Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Strine]

I know it's what KF is for, but prolonged consideration of how Amber's mind works and the bastard logic she wields is ultimately not going to illuminate anything. Amber is a deathfat trainwreck who is going to eat herself to death. She knows this, she doesn't care because she couldn't keep Destiny, whom she loved, and because Amber is an emotional rètard she had to adopt a surrogate parent in the form of a drawling thumb she doesn't actually like. She is mentally 14 years old and at that age, a breakup feels like the end of your life: trouble is, Amber is double that age, and instead of sensible family members to help her out of the depression, she has an opportunistic slug eager to enable her slow suicide because it's easier than having a job. There is no reasoning with Amber, she does not and will not apply rational thought to herself. She'll never run out of excuses, because she only needs to convince herself with them; she doesn't care if anyone else believes them. She's going to troll for views to get ornj chikun money until she dies. Getting rid of Becky is her only hope for survival at this point, since Becky has made it abundantly clear that she would rather kill Amber than apply for a job.

 

[Xenomorph]

Waiting for the vlog where AL says Becky opened her gifts already.

 

[pecan]

tbh I'm pretty sure "deathfat" started years ago on reddit's fatpeoplehate. Still, that was one of my favorite moment's of the stream where null was like "what did you say? did you just say DEATHfat?" and then he cackled. it was so qt

Funny enough, the term deathfat was actually coined by HAES "fatshion" activist-types themselves about a decade (dear god) ago as a play off of "morbid obesity." It was supposed to be a joke, but it's so obviously true that they're killing themselves that every reasonable person was happy to use the term 'deathfat' for them as well.

 

[Guardsman42]

Amber is no different than any other addict. They all think their addiction is the worst, every other addict is a weak willed pussy and look down at other people's vices.

Like your average heroin addict she believed her addiction won't kill her, but unlike heroin food doesn't have a high chance of killing you after you ate. On the flip side, just like heroin if you're friends are death fats you will see their addiction kill and maim them while you have your head buried in the sand.

I've personally known guys who smoked meth and crack daily for decades and it didn't kill them. Amber's addiction will kill her faster then alot of drug addictions kill the users. Addicts to drugs aren't using at the rate Amber is, she's weird even for a deathfat for her weight gain. She's incredibly young to be as big as she is, and already showing signs of health issues associated with deathfats in their 40's.

No, her food addiction is far more dangerous then drugs. A good dealer doesn't sell you shit that'll kill you quick. They sell quality product that might never kill you. But McDonalds? Have your 600 calorie burger...three times a day, with your large milk shake. Naw, people keep expecting her to last years, but she won't. If she comes into an ER for pain control etc for any thing, she's looking at a very long stay. Though I also think she knows this. If she ever has an accident, she's either dead, or bed bound, after potentionally months in a hospital.

I think I got off track now and forgot what I was typing.

 

[Xenomorph]

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Yikes.

Wow, AL your self esteem is so low you can't even accept a dog may like someone else better than you do? Maybe it's because you chucked that dog across the bed like a vegetable from your mouth.

 

[I am a nigger]

If Amberlynn was smart, she'd just fully pander to the feeder audience. She has to realize she's never losing weight, so death is inevitable.

 

[Claude Rabbit]

I've personally known guys who smoked meth and crack daily for decades and it didn't kill them. Amber's addiction will kill her faster then alot of drug addictions kill the users. Addicts to drugs aren't using at the rate Amber is, she's weird even for a deathfat for her weight gain. She's incredibly young to be as big as she is, and already showing signs of health issues associated with deathfats in their 40's.

No, her food addiction is far more dangerous then drugs. A good dealer doesn't sell you shit that'll kill you quick. They sell quality product that might never kill you. But McDonalds? Have your 600 calorie burger...three times a day, with your large tard cum shake. Naw, people keep expecting her to last years, but she won't. If she comes into an ER for pain control etc for any thing, she's looking at a very long stay. Though I also think she knows this. If she ever has an accident, she's either dead, or bed bound, after potentionally months in a hospital.

I think I got off track now and forgot what I was typing.

Her parents had drug problems and are looking more likely than ever to outlive her. I guess their addiction brings them into contact with the law and (admittedly low quality) rehab programmes compared with an overeater.

 

[SweetDee]

Amber's tombstone will read: "She hadn't eaten all day."

 

[Dutch Courage]

Amber's tombstone will read: "She hadn't eaten all day."

You mean "I hadn't ate all day"

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

Amber's tombstone will read: "She hadn't eaten all day."

