Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

[HTC1]

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Peet expresses his opinion on the missionary who went to the Andaman Islands.

LOL! WTF!?

Since when does God have "valkeries" and what the Hell is a "shoggoth"?

Wait a second... Is he basing his knowledge of God on his own fanfiction!?

P.S. I know valkeries are traditionally part of Norse mythology, but when it comes to Jerry, he's usually referencing WOW or his own works when mentioning them.

 

[Chapter Master Tu'Shan]

LOL! WTF!?

Since when does God have "valkeries" and what the Hell is a "shoggoth"?

Wait a second... Is he basing his knowledge of God on his own fanfiction!?

P.S. I know valkeries are traditionally part of Norse mythology, but when it comes to Jerry, he's usually referencing WOW or his own works when mentioning them.

Considering what a narcissist Lily is, I wouldn't put it past her to use her fanfic as her source of oppinions regarding the judeo-christian god.
Though she might've also just been throwing random words around there.

A Shoggoth is a creature from the Cthulhu Mythos. A kind of blob monster that is capable of growing limbs and organs as needed and is both really dangerous and really terrifying to look at. They were created by the Elder Things until they grew smart enough to rebel and murdered all their masters.

 

[The Iconoclast]

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Peet expresses his opinion on the missionary who went to the Andaman Islands.

In other news, Jerry’s stopped complaining about “YouTube Atheists” because he finally learned the definition of “hypocrite”. It’s real funny because those are the same exact talking points people like TJ or Mason would use.

I could also go into how missionaries don’t typically go to foreign countries to spread their religion because they’re egotistical (I know a bunch) and how if they believed that God would have sent down angels to help people in India, they wouldn’t be missionaries in the first place, but I’m gonna put as much effort into this rebuttal as Jerry did into talking shit about an innocent person that just died.

By the way, what was that tagline you put on your Twitter, Jerry?

Empathy is good, right?

Well show some fucking empathy.

Just a sidenote, I’m gonna use a bit of that signature “research” skill that seems to be exclusive to all but Jerry and his stans, and just point out that John Chau (the guy who was killed) was aware of the risks when trying to visit the tribe, and explicitly states that he didn’t want the tribe to be held responsible for anything that would have happened to him. Not to mention his family reportedly doesn’t have any ill will towards the tribe for killing him. I still don’t think he deserved it simply for wanting to spread his religion, and I still think Jerry’s a moron for going back on his “empathy” thing, but I’m just putting that out there.

 

[Chapter Master Tu'Shan]

In other news, Jerry’s stopped complaining about “YouTube Atheists” because he finally learned the definition of “hypocrite”. It’s real funny because those are the same exact talking points people like TJ or Mason would use.

I could also go into how missionaries don’t typically go to foreign countries to spread their religion because they’re egotistical (I know a bunch) and how if they believed that God would have sent down angels to help people in India, they wouldn’t be missionaries in the first place, but I’m gonna put as much effort into this rebuttal as Jerry did into talking shit about an innocent person that just died.

By the way, what was that tagline you put on your Twitter, Jerry?
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Empathy is good, right?

Well show some fucking empathy.

Just a sidenote, I’m gonna use a bit of that signature “research” skill that seems to be exclusive to all but Jerry and his stans, and just point out that John Chau (the guy who was killed) was aware of the risks when trying to visit the tribe, and explicitly states that he didn’t want the tribe to be held responsible for anything that would have happened to him. Not to mention his family reportedly doesn’t have any ill will towards the tribe for killing him. I still don’t think he deserved it simply for wanting to spread his religion, and I still think Jerry’s a moron for going back on his “empathy” thing, but I’m just putting that out there.

Might be a case of "Evil Cannot Comprehend Good", to use a Trope comparison here.
Lily can't conceive that anyone might do things for reasons other than to satiate their own ego, because that's the only reason she ever does anything herself.
She makes videos to aggrandize herself and her opinions and disrespects anyone who disagrees with her.
She feigned compassion towards the people hurt in the whole Tooncritic thing, because it made her look good, and threw them under the bus later without a second thought.
She goes on a soapbox about pedophiles, but refuses to own up to her own crimes in that area.

 

[HTC1]

Considering what a narcissist Lily is, I wouldn't put it past her to use her fanfic as her source of oppinions regarding the judeo-christian god.
Though she might've also just been throwing random words around there.

A Shoggoth is a creature from the Cthulhu Mythos. A kind of blob monster that is capable of growing limbs and organs as needed and is both really dangerous and really terrifying to look at. They were created by the Elder Things until they grew smart enough to rebel and murdered all their masters.

Oh, my God! I thought I recognized that naming convention! So this dumbass is combining WoW/Norse lore and the Cthulhu mythos with Christianity and stating it as fact!? LOL!

Newsflash, Jerry. Christianity, Norse mythology, and the Cthulhu mythos are almost entirely different. They have almost nothing in common, much less what types of beings each mythology/religion's deities have under their command.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

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Oh boy, I'm looking forward to this one.
Lily self-entitledly screetching for half an hour about how She-Ra doesn't have enough underage lesbians fucking on-screen, or whatever her problem with this one is.
Because, I gotta be honest, I watched the new She-Ra and as far as represenation and whatever goes, the show is doing a good job.

• The cast has all the skin colours of the rainbow in it
  
• There's a confirmed lesbian couple
  
• A confirmed gay couple who are also the parents of one of the main characters
  
• A good number of same-sex couples sprinkled through the background
  
• A big, buff butch woman who can put on an evening dress with no one batting an eye (which according to a lesbian friend of mine is apparently a pretty big deal)
  
• Even some animal people to give the furries something to enjoy.

