Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

[Armored Hero Fanfic]

You have to miss the point pretty fucking hard to think that it helped Katara in anyway.

I feel like it would be worth it to catalogue everytime Lily missed the overall point of something. off the top of my head she misses the point of mlp (friendship, forgiveness, doing the right thing, it's a god damn kid show) Stephen universe (resolving conflict with communication and pacifism, and it;s a god damn kid show), really the list goes on

Addendum.
So went back to the first impressions video, the Cancer joke I pointed out in my last post has been unpinned and probably deleted.
Additionally

professionalism!

also one more update from the "The 'for the horde joke was funny you just hate fun' comment

as x-shaped weeb said, FUCKING OOF
honestly at this point the comment sections feel more entertaining than the video

 

[Chapter Master Tu'Shan]

I feel like it would be worth it to catalogue everytime Lily missed the overall point of something. off the top of my head she misses the point of mlp (friendship, forgiveness, doing the right thing, it's a god damn kid show) Stephen universe (resolving conflict with communication and pacifism, and it;s a god damn kid show), really the list goes on

It's ironic, isn't it? She bitches about shows trying to cater to an older audience and praises the idea of making it all about the kids.
But then MLP and Steven Universe try to go with kidfriendly messages and she throws another fit because the kid's show isn't catering to her adult self with message of revenge, murder and genocide.

Actually, no that's not irony, that's just more hypocrisy.

 

[The Iconoclast]

Additionally

professionalism!

What a fuckin baby lmao

"Hey can you check out X?"
"STOP STOP STOP REEEE"

I think I've said this before, but I know artists who likely get more requests for fanart than Jerry does for TV shows, and they handle it just fine. For Jerry, it probably triggers his stress-induced heart attacks just like when people ask him for advice
how tragic

also one more update from the "The 'for the horde joke was funny you just hate fun' comment

as x-shaped weeb said, FUCKING OOF

GOD DAMN LMAO

It's this delicious, delicious hypocrisy that keeps me coming back to this thread. It's like a finely-cooked piece of steak. Jerry says that telling a joke to people who don't laugh doesn't necessarily mean they're sensitive, it means that the comedian is probably bad. And here he is, embodying his own statement.

So tell me, Jerry, does your audience actually hate fun, or are you not as good of a comedian as you like to think you are? I'll leave that for him to answer.

Shame I don't keep up with his videos, I could have been the first to make this point.
F

 

[Chapter Master Tu'Shan]

https://archive.fo/WjYuZ

https://archive.fo/w5p8D

In other news: Lily Orchard, who is by her own admission so poor that the sheer stress of it is causing her minor heart attacks, can apparently afford to throw away money like that.

https://archive.fo/pMM3M

https://archive.fo/UV9AX

Let me answer your question, with another question: Do you actually care about "Queer" being used as a slur, or are you just harping on about it to lord your imaginary moral superiority over others?

 

[The Iconoclast]

Lemme get some money from Jerry

 

[Zach_Kun]

He’ll be surprised to know that most lesbians do in fact call themselves dykes and are okay with others calling them that.

 

[X-Shaped Weeaboo]

He’ll be surprised to know that most lesbians do in fact call themselves dykes and are okay with others calling them that.

Most people weren't born with a 15-foot rusty lead pipe up their ass either, but when has that ever stopped Jerry from being a daft cunt?

 

[Armored Hero Fanfic]

I'm worrying I'm posting to much but saw this and didn't want to pass it up

https://archive.li/U8xCs

I'm honestly surprised she didn't see the episode sooner. for anyone missing the apparent joke the pony with the sandwhich bears a passing resemblance to-

Spoiler: spoilered cause the image is big

So it's 'fucking beautiful' for exactly the reasons you think it is. and remember, lily is the sort of idiot who thought "Fame and Misfortune" had a direct reference to her and Dr. Wolf, so clearly you can see where I'm going with this.

Spoiler: additional spoilers

Josh Scorcher being a normal person posted his reaction months ago when the episode originally aired https://twitter.com/joshscorcher/status/1038457529385332741

much like a normal person

 

[Gorillagorillagorilla]

Joshscorcher is an absolute bro among bros and does not deserve an iota of Jerry's crap

 

[The Iconoclast]

Among the list of bronies that DHX would prioritize mocking in MLP, I'm 100% sure that Josh is very low on that list; in addition, there are only so many color schemes you can use for characters tbh

But Jerry needs to feel superior, remember! He can't let Josh be happy while he's on twitter posting all about his fiance and their wedding plans and what a lovely life they're likely gonna have together!

as opposed to Jerry who apparently doesn't even live with his own wife and would probably cheat on her the first chance he gets (if he isn't already doing so) because muh polyamory

Besides, he knows Josh wouldn't respond. Jerry would cry harassment after sending a bunch his way. After all, All Jerry does is talk a boatload of shit but never back it up.

