Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[cruderudedude]

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This is very ominous I don't like it

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

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Just posting this in advance:

 

[Skeletor]

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Man, whichever one of you guys is wrangling Chris should really check in on him.

 

[cruderudedude]

Man, whichever one of you guys is wrangling Chris should really check in on him.

hell be fine

 

[ZehnBoat]

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"The time has come," the Chrischan said,
"To talk of many things:
Of breifs--and dykes--and pickle-suits--
Of CPUs--and Chus--
And if old memes are fun or not--
And whether Chris hates jews."

 

[trigon]

Its fuckin happening lads.

 

[KJ 195]

Our CPU in Cwcville,
Hallowed be Your name.
Your dimension come,
Your will be done.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

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I really hope people who are near Chris in public start groping invisvible tits and fingering invisible vaginas next to him. #metoosonichu

 

[Pablador]

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Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to school tomorrow if you live in Cwcville. happening thread will be posted tomorrow morning.

 

[nertz]

See you on the other side, kiwis. Peace be with chu.

 

[Observatory]

Can't believe chris predicted my bowel movement, cause shit's finally happening now.

 

[Pablador]

If whoever feeds Chris this shit told him that offing himself would ensure him a place in this next dimension, would he?

 

[Guts Gets Some]

To think without registering, I would've lived out my final day in blissful ignorance over the true terror approaching.

 

[Depression_Begins]

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So has Chris turned into everything he once was against?

1. Alcohol -> claims to be a social drinker, hard liquor seen in videos (such as vodka in Cherokean Chant)
2. Smoking -> smoking cannabis on a regular basis
3. LGBT -> now identifies as a woman
4. Men other than him and his father -> is now bisexual
5. Non-religious people -> has abandoned Christianity and worships false idols

Someone should tell Chris that his future message video is for him in the future. It ironically sounds like he's trying to save himself in it.

 

[HaldolJunkie]

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Its either some dimensional merge bullshit or Barb died..jk..We're not that lucky

 

[Guts Gets Some]

2. Smoking -> smoking cannabis on a regular basis

Never heard this. Thread?

 

[Wall-E]

Are we sure idea guy isn’t goin to tell Chris something along the lines of, say, “Chris in order to survive the merge you need to drink 2 leters of magic potion conviently stores in the bleach container.”?

 

[Jack Awful]

*Artist's Interpretation

 

[Kosher Dill]

My OC is a version of Chris that has a job. You're getting merged, Fatty.