"Sorry I hadn't eateeen all day"
"sorry I just woke up my hair is a mess"
"I lost 89lbees once"

 

[Malibougie]

“I haven’t eeeeu-un all day”

I don't see what is so upsetting about that exchange. Amber is just pushing the age-old fatty narrative that "food is the hardest addiction to beat, because you need food to liiiiiive"

Sorry nurse person, but you're a sperg. You completely miss the point by screaming at her that drug addicts can die if they aren't detoxed under medical supervision. The point is, once you're detoxed you don't need the drug or alcohol to survive. But we all need food to live so a "food addict" is tortured every day of their lives. That's what Amber is getting at; whether you buy into that or not is also irrelevant in this context. Getting mad at Amberlynn is like getting mad at a housecat. Why bother?

Because some cats are dicks

I addressed that point when I was explaining to her that nobody is innately born with needing drugs (with the exception of those born to drug addicted parents), like how we are with food. Everyone needs food, but nobody needs excessive amounts. I never screamed at her and repeatedly said that I wasn't trying to upset her and merely trying to educate. Also, many lifetime drug addicts once detoxed from said drugs (like heroin) will need a replacement such as suboxone or methadone. This goes for alcoholics too. I work with many alcoholics, that have been addicted for so long that we have to give them measured doses of alcohol (provided by the pharmacy) daily.

Here’s the thing about AL she is so thick headed that you can explain until you are blue in the face.

You can explain it, but you can’t understand it for her. She is such a dum dum and her comprehension level is very little. That is why she is always “like wuuuuht?”

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Apparently, Amberlynn's dietician told her she can "eat anything she wants" long as she eats between 2500 and 3000 calories. A few health specialists have tried to reach out to her as concerned individuals offering to become acquaintances and give advice, but not as professionals to be hired. Amber is lying, as no sane dietician or nutritionist would tell her this. They would want her to stay in a calorie deficit far less than 2500 cals. A dietician would tell her to eat healthy foods at home and alter her dietary practices, the fucking whole point of a dietician is to change diet for the better. Amber wants to convince herself that all calories are equal. Apparently sodium, sugar, and fat intake do not need adjusted either, you heard it from the Queen of moderation herself!

 

[nyankosensei]

and as always with her she is not telling who it was cause they might get attacked lol

 

[Xenomorph]

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and as always with her she is not telling who it was cause they might get attacked lol

Sure they will because she is neither beautiful on the inside or outside so whoever (IF they are real) are full of shit. Five bucks it's Nico since he loves egging on dying fat women to eat more.

 

[raritycunt]

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and as always with her she is not telling who it was cause they might get attacked lol

Is her favourite YouTube Chantal?

 

[Strine]

Apparently, Amberlynn's dietician told her she can "eat anything she wants" long as she eats between 2500 and 3000 calories. A few health specialists have tried to reach out to her as concerned individuals offering to become acquaintances and give advice, but not as professionals to be hired. Amber is lying, as no sane dietician or nutritionist would tell her this. They would want her to stay in a calorie deficit far less than 2500 cals. A dietician would tell her to eat healthy foods at home and alter her dietary practices, the fucking whole point of a dietician is to change diet for the better. Amber wants to convince herself that all calories are equal. Apparently sodium, sugar, and fat intake do not need adjusted either, you heard it from the Queen of moderation herself!

A dietitian who doesn't have a pie for a head is going to see that she's a hamplanet and so give her a diet she actually has a hope of following. If Amber ate 3000 calories of fast food a day and nothing else, her health would improve. You have to remember Amber is so monstrously obese that she could die at any time.

 

[Guardsman42]

A dietitian who doesn't have a pie for a head is going to see that she's a hamplanet and so give her a diet she actually has a hope of following. If Amber ate 3000 calories of fast food a day and nothing else, her health would improve. You have to remember Amber is so monstrously obese that she could die at any time.

Honestly if some one did give her advice, I wonder if it's so they can get asspats? 'Hey I tried to help her..' but she died.

I still doubt any one did is the thing of course.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

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and as always with her she is not telling who it was cause they might get attacked lol

> My favorite Youtuber

Did she send herself a message?

 

[Xenomorph]

I wonder if it's Ms trashbag Trasha Paytas, since she name dropped her in her Burger King mook-bong.

 

[raritycunt]

I wonder if it's Ms trashbag Trasha Paytas, since she name dropped her in her Burger King mook-bong.

Oh that’s good thinking, she probably name dropped Trisha for her attention anyway.