Obscure Laughingstocks - Lolcows without substantial online presence.

[I am a nigger]

My log.
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By the way, I know a lot of posts have been removed from the log. Some about Islam and all the ones about the Las Vegas shooting.

Revelation 22 New International Version (NIV)
Eden Restored
22 Then the angel showed me the river of the water of life, as clear as crystal, flowing from the throne of God and of the Lamb 2 down the middle of the great street of the city. On each side of the river stood the tree of life, bearing twelve crops of fruit, yielding its fruit every month. And the leaves of the tree are for the healing of the nations. 3 No longer will there be any curse. The throne of God and of the Lamb will be in the city, and his servants will serve him. 4 They will see his face, and his name will be on their foreheads. 5 There will be no more night. They will not need the light of a lamp or the light of the sun, for the Lord God will give them light. And they will reign for ever and ever.

John and the Angel
6 The angel said to me, “These words are trustworthy and true. The Lord, the God who inspires the prophets, sent his angel to show his servants the things that must soon take place.”

7 “Look, I am coming soon! Blessed is the one who keeps the words of the prophecy written in this scroll.”

8 I, John, am the one who heard and saw these things. And when I had heard and seen them, I fell down to worship at the feet of the angel who had been showing them to me. 9 But he said to me, “Don’t do that! I am a fellow servant with you and with your fellow prophets and with all who keep the words of this scroll. Worship God!”

10 Then he told me, “Do not seal up the words of the prophecy of this scroll, because the time is near. 11 Let the one who does wrong continue to do wrong; let the vile person continue to be vile; let the one who does right continue to do right; and let the holy person continue to be holy.”

Epilogue: Invitation and Warning
12 “Look, I am coming soon! My reward is with me, and I will give to each person according to what they have done. 13 I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End.

14 “Blessed are those who wash their robes, that they may have the right to the tree of life and may go through the gates into the city. 15 Outside are the dogs, those who practice magic arts, the sexually immoral, the murderers, the idolaters and everyone who loves and practices falsehood.

16 “I, Jesus, have sent my angel to give youa]">[a] this testimony for the churches. I am the Root and the Offspring of David, and the bright Morning Star.”

17 The Spirit and the bride say, “Come!” And let the one who hears say, “Come!” Let the one who is thirsty come; and let the one who wishes take the free gift of the water of life.

18 I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this scroll: If anyone adds anything to them, God will add to that person the plagues described in this scroll. 19 And if anyone takes words away from this scroll of prophecy, God will take away from that person any share in the tree of life and in the Holy City, which are described in this scroll.

20 He who testifies to these things says, “Yes, I am coming soon.”

Amen. Come, Lord Jesus.

21 The grace of the Lord Jesus be with God’s people. Amen.

Fascinating, you have some amazing insights! Would you mind posting a picture of you with a note containing a date and "KiwiFarms"?

 

[sevensixtwo]

I would mind and I can't be bothered.

Although that letter says my employment at Exide was terminated in Feb 2017, in truth I terminated it in January 2017 and Exide has recanted their former position that it was in Feb, as seen in this recent email.

This email ignores the concerns I raised on other days: I wanted copies of their fraud docs.

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

Alright guys, brace yourselves. I bring you a doozy. This might be long.

https://the-hylian-metalhead.deviantart.com/

I came across this guy when a friend of mine posted this severely exceptional piece of art in a Discord chat:

The description for the image in question is the following:



Naturally, I had to dig up more.

Now, I first thought about outright creating a thread on the guy, because he just hits so damn many common lolcow traits (autistic, LGBT, brony, Thomas the Tank Engine sperg, creepypasta sperg, mememaster, edgelord metalfag, weeaboo, insane political and religious beliefs...), but I'd rather test the waters by posting this stuff here first. At first I thought he had to be a troll, because there's just no way in hell a person like this exists, but he has online activity dating back to at least 2013, so I'm more inclined to believe that he's just that autistic.

