Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

    Votes: 2,399 58.4%

  • Never.

    Votes: 826 20.1%

  • >2 years

    Votes: 883 21.5%
  • Total voters
    4,107
54E9B720-3F39-4C58-B8FE-275F978B16FE.jpeg

I dunno, if I made money making boring ass streams while bitching about people being more popular than me, I wouldn’t say the world is brutal.
 
Last edited:
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: Ged'sForth, what0908, Ravelord and 15 others
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Like
Reactions: GandT, barack_samson and Lucas Silva #4903141
MirnaMinkoff said:
One of Cosmo’s many problems is he seems to have his entire concept of love and relationships from saccharine media BS. “Bliss and laying in someone’s arms, taking care of me, pampering” etc.. he doesn’t want a relationship he wants a slave like devotion from a rich groupie who’s only goal in life is massaging Cosmo’s ego.

If he was a woman I’d assume he’d OD’ed on crap like Twilight, Fifty Shades of Grey and the Lifetime Channel. Since he’s Cosmo I’ll assume anime poisoned him.
Click to expand...
The funny, yet tragic part about that? I honestly think that even if he were an actual woman (and wasn't a sun-deprived neet), he'd still be disappointed when it comes to relationships precisely because of those sorts of unrealistic fantasies.
 
  • Agree
  • Feels
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Vladislav, what0908, GandT and 7 others
Mathas said:
The funny, yet tragic part about that? I honestly think that even if he were an actual woman (and wasn't a sun-deprived neet), he'd still be disappointed when it comes to relationships precisely because of those sorts of unrealistic fantasies.
Click to expand...

Obviously, his idea of love is bizarre and totally unrealistic whether he’s male or female. He wants a sexy mommy to take care of him.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: Eren, GandT, thejackal and 1 other person
Obviously one his big issues is drugs. Lately, I've been wondering if his psychotic episodes are caused by not being able to regulate his emotions while high, or if it's a result of his feeble mind not being able to handle withdrawal between dark web deliveries (seeing as how buying dope in person would probably go very poorly).
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Vladislav, Francis E. Dec Esc., Eren and 3 others
awoo said:
That sounds pretty good actually
Click to expand...

No shit. It’s ideal for irresponsible man-children. I actually thinks that’s why lots of soy NEETS go troon.

In their mind being a woman means “being cared for” but that’s just shows their warped minds, taking care of others has been viewed as the job of women for thousands of years. (Goes with the territory of bearing children) Protection was the male role.

What Cosmo wants is to be an eternal child, not a woman. Since they can’t be a transchild they think being a woman is the next best thing. None of their fantasies have any basis in actual reality so they are constantly bitter, confused and frustrated.
 
  • Agree
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Parthenos, Upsy Daisy, Vladislav and 11 others
MirnaMinkoff said:
No shit. It’s ideal for irresponsible man-children. I actually thinks that’s why lots of soy NEETS go troon.

In their mind being a woman means “being cared for” but that’s just shows their warped minds, taking care of others has been viewed as the job of women for thousands of years. (Goes with the territory of bearing children) Protection was the male role.

What Cosmo wants is to be an eternal child, not a woman. Since they can’t be a transchild they think being a woman is the next best thing. None of their fantasies have any basis in actual reality so they are constantly bitter, confused and frustrated.
Click to expand...
Troons think the grass is greener on the other side, which often goes along with the autism correlation. If they're a woman, men will want to protect them and women will want to be galpals with them. And neither gender will go 'lol you're an autist'. Or so they think, anyway.
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Parthenos, Eren, GandT and 2 others
Suck the Cock said:
Alright so, seriously, who do we have to contact to put Cosmo in a mental facility? There's no way he won't get admitted at this point.
Click to expand...

I was under the impression that John Numbers regularly captured and returned Cosmo to Arkham Asylum only for the hormone-addled horror to escape using increasingly sophisticated soy-related means.
 
  • Winner
  • Like
  • Semper Fidelis
Reactions: Isaac Clarke, Ged!, Knyttet and 23 others
Super Smash Brothers is a video game designed for children. "high dimensional complex system processing" is cringy /r/iamverysmart posturing from someone who can not even qualify as a basic functioning adult.

I'm sure Narcissa will go ahead and play some SixtySymbols videos in the background while playing Splatoon 2 (a children's video game) to prove me wrong.

Nevermind that Narcissa is a self-described sociopath.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Winner
Reactions: Ged'sForth, Vladislav, what0908 and 12 others
Revolved said:
Obviously one his big issues is drugs. Lately, I've been wondering if his psychotic episodes are caused by not being able to regulate his emotions while high, or if it's a result of his feeble mind not being able to handle withdrawal between dark web deliveries (seeing as how buying dope in person would probably go very poorly).
Click to expand...

He isn't just on drugs, he's on shitty drugs, he's on really uncool drugs, and he should kill himself just for having absolutely horrible taste in games, drugs, and everything else that reflects on his worthiness to exist.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Winner
Reactions: Eryngium, Ged'sForth, what0908 and 13 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back