Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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So maybe I’m just fucking stupid but...
didn’t she JUST HAD HEART BURN?!

Oh sorry girls,
I guess that doesn’t count as chest pain.

Wait. Didn't she film some of a "panic attack" in the car a little while ago? Oh, right, it was just a tantrum over Becky not buying her something she wanted. She just admitted that she hasn't actually had a panic attack in 10 years. Our gorl not keeping her lies straight again, I see.
 
In Amber's recent Candy Taste Test video, she mentioned an embarrassing binge eating story related to her girl scout years. Amber and delectable sweets is a match made in heaven, so I wonder how she even managed to sell cookies if she inhaled them all. Considering how defensive she acts around food, I'd be horrified to buy cookies from that girl. She'd probably snarl at anyone who threatened to took her precious Thin Mints and Samoas.

It's kind of sad to see someone struggling with the same problem over 15 years later, but I have no sympathy for Amber. All of her health problems are preventable with enough willpower, yet she's still near the 600 pound benchmark. I guess she needs to buy another Fitbit to really stick it to the haydurs. She should pick out her coffin size in her next Torrid haul.
 
Wait. Didn't she film some of a "panic attack" in the car a little while ago? Oh, right, it was just a tantrum over Becky not buying her something she wanted. She just admitted that she hasn't actually had a panic attack in 10 years. Our gorl not keeping her lies straight again, I see.
Lol iirc that video was titled "PANIC ATTACK IN CAR" or something to that effect
 
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Wait. Didn't she film some of a "panic attack" in the car a little while ago? Oh, right, it was just a tantrum over Becky not buying her something she wanted. She just admitted that she hasn't actually had a panic attack in 10 years. Our gorl not keeping her lies straight again, I see.
She didn't mean she hasn't had an anxiety attack in 10 years, she hasn't had chest pain in 10 years. She just has a hard time breathing and can't walk or even stand for more than a few minutes.
 
Let me guess: She ate all her girl scout cookies before selling them, which forced her foster parents to pay for all the cookies.

That's the expected take, anyway.

I think it might be along the lines how she ate other kid's leftover lunch. Or maybe she scammed the kids for a bunch of cookies but she might not be smart enough for that. It's interesting even as a kid she was obsessed with food- taking lunch money, plus having a free lunch at school PLUS eating other kid's leftovers. She wasn't the average kid just wanting some candy or in this case some extra cookie- she had to have them ALL
 
Let me guess: She ate all her girl scout cookies before selling them, which forced her foster parents to pay for all the cookies.

That's the expected take, anyway.

that's what came into my mind. i'm sure the GS would put up with behavioral issues from a child going through the ringer in foster care. buuuut... i doubt her new foster parents wanted to pay for the little binge monster consuming all those boxes meant for her neighbors.
 
Her burger king mukbang brought in a whopping 115k views since its inception. Proving, once again, that people are definitely tuning in simply with the intention to watch her kill herself. Those 88k subs are a ramification of that.
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Amber strikes me as the type of kid who would've loved picking her grubby little fingers in other kids' lunch to take their mozzarella sticks. So it wouldn't be surprising that she ate an entire delivery of scouts cookies all by her lonesome.
 
Would Amberlynn even fit in Coastal California? She's snobby, narcissistic, and virtue signaling enough to fit in the cities. Lots of health conscious people, but there are equally as many body positivity lesbian groups there for her to infiltrate, but I don't see her finding someone as gullible as Becky, easily. Plus Amberlynn's income and cost of living/taxes would have to be taken into account
 
Her burger king mukbang brought in a whopping 115k views since its inception. Proving, once again, that people are definitely tuning in simply with the intention to watch her kill herself. Those 88k subs are a ramification of that.

well in this case they were also tuning in because she used trisha paytas' name
 
Amber strikes me as the type of kid who would've loved picking her grubby little fingers in other kids' lunch to take their mozzarella sticks. So it wouldn't be surprising that she ate an entire delivery of scouts cookies all by her lonesome.

in elementary school, we all knew that hambeast of a kid that used their anger to get their way. seems like amberlynn never grew out of it. she should really try a FUCKING THERAPIST
 
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