I'll let him describe himself:

(http://archive.is/OElEM)

This thing was made last year, he's 18 now. That animu thing on the left is his self-insert OC "Daylight", a name he prefers to be referred as. More on that later. It should be worth noting that despite claiming to learn towards guys, he's currently dating a female. And no, I have no idea what the fuck is going on with that "boyfriend from an alternate universe" deal.

Naturally, he is not nearly as kawaii in real life:

Spoiler: HE'S FAT

Alternatively, this is how he describes himself in his YouTube account:



His real name is apparently Jonathan Lerner, and he lives in Florida. On his DA he claims to live in the Tampa Bay area, but on his YT he's got this cringy little video where shows us his disgusting-ass house in the small town of Okeechobee, while whining about how terrible the place is. You could probably find his full dox if you dug a little bit, since he doesn't try to hide anything, but I'm a lazy asshole.

Politically he identifies as both a fascist and a LOLbertarian at the same time (apparently, it's called being a "Capitalist Fascist", or something). On his DA bio he proudly displays many badges detailing his views, some self-made:

He enjoys making terrible and absolutely clueless political maymays, often mixing them up with his spergtastic fandoms and obsessions:

Spoiler: Autism

And many more.

He also drew these abominations, which are apparently the "Autism and Asperger's Pride Gadsden Flag" and the "LGBT Fascists Flag". I'm not fucking joking.

Spoiler: Fun with flags

(http://archive.is/TDSvk)
(http://archive.is/pJfoI)

Apart from politics, the rest of his gallery (http://archive.is/hkmGV) mostly consists of Thomas the Tank Engine, The Legend of Zelda, creepypasta, metalfaggotry, crappy drawings of his OC made with bases, or demented combinations thereafter.

Spoiler: What

His gallery is also fucking massive because most of his deviations take almost zero effort to make. I'm not gonna dive through the whole thing, but I'm sure it's a damn near endless well of crazy.

Religiously, he used to identify as a Christian, but recently (by which I mean a week ago) he decided to abandon that faith. First he created his own pagan religion based on The Legend of Zelda (lmao), but three days later he just became an atheist. He didn't remove his Christian badges, though. Who knows, considering how unstable the dude is, he might decide to become Christian again a couple of days from now.

Also worth taking a look are the DA Groups that he has created. They include "LGBT Fascists", "Aspies of Faith", and "Shape Shifters Leage".

Now, about that last one. This is where the "Daylight" OC comes into play. "Shape Shifters Leage" (that's "leage" consistently spelled without and "U", for some reason) is an "anime" that Jonathan is "creating" alongside his friend mechatrain150. It stars his handsome bishie self insert, Daylight Lerner, which is apparently a shapeshifter. Or something. The mecha guy also has a self-insert. I honestly have no idea what the plot is meant to be, or if there even is a plot, but they appear to have been "working" on it since at least 2014. Hell, Jonathan has even created music for the "series".

His YouTube account is also filled with his particular brand of autism, but most of the videos were made when he was a kid, so I'm not as willing to happily mock them. Seems like he has not changed at all since then, though. They include angry rants on things he doesn't like, more Thomas the Tank Engine spergery, and crappy covers of metal songs. Also a public Internet slapfight with some kid called Aydan Bentley.

This video of his somehow has 81,000 views. It's a slideshow of poor quality photos of Thomas toys badly edited in MS Paint to create a crossover with Slenderman. It also has 63 likes and only 24 dislikes. This is probably proof humanity is devolving.

His covers are not as well received, though.

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And finally, we have this fearsome threat towards people who dare make fun of those with autism:

I could probably say much more, but honestly, investigate by yourselves. He seems to have produced a staggering amount of tard cum, and still going strong.

Found his GF:

Spoiler: He said he's a White Nationalist but...

View attachment 324795 he's dating somebody who's clearly not White.

What did I just read?

