Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[Nurse Ratchet]

So... he has a ps4 yet he needs people to buy him an xbox one, a switch AND an obsolete wii u.... and that's just the consoles, he's also begging for transformers in the double in triple digit range.
And to top it all off he's listing requirements the buyer must follow because god forbid getting the 500 gig version instead of a 1tb will just ruin his Christmas.

Don't you have cats, dogs and a mom that you're neglecting enough already?

Hahaha best case scenario, he is just pawning off on his tardience the newest list of ideafag moonmageddon prevention demands.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

So now he's upped his "minimum donation amount" to $20? Have people been sending him pennies again?
Honestly, if every le epik trole who's wasted Chris' time sent him a penny he'd probably have quite a lot to spend on toys this year.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I assume his logic with this wishlist is that he's been doing so much with his psychic CPU powers to bring about the merge that this is the least we can do to repay him. Or he's just being Chris, it's almost indistinguishable these days.

 

[James Howlett]

"Basic console set is good, or a game/console bundle. But, DO NOT Send me a Switch with Digital Super Smash Bros Ultimate Bundle; I want that game on a physical game card."

Chris is just pissing all over the phrase "beggars can't be choosers"

This would actually be clever on Chris's part if it wasn't just him being entitled.

"Please buy me this..." won't get him anything, but "If you buy me this, DO NOT GET THIS VERSION." might actually get some idiot to buy it in hope of a chimp out.

Like reverse w33n psychology.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

Spoiler: Chris when he's homeless

 

[Don Herbert]

I assume his logic with this wishlist is that he's been doing so much with his psychic CPU powers to bring about the merge that this is the least we can do to repay him. Or he's just being Chris, it's almost indistinguishable these days.

You guys can burn down whatever straw man version of Chris that you need to. His fans, and friends, and family know what he's done to defend this country in this lifetime. Its ok if you insist on being obtuse.
DO NOT Send him a Switch with a Digital Super Smash Bros Ultimate Bundle; he wants that Game on a Physical Game Card.

 

[Buck Mullet]

DO NOT Send him a Switch with a Digital Super Smash Bros Ultimate Bundle; he wants that Game on a Physical Game Card.

Better yet just send Chris thoughts and prayers. They will make as much of a difference in his life as yet another video game.

 

[DeathHeat]

Toys, toys, toys. Nothing for Barb, nothing for his apparently beloved new cat either. Not even clothes or food for himself. Just endless lists of useless plastic shit.

This is the kind of egotistical thing that makes people really dislike Chris.

The idea is to gain joy from giving to others, which most will find is just as or even more rewarding.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

Spoiler: Chris when he's homeless

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I can imagine Chris being homeless and enjoying it. He'd go to soup hotels for his food and be picky about it, complain about eating the same food again that he doesn't like. He'd walk around all day to various stores he isn't banned from. He'd be one of those people in the library all day on a computer until he was banned. Probably be enrolled in a few programs meant to help people like him but he'd just demand money.

Chris would definitely have a Paypal card on him and post hourly tweets demanding money, but I don't know if he can do face to face begging like a holding a sign up at an intersection. I think he'd have a satchel filled with shitty crayon drawings on napkins and demand people in cars give him $20 for original art by a celebrity.

 

[DeathHeat]

Better yet just send Chris thoughts and prayers. They will make as much of a difference in his life as yet another video game.

That's just fucking great.

Chris should wake up on Christmas morning to Twitter and Facebook comments of well wishes, Merry Christmas greetings and various other good vibes.

He'll take one at his inbox of positivity and have a monkey shit of, "WHERE the FUCK are my toys?!" And proceed to whine to everyone.

 

[Silver Octopus]

This would actually be clever on Chris's part if it wasn't just him being entitled.

"Please buy me this..." won't get him anything, but "If you buy me this, DO NOT GET THIS VERSION." might actually get some idiot to buy it in hope of a chimp out.

Like reverse I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME psychology.

I can totally see a ween sending Chris a already redeemed download code for Smash Brothers Ultimate.
Which Chris would probably put on sale on eBay almost immediately because he's gotta have the physical copy. Probably wouldn't even realize it's been redeemed.
I bet he would even autograph it an charge an extra $20 just for it.

 

[HeraldofNurgle]

Am I evil for really wanting to see his freakout when xmas comes along and nobody bought him anything?

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Am I evil for really wanting to see his freakout when xmas comes along and nobody bought him anything?

If you are, then so am I. And it doesn't feel evil at all. It's natural to react this way to a person who plagues everyone around them with their abject entitlement. Especially when nothing ever puts them in their proper place about it.

It's been said all over before. It's not that he's legitimately rėtarded, no one gives a fuck about that. It's that he's a pissbaby & an asshole.

 

[repentance]

Toys, toys, toys. Nothing for Barb, nothing for his apparently beloved new cat either. Not even clothes or food for himself. Just endless lists of useless plastic shit.

This is the kind of egotistical thing that makes people really dislike Chris.

It would be pretty funny if people sent gifts for Barb and the animals and none for Chris.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Better yet just send Chris thoughts and prayers. They will make as much of a difference in his life as yet another video game.

Just send him some old, unwashed dildoes and claim they're from Magi-Chan.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Am I evil for really wanting to see his freakout when xmas comes along and nobody bought him anything?

Kinda old news at this point, isn't it? Seen that more than once already.

 

[Buck Mullet]

It would be pretty funny if people sent gifts for Barb and the animals and none for Chris.

Man, i'm tempted to send them some blankets, pet food, and a case of Ensure via Amazon, making sure the addressee is Barb. Someone with more money and less sense than me, get on it!

Just send him some old, unwashed dildoes and claim they're from Magi-Chan.

How dare you assume I have old, unwashed dildo's laying around? They are cleaned regularly and I built a nice display rack for them.

 

[AsianChris]

Am I evil for really wanting to see his freakout when xmas comes along and nobody bought him anything?

Unfortunately, at least one retarded will give him something. I don't doubt he will get his switch from some attwhore.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

So now he's upped his "minimum donation amount" to $20? Have people been sending him pennies again?
Honestly, if every le epik trole who's wasted Chris' time sent him a penny he'd probably have quite a lot to spend on toys this year.

There are transaction fees that basically zero out tiny donations like pennies. In some cases, you can actually incur fees and therefore losses if you accept payments low enough (which is why lots of places have minimum purchases for things other than cash). That said, Chris has taken something with a grain of truth and autismed it up- those fees are nowhere near $20 or even half that. I guess he's just too lazy to bother figuring it out and so has decided that twenty will make it so he doesn't have to.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

There are transaction fees that basically zero out tiny donations like pennies. In some cases, you can actually incur fees and therefore losses if you accept payments low enough (which is why lots of places have minimum purchases for things other than cash). That said, Chris has taken something with a grain of truth and autismed it up- those fees are nowhere near $20 or even half that. I guess he's just too lazy to bother figuring it out and so has decided that twenty will make it so he doesn't have to.

I can't imagine he's anywhere near that smart.. I'm more inclined to think he's just that outrageously fucking self-entitled.