as a 'content creator'. The Wayans Brothers make pretty ethnocentric jokes aimed at a black audience and they managed some universally funny movies like White Chicks.

As far as the rest of your post, I think it's a simple case of biting off more than you can chew.

 

[lowkey]

Funnier than Ethan in any case.