Fascist metalhead railfan: that's a strange combo.

Something something trains run on time.

Okay, so almost exactly a year after I posted this, I find this on my profile page.

We got a live one, y'all. @HiruHikari13, come say hi.

 

[HiruHikari13]

I learned my fucking lesson. What else do you want from me?

 

[Clown Doll]

Fascinating, you have some amazing insights! Would you mind posting a picture of you with a note containing a date and "KiwiFarms"?

I would mind and I can't be bothered.

That's not how it works, bub. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. I'll contact you via PM and you can prove that you're the genuine article that way.

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

I learned my fucking lesson. What else do you want from me?

You could start by not posting in your DA about getting catfished like a total spastic, lol.

https://www.deviantart.com/hiruhikari13/journal/Shit-773900838

 

[HiruHikari13]

Just continue posting bullshit about me. It'll only make me laugh.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

EXACTLY. That's the point I was trying to get across, but I couldn't find the right words.

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I do retail research, and I see so many guys like this (ok, with a lil more comprehension) who take real shitty pictures of retail establishments, and know way too much detail about the old malls, and shopping centers.

I have a couple I do studies on, but I can't tell you like, the square footage, or where all the tenants were exactly in the mall, or who owned the mall off the top of my head.

I hate that there are artists out there who are really trying, and this guy gets attention because he can draw an old Toys R Us like a five year old, only because he has bawwtism. </alog>

Imagine getting upset over the internet over a low functioning autist who draws shopping malls.

 

[HiruHikari13]

Ok, your right. I'll stop doing that.

I decided to forget about Ashley.

 

[I am a nigger]

I decided to forget about Ashley.

Well remember, because now I'm interested.

 

[HiruHikari13]

Well remember, because now I'm interested.

Fuck off.

 

[I am a nigger]

Fuck off.

Make me

 

[HiruHikari13]

Make me

I'm not dealing with your utter bullshit. All I did was make an account on this website just to tell the guy who talked about me that I learned my lesson.

 

[I am a nigger]

I'm not dealing with your utter bullshit. All I did was make an account on this website just to tell the guy who talked about me that I learned my lesson.

Let me put things into perspective. You, an autist, decided to jump into a discussion of why you are autistic to defend your honor, which is ironically really autistic.

 

[HiruHikari13]

Let me put things into perspective. You, an autist, decided to jump into a discussion of why you are autistic to defend your honor, which is ironically really autistic.

I'm not defending my "honor". I admit I was immature back then. What I'm trying to say is that I learned my lesson. I just want this to fucking end.

I have 2 best friends. One on DA who is like a sister to me and another one on Facebook who is like my brother. His stage name is Black Emperor. Our friendship is just like Jon from Dissection and Vlad since I share the same name as Jon from Dissection and Black Emperor is also Iranian like Vlad.

 

[Idea Waifu]

@HiruHikari13 so.., whats the deal of drawing yourself using female base, are you transgender?

 

[I am a nigger]

I'm not defending my "honor". I admit I was immature back then. What I'm trying to say is that I learned my lesson. I just want this to fucking end.

I have 2 best friends. One on DA who is like a sister to me and another one on Facebook who is like my brother. His stage name is Black Emperor. Our friendship is just like Jon from Dissection and Vlad since I share the same name as Jon from Dissection and Black Emperor is also Iranian like Vlad.

I bet your buddies will really appreciate you putting their names on here.

 

[Captain Smollett]

@HiruHikari13 so.., whats the deal of drawing yourself using female base, are you transgender?

Spoiler: Islamic Content

HRT might solve half of his problems.

 

[HiruHikari13]

@HiruHikari13 so.., whats the deal of drawing yourself using female base, are you transgender?

No, I'm not you retard.

 

[Idea Waifu]

No, I'm not you exceptional individual.

What happens on the mile stays on the mile. Always has.

Edit: my response to what you are traying to remove from here, have a safe day