Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

[ElAbominacion]

As far as the rest of your post, I think it's a simple case of biting off more than you can chew.

The allegation I was rebuffing essentially implied that the reason people are being hard on Ethan is because he's Jewish. But food for thought on over-reaching. Thanks.

 

[Rei is shit]

Anyone want to take bets on what sort of damage control we'll be getting?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO95NQb-DcU

 

[Xerxes IX]

Anyone want to take bets on what sort of damage control we'll be getting?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO95NQb-DcU

It's too early for another apology video, so another drunk rant, while Hila and his other yesman go "yeah" in the background

EDIT: Like clockwork.

 

[Burning Fanatic]

Holy shit, place your bets now.
My bet is that they’re not going to address the video featured here. Even if they do, I guarantee it’ll probably be a lot of cherry picking and them taking no accountability, which in a way is them barely addressing the actual video.

I would be really shocked to see this thread get brought up.
>Inb4 there’s a website making antisemetic attacks against myself, my podcast, my wife and our unborn child.

 

[Anonymousshitposter09]

Anyone want to take bets on what sort of damage control we'll be getting?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO95NQb-DcU

He'll play the victim, "apologize" for not being perfect and claim that some people are taking his comedy show way too seriously.

 

[mrdk_04]

My bet is as follows:
- brings up the video, tries to act as if he's okay with it and not rebuff any actual criticism.
- will compare himself to low tier YTers to make himself look good.
- Ethan will ad hominems the kid who made the bootleg Content Cop
- Ethan will apologize for the umpteenth time
- Ethan will mention his depression
- Hila will say nothing of substance

What're we betting?

 

[I'mPushingButtons]

It is going to be a angry sperg out or a whiny attempt to blame all of his faggotry on depression

 

[Sam Losco]

Do they normally have chat disabled?

 

[bemeas]

It is going to be a angry sperg out or a whiny attempt to blame all of his faggotry on depression

About half an hour in so far and this appears to be true for the most part. None of this seems sincere, either.

 

[SlurpleSpeckleon]

"You have to get over your ego, and you have to get over getting tools to cope" - Ethan just now

He's talking about his depression as predicted, but it's interesting that he's phrasing the majority of his conclusions as "you should do X" instead of "I should do X". I think it's him divorcing himself from what's going on. Maybe he has admitted his ego problem and apologized for it.

"This podcast has been one of the most difficult things to do in my life" - Ethan also just now
lmao what a dumbass, going on about how this is not the medium suited for him. Why do you keep doing it, you dingus. People clearly like your regular video content instead. Hila and Ethan phrased it as "the podcast is me being 90% an asshole and 10% good".

 

[roxitp0w3rwuzdabest420]

Maybe he has admitted his ego

He admitted earlier that he does have a big ego, and if he still made videos he can just edit out those parts. But since he does the podcast he can't hide it as well.

If he wants to keep fans around just make like a video a month, no one is asking him to pump out a video a day or to completely give up the podcast. Just every once in a while we'd like to see you rip into spergs or do a stupid skit. Fucking Idubbbz does a video once a month and it's great.

 

[Burning Fanatic]

This feels so disingenuous. Like if you actually care about your audience, you wouldn't be advertsining your Fucking sponsors for this episode. Right now, he's going on and on about their sponsors while at the same time, trying to address all the shit he's been getting from the fans and haters.

 

[Rei is shit]

He started this whole thing off by saying "people have been claiming that I'm a hypocrit, I proritize money, I've thrown friends under the bus, poorly informed and spread misinformation, arrogant, cannot handle criticism and that I've used people and I'm guilty of all of it". And that is the last time he mentions any of that criticism.

The whole thing has muh depression and muh therapy without actually addressing any of the points that have been brought up besides acknowledging them once.

 

[Kermit Can]

Hot off the livestream:

Apparently, he did it for a video that wound up not working out.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Nigga, have you even seen Ethan's autistic spergfest after being criticized when he threw PewDiePie under the bus? PewDiePie accidentally blurted out the nigger word during a PUBG Livestream. Meanwhile, Ethan tried to pretend to have the moral high ground despite repeatedly saying the nigger word during the podcast with Idubbz (even Idubbz was a little uncomfortable). When everyone pointed that out, he ranted and raved over getting called out. Ethan is indeed a lolcow and you're exceptional if you can watch this yet say otherwise.

Go to around 10;45 where he starts to completely lose it.

