Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

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Well, Chris seems to be enjoying playacting as a goddess, talking with his goddess peers and generally deciding the fate of two universes that us mere mortals cannot hope to understand.

I knew Chris had a massive ego, but this is insane (literally).
it is slightly better than his pretend time before. He had unlimited powers and could travel anywhere in this universe or any other and him and his Sonichu buddies spent all their time at a shopping mall or around their homes. Kind of waste to have all that power and never use it
 
The KF Chris Keepers say he has IRL friends - the Troon Squad for one.
How often does he get out of the house to see them?

I knew Chris had a massive ego, but this is insane (literally).
I've (jokingly?) said it before, but what if Sonichu really is some sort of malevolent spirit that's been haunting Chris? Look at his life since the CD cover project...
 
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Remember, this is the same dipshit who got into a car accident while trying to do a math problem in his head, & who got confused when he was told he was $2 short when making a gas station junk food purchase.

Hey I remember the whole gas station incident. I guess another customer was trying to teach Chris about money, and Chris became upset, grabbed either theoney said person was trying to give him to help pay for the item, or grabbed a dollar from the tip jug and bolted. I have no doubt that all the customers in that store did a double take once Chris pranced/waddled out of the store
 
Remember, this is the same dipshit who got into a car accident while trying to do a math problem in his head, & who got confused when he was told he was $2 short when making a gas station junk food purchase.
Hey I remember the whole gas station incident. I guess another customer was trying to teach Chris about money, and Chris became upset, grabbed either theoney said person was trying to give him to help pay for the item, or grabbed a dollar from the tip jug and bolted. I have no doubt that all the customers in that store did a double take once Chris pranced/waddled out of the store
I knew I had seen this somewhere before:
Here is a story. I am putting it in here because it is way too minor to have its own thread and I have no proof of it.

I have a friend who goes to grad school at UVA. One night at a conference we had too much to drink and both revealed we knew about Chris. He knows a lot less and doesn't post on the forums, but we were chatting over the weekend and he told me this story which happened a couple weeks ago.

My friend walks into a gas station/convenience store on the northern edge of Charlottesville.
Chris is trying to buy $7 or so of junk food type stuff, but he only has $5 in cash.
The cashier tries to make understand he owes $2 more. Chris seems to understand, but is slow to process what to do about it.
My friend who is second in line, picks out two ones, says "here you go" and puts them on the counter.
Chris, it seems more out of stupidity and confusion than malice, picks up the $2 and his purchases and makes to leave.
My friend and the cashier, both object and yell that he has to leave the $2 with the cashier.
Chris doesn't seem to react.
A dude who was behind both of them in line is between Chris and the door. As Chris passes him, he taps him to get his attention, and says something like "Hey buddy ..."
Chris makes a get-away-from-me hand wavy gesture without looking at any of the three of them, and fairly loudly says "It's Miss!" and hurries out the door.
Chris continues to his car in a half run, half walk, as all three of the people in the store watch confused and amused.
Chris pulls out of the parking spot, but for some reason heads towards the back of the lot, where there is no exit.
As Chris gets to the back of the lot, he stops, backs up a few feet, tries to turn the car around, doesn't make it, backs up again, and finally gets around. Essentially making a 5 point turn in a fairly large empty parking lot.
Chris drives past the store again not looking inside, and finally drives off.
@timtommy your friend had a chance to curbstomp chris and he failed, what have you to say for yourself
 
I knew I had seen this somewhere before:

@timtommy your friend had a chance to curbstomp chris and he failed, what have you to say for yourself
Didn't know that one...it's so goddamn stupid that I bet it's true. I guess that was what he meant with "a mind as Great as My Own doesn't need a job".

High-functioning my balls.
 
High-functioning my balls.

There's a question involving nomenclature I'd like to raise.

The definition of "autism" has changed radically over Chris' lifetime. IIRC, back in the Reagan administration if you could talk, you weren't autistic. In context, "High functioning" might have meant "Well, he can talk, but he's otherwise autistic."

Nowadays, "autism" is expanded to cover a spectrum of disorders, so wide that it might include productive members of society who are no worse than a little odd or difficult to deal with.

I'd be curious if Chris' diagnosis would be different today.
 
There's a question involving nomenclature I'd like to raise.

The definition of "autism" has changed radically over Chris' lifetime. IIRC, back in the Reagan administration if you could talk, you weren't autistic. In context, "High functioning" might have meant "Well, he can talk, but he's otherwise autistic."

Nowadays, "autism" is expanded to cover a spectrum of disorders, so wide that it might include productive members of society who are no worse than a little odd or difficult to deal with.

I'd be curious if Chris' diagnosis would be different today.
Pretty sure Chris' "High Functioning Autism" is just aspergers. The vast remaining deficits in Chris' personality and behavior are just the aspergers plus emotional issues and a shitty upbringing.
 
Didn't know that one...it's so goddamn stupid that I bet it's true. I guess that was what he meant with "a mind as Great as My Own doesn't need a job".

High-functioning my balls.
Chris doing the 5 point turn into the back lot is what sealed it for me. If they wanted to exaggerate a detail they'd say "Chris smelled like he just shit himself, then he curse ye hamey ha'd us". But Chris doing some flustered old lady shit is random enough to be true.
 
As I recall, doesn't Chris have literally no idea what his actual paperwork says? Didn't bob lock it away some where? For all we know, Bob told him he was high functioning to soften the blow.
As I recall, HFA is a pretty broad term. That means, if you're not strapped to a chair and eating your own feces, you're HFA. That was just a joke, but it's still pretty descriptive. Chris is very dumb, and I would say his IQ is right at mentally retarded.
 
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