 

[Devil-Man]

So I came across a couple videos that could easily be seen as counterpoints.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml_1otbL10Y
"Steven Universe Changed my Life, and Here's Why"

Now while the creator has clearly stated in the comments that this wasn't directed at that 2-hour tirade specifically, but rather the trend that it was following, I did want to show you these comments.

Spoiler: The three Gyazo images

There's also this supplemental video about psychology and revenge by Silver Quill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcE8ddbe3T0
Hilarious how easy it is to refute Jerry's farfetched claims.

 

[ShiftyBoi]

 

[The Iconoclast]

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Why is he writing it like a TV Tropes entry? There’s no article for TotV.

Furthermore, why is he writing it as if Tales of the Valkyr is some kind of Harry Potter tier successful sci-fi that everyone knows about and has read?

And did he just say that he used Ryder as an example of good storytelling against SU? He used his own made-up wish-fulfillment character as an example of prime storytelling. It just doesn’t get any better than this.

Hey, someone, ask him about the similarities the Fire Nation seems to have with the villains of SU according to his qualifiers and why he doesn't hate Avatar for forcing us to feel sorry for fascists?

 

[ShiftyBoi]

Why is he writing it like a TV Tropes entry? There’s no article for TotV.

Furthermore, why is he writing it as if Tales of the Valkyr is some kind of Harry Potter tier successful sci-fi that everyone knows about and has read?

And did he just say that he used Ryder as an example of good storytelling against SU? He used his own made-up wish-fulfillment character as an example of prime storytelling. It just doesn’t get any better than this.

Hey, someone, ask him about the similarities the Fire Nation seems to have with the villains of SU according to his qualifiers and why he doesn't hate Avatar for forcing us to feel sorry for fascists?

lol he turned asks off after this post

 

[Ben Laden]

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Gotta love how Jerry needs to keep reminding people of everything. "Actually, I'm trans" "Actually, I'm Native American" "Actually, you're NOT supposed to like Valithria, smh"

If your audience can't tell then I think it has something to do with the writing and presentation, Jerry.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

So fun thing that may become a thing but probably not... Andrew Dobson recently made this post on his tumblr.


https://adobsonartworks.tumblr.com/post/180559498745/okay-youtube-we-really-need-to-talk-about-your

Check out that second video of these supposed “alt-right angry dude-bros”.

 

[That Dumb Derp]

So fun thing that may become a thing but probably not... Andrew Dobson recently made this post on his tumblr.

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https://adobsonartworks.tumblr.com/post/180559498745/okay-youtube-we-really-need-to-talk-about-your

Check out that second video of these supposed “alt-right angry dude-bros”.

Cow crossover!

In all seriousness, this is hilarious.

 

[The Iconoclast]

So fun thing that may become a thing but probably not... Andrew Dobson recently made this post on his tumblr.

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https://adobsonartworks.tumblr.com/post/180559498745/okay-youtube-we-really-need-to-talk-about-your

Check out that second video of these supposed “alt-right angry dude-bros”.

HAHAHAHAHA

Nice, Jerry is a misogynistic alt-right troll according to Dobby. Fitting, considering how much he fantasizes about murder and how much he fetishizes lesbians (both exemplified in TotV).

In an internet fight between the two, I'll probably take Jerry's side tbh

(crosspost ahead)
Though I'm not sure how a video titled "She-Ra and the Princesses of Power: First Impressions" automatically equals "content that promotes anger and hatred", unless he watched it and called Jerry a "misogynistic alt-right dudebro" nevertheless holy fuck he misgendered him on purpose!!

 

[Poiseon]

Joshscorcher is an absolute bro among bros and does not deserve an iota of Jerry's crap

He's also a massive coward who called out Jerry pedophilia only to defend himself in the Toon situation. If he knew about it, and didn't speak up about it, he's a fucking lame.

Edit: I mean that Josh is a coward for not speaking up about Jerry being a pedophile except when he was being harassed during the Toon situation. I agree with how Josh handled Toon, not him ONLY bring up Jerry's freaky shit when people were giving him shit. Josh doesn't care about the pedophilia, he was using it as a shield, like a coward.

 

[Bread Fetishist]

I see the left eats its own once again. That's always a delight.