Yeah, I watched it, and there's some mild tism on display but he didn't "lose it", he acted like so many other people would act in his position. I agree with the poster who said he shouldn't have even addressed it at all, and yeah there's some hypocrisy on display here, but being a mild hypocrite and stating something at least semi-reasonable ("saying nigger out of anger is different from saying it as a joke") isn't cow behavior dude. You do you, I'm just saying that I don't see it.

4:05
Ethan: "But you have Keemstar and Scarce who say Ethan is a hypocrite, because he said nigger on his podcast. Dude, you fucking call yourself a news source, get fucking real. It is frustrating because I have nothing to apologize for."

14:58
Ethan: "Do you think I'm fucking stupid? Do you think I didn't know I said the N-word in previous podcasts? Fuck no!"

15:25
Ethan: "I am not sorry. Because he fucked up. He made a great apology. I forgive him."

17:35
Some faggy blond haired yesman: "What do you want? A fucking apology? You want Ethan to get in front a camera and apologize?"

These are indeed some exceptional individuals.

I could give two wet shits about his podcast people, no one cares about them, but he's in exactly the same boat as we are. You yourself are either in one of two boats, you've either taken the leap and posted racial slurs on an internet gossip and comedy forum or you've [checks @lowkey's post history] posted some reasonable opinions and some stuff that I personally disagree with, but either way there's a segment of the population that would drag you for posting here at all.

Do you apologize for what you've posted? The dude made a video where he said the word "nigger" in it, and then he makes a video criticizing someone else for saying the same thing. He gets attacked by fucking Keemstar for it, of all people, and insists he has nothing to apologize for. I don't necessarily agree, I think he could have acknowledged the hypocrisy of it more and I personally wouldn't have said anything at all because its not a big deal and I don't care, but the fact remains that nothing you've said here is cow behavior. He's not ranting and raving, that's not him screaming, he's saying stupid things in a relatively calm tone.

I'm still correct in that any declaration of h3h3 being cows is another instance of kiwis reaching. I love you guys, but you're not convincing me. Call me when they do cow things or when there's real drama.

e: regarding this new video, yeah his acknowledgement of the criticism isn't as in depth as some people would like but what incentive is there for him to dive deeply into that shit pile? He acknowledged it all and stated out loud for the record, no editing it out that he was guilty of these things. That has to be good enough or nothing is.

 

[LucasSomething]

I got to say, the most (unintentionally) funny thing about this stream is that Ethan will cry depression about people saying he only does the podcast for money and then will immediatly cut to give a +5 minute long ad.

His lack of self awareness is impressive.

 

[Colonel J]

It's not about ETHAN KLEIN being Jewish. It's about him being an unoriginal, plagiarizing, autistic little man who can't take criticism as a 'content creator'.

What's the difference?

 

[Carcinogenesis]

Yeah, I watched it, and there's some mild tism on display but he didn't "lose it", he acted like so many other people would act in his position. I agree with the poster who said he shouldn't have even addressed it at all, and yeah there's some hypocrisy on display here, but being a mild hypocrite and stating something at least semi-reasonable ("saying nigger out of anger is different from saying it as a joke") isn't cow behavior dude. You do you, I'm just saying that I don't see it.

I could give two wet shits about his podcast people, no one cares about them, but he's in exactly the same boat as we are. You yourself are either in one of two boats, you've either taken the leap and posted racial slurs on an internet gossip and comedy forum or you've [checks @lowkey's post history] posted some reasonable opinions and some stuff that I personally disagree with, but either way there's a segment of the population that would drag you for posting here at all.

Do you apologize for what you've posted? The dude made a video where he said the word "nigger" in it, and then he makes a video criticizing someone else for saying the same thing. He gets attacked by fucking Keemstar for it, of all people, and insists he has nothing to apologize for. I don't necessarily agree, I think he could have acknowledged the hypocrisy of it more and I personally wouldn't have said anything at all because its not a big deal and I don't care, but the fact remains that nothing you've said here is cow behavior. He's not ranting and raving, that's not him screaming, he's saying stupid things in a relatively calm tone.

I'm still correct in that any declaration of h3h3 being cows is another instance of kiwis reaching. I love you guys, but you're not convincing me. Call me when they do cow things or when there's real drama.

e: regarding this new video, yeah his acknowledgement of the criticism isn't as in depth as some people would like but what incentive is there for him to dive deeply into that shit pile? He acknowledged it all and stated out loud for the record, no editing it out that he was guilty of these things. That has to be good enough or nothing is.

