Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

[Jack Awful]

My OC is a version of Chris that has a job. You're getting merged, Fatty.

I'd love to sit Chris down for like 2 hours and just pick his brain about the dimensional merge and its rules.

 

[Coelacanth]

Oh shit. Here we go.

If I don't make it tell Chris he was always one of my favourite lolcows.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

This is very ominous I don't like it

It does have a familiar ring to it, doesn't it?

 

[jawsome]

Folks, its be an honor to shitpost along side of you.

Spoiler: Semper Fi

 

[sax_banana]

so did chris commit suicide, or did he go on a killing spree? or is he gonna realize it didn't work, and spend the rest of the day crying, while barb is trying to figure out where she went wrong in life?

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

How does this work when Chris has about seven different Mary Sues/OCs? When the dimensions merge, do they all come together like a giant autistic transformer, or is Chris being split into a bunch of different people (one is enough, dear godbearcpujesus)?

If we know the dimensional merge is happening, can't we just make up our own OCs now and then we'll all be fine, darn dirty trolls or not? Is it that easy?

Brb, making up a cool OC with big tits and a massive gun.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

He that shall live this day, and become an oldfag,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his fellow kiwis,
And say "Tomorrow is Saint Chris-Chan."
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
And say "These wounds I had on Chris-Chan's day."
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember, with advantages,
What shitposting he did that day.

Good luck, boys, girls, and attack helicopters. See you on the other side. First round of reebs are on me.

 

[Rupin]

I don't see any sonichus running around here. Wtf man....

 

[Xanax]

How does this work when Chris has about seven different Mary Sues/OCs? When the dimensions merge, do they all come together like a giant autistic transformer, or is Chris being split into a bunch of different people (one is enough, dear godbearcpujesus)?

Chris is a rétard who darts from one fleeting obsession to the next, there's no point trying to make sense of this whole thing.

 

[Zorin OS Is Awesome]

 

[AnOminous]

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[Calooby]

I pray to Terry A. Davis every day so I'll be sure to do so my good friend.

 

[zap2theextreme]

Shit, sorry I'm late guys. I got the cyanide tainted Fanta right here. Don't ya'll start recycling without me now.

 

[Quijibo69]

He's going on he's mass shooting today?

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

Let's all give thanks this Thanksgiving for all the lol-worthy content we are about to receive.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

The kingdom of this dimension has become the kingdom of our Chandler and of his OC, and he will reign for ever and ever." Thanks be given to "Chris, the All Fatty" and praise for the wrath that came, the legos who were shook, and the Chandler pets rewarded. Subsequently, "Chris' temple in Cwcville was opened, and within his temple was seen the ring of amnyfist. And there came flashes of zappings, moaning, peals of JULAY, a great fart and severly crapped briefs." -Revealations 11: 15-19 (CWC Edition)

 

[Panzer IV]

So Barb died already?

 

[PT 940]

I hope he elaborates on this soon, the suspense is killing me

 

[Bassomatic]

I for one didn't see a Chris chan tech priest cross over.

 

[Picklechu]

It's true, I just ran over a cartoon pony on the way back from the grocery store.