You really should consider writing erotic literature, I can practically hear the dick sucking from the wall of text you just typed. You can't just screech out the nigger word deliberately than attempt to morally high ground someone who says it by accident. I don't apologize for posting the nigger word because I don't chastise others for doing it. Ethan does the opposite of what I or others do here. Ethan can't take criticism and this moment shows. I have no idea how you can consider how he said those things calmly, he was practically yelling. He's not even a good person either, considering how he treats some of his guests and even his FRIEND, JonTron. If you don't care about Ethan's shitty podcast, why are you going out of your way to defend the sperg? Stop backseat moderating because your precious Ethan has a thread. He's a lolcow, and as long as he continues this way, he'll stay a lolcow.

 

[The I Scream Man]

You really should consider writing erotic literature, I can practically hear the dick sucking from the wall of text you just typed. You can't just screech out the nigger word deliberately than attempt to morally high ground someone who says it by accident. I don't apologize for posting the nigger word because I don't chastise others for doing it. Ethan does the opposite of what I or others do here. Ethan can't take criticism and this moment shows. I have no idea how you can consider how he said those things calmly, he was practically yelling. He's not even a good person either, considering how he treats some of his guests and even his FRIEND, JonTron. If you don't care about Ethan's shitty podcast, why are you going out of your way to defend the sperg? Stop backseat moderating because your precious Ethan has a thread. He's a lolcow, and as long as he continues this way, he'll stay a lolcow.

I pointed out that people in this thread are reaching in their attempts to label him a cow, and what happens? More reaching.

Also you consider this defending him? When I take him to task for the things he's done and refuse to rant and rave about him? Not sure how much more clear I can make it when I say that dude is going to be a cow if he keeps up, but he ain't one now. Sorry if you disagree, but you're not giving me a reason to change my mind.

Also fuck JonTron, who gives a fuck about another Youtuber anyway, he deserves what he gets and so does Ethan, for that matter. We all do, if we do things that merit it. Ethan has, and will continue to be taken to task for his bullshit and he will continue to try his best to mitigate the damage and make money to support his coming family, and people desperate to hate him for whatever reason you care to claim will keep doing so, but none of this makes him a fucking cow.

I'm just mildly astonished that you can read other threads about actual cows, who do funny shit, and then come here without a hint of irony and insist that he's a cow in the same vein as one of them. Get real man

e: i'll even give you the benefit of the doubt, people have legit reasons to beef with the dude and its a crying shame that he clings to legitimacy even though he's obviously checked out, and that he didn't have the balls to pull a Joji and just say "fuck Youtube", but again, that's not cow behavior. He's like a jigsaw puzzle that's missing all the crucial pieces, he's cowardly and vain and obnoxious and overly smug and self important but none of this translates into funny, where's the funny

 

[PrincessHomura]

I pointed out that people in this thread are reaching in their attempts to label him a cow, and what happens? More reaching.

Also you consider this defending him? When I take him to task for the things he's done and refuse to rant and rave about him? Not sure how much more clear I can make it when I say that dude is going to be a cow if he keeps up, but he ain't one now. Sorry if you disagree, but you're not giving me a reason to change my mind.

Also fuck JonTron, who gives a fuck about another Youtuber anyway, he deserves what he gets and so does Ethan, for that matter. We all do, if we do things that merit it. Ethan has, and will continue to be taken to task for his bullshit and he will continue to try his best to mitigate the damage and make money to support his coming family, and people desperate to hate him for whatever reason you care to claim will keep doing so, but none of this makes him a fucking cow.

I'm just mildly astonished that you can read other threads about actual cows, who do funny shit, and then come here without a hint of irony and insist that he's a cow in the same vein as one of them. Get real man

e: i'll even give you the benefit of the doubt, people have legit reasons to beef with the dude and its a crying shame that he clings to legitimacy even though he's obviously checked out, and that he didn't have the balls to pull a Joji and just say "fuck Youtube", but again, that's not cow behavior. He's like a jigsaw puzzle that's missing all the crucial pieces, he's cowardly and vain and obnoxious and overly smug and self important but none of this translates into funny, where's the funny

I think mocking your audience and telling people to unsubscribe and then panicking when they do just that is pretty funny. The fact that people always joked that Hila was his tard wrangler and that it's basically turned into a real scenario is pretty funny. Bill Burr steamrolling him on his own podcast because he can't adapt as a host was pretty funny.

You say in this post that Ethan gets what he deserves, but still you seem to be pretty against him having a thread here. I can't say if Ethan has longterm potential as a lolcow or not, but the posts vehemently denying that he's a lolcow sound eerily similar to the ones in the first 50 pages of Boogie's thread, and look at the goldmine that's become.