And pretty much all of that is treated as completely ordinary in-universe and is never discussed throughout the entire first season.
The show is about as inclusive and representative as you can make a Children's Cartoon and manages to tell a fairly enjoyable story about magical Princesses fighting Evil without sacrificing any runtime to blatantly preach at the audience.

On a side note, how the fuck can Lily even afford to go on vacation?

Like I've said, companies shouldn't bother trying to appeal to these people. They're never happy. This behavior is going to make people less likely to include diverse characters because if they don't do it exactly how these keyboard warriors want it, they're gonna get shit all over. Then folks like Jerry can go back to bitching there aren't enough diverse characters.

 

[Devil-Man]

I'm pretty sure (or at least hope) Peet was just "exaggerating" with the Valkyries and Shoggoths nonsense.
But the point still stands, his empathy is very conditional, selective, and short-lived.

 

[Gorillagorillagorilla]

Being genuine, what's wrong with Lily? She holds gripes over the silliest things, can't move on, always grabs at whatever opportunity to inflate her ego, and is overall someone who needs either a gassing, bullet to the head, or big cat mauling

 

[That Dumb Derp]

Being genuine, what's wrong with Lily? She holds gripes over the silliest things, can't move on, always grabs at whatever opportunity to inflate her ego, and is overall someone who needs either a gassing, bullet to the head, or big cat mauling

She's naturally contrarian, spiteful and pretentious. Nobody actually knows how much of it is her own damn fault (for example, she complains about the school system not working while also bragging about how she never did her homework and told everyone to piss off) or familial abuse.

This is a person who not only never learned how to be an adult, but refuses to learn, all the while calling everyone around her children or evil.

 

[Armored Hero Fanfic]

Being genuine, what's wrong with Lily?

either something undiagnosed by the pychologist they claim to be seeing, or ignoring whatever has to be done for the diagnosis. Either way the majority of the problems I think stems from a career rooted in internet outrage

 

[Campbell-Duo]

What's the deal with this story/novel thing of hers? Is she trying to get it published or is it just some badly written side project

 

[Armored Hero Fanfic]

What's the deal with this story/novel thing of hers? Is she trying to get it published or is it just some badly written side project

Worse. something she claims to be writing, but refuses to post in any effective capacity beyond snippets and trivia facts. So like literally everything, it likely isn;t eve nreal

 

[X-Shaped Weeaboo]

what's wrong with Lily?

Jerry's dumb.

No, seriously, that's it. That's all there is to it. Jerry is a very stupid individual. Don't be fooled by their deliberately awful practices and beliefs, at the core of his character Jerry is just an incredibly dense moron who got it in his head that he was a genius because he hates school and his parents.

Sure, he's manipulative but he's also bad at it and only seems successful due to him being able to seem less stupid than a crowd of drooling idjits. Everything he says and does can all be traced back to the fact that Jerry is a dumb motherfucker and is actively trying to convince everyone else that this isn't true in the most transparent way possible.

Can he possibly have an actual disorder? Oh, absolutely. But none so debilitating as to make him as stupid as he is by himself. It's the same with someone like Chris-chan; He proves to be one of the most idiotic people alive all by himself, autism be damned.

 

[omori]

Ok so I didn't know that this guy had a thread here till recently. I found his SU review on YouTube and left a comment asking him if 'Lily' was some pseudonym that happened to be female or if he was trans cause he made absolutely no effort to sound feminine. Earnest question.

My post was deleted.

 

[Chapter Master Tu'Shan]

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Good to know that fascist dictator and overall genocidal douchebag Lord Ryder cares so much about no one getting offended by bad language.
Destroy billions of innocent lifes? Pfft, who cares? They're just mortal Untermenschen whose lifes mean nothing to the Glorious Val'kyr Master Race.
But God help you if you use the dreaded D-slur anywhere.

What's the deal with this story/novel thing of hers? Is she trying to get it published or is it just some badly written side project

According to an Ask on Lily's tumblr from before it got nuked, it started out as alleged MLP/WoW crossover fanfic Lily wrote in response to some other MLP fanfic that contained fetishes she didn't like and all her OCs went to that fanfic and murdered all the bad people while being really pretentious about it.

And then Lily got into her head that this piece of masturbatory writing exercises was actually good literature and expanded it into a weird mess of her own brand of masturbatory fetish content.

And I say "alleged" because like emmens has pointed out, there's only occassional snippets on her blog and trivia in a wikia she writes herself to its existence.
She categorically refuses to actually publish any of it when asked, so chances are that it only exists in her own head.
And that would be all fine and dandy if she wasn't somehow convinced that the "Tales of the Val'kyr" are the gold standard on which all forms of fiction are supposed to be measured by.

 

[Vyxenn]

According to an Ask on Lily's tumblr from before it got nuked, it started out as alleged MLP/WoW crossover fanfic Lily wrote in response to some other MLP fanfic that contained fetishes she didn't like and all her OCs went to that fanfic and murdered all the bad people while being really pretentious about it.

And then Lily got into her head that this piece of masturbatory writing exercises was actually good literature and expanded it into a weird mess of her own brand of masturbatory fetish content.

For the sake of humanity, I hope that thing rots in development hell.

 

[The Iconoclast]

What's the deal with this story/novel thing of hers? Is she trying to get it published or is it just some badly written side project

It's a badly-written side-project that he constantly uses to soapbox (see post by @Chapter Master Tu'Shan above), demonstrate superiority over every character in recognizable fiction (including the bible) exactly in a "conceited kid on the playground who makes up rules to win" kind of way, and uses to pull stories out of thin air as examples of "good storytelling" (and sometimes what he believes to be good morality*) as opposed to those laymans, like Martin, Tolkien, Lewis, and Hawthorne.

Ultimately it's just another avenue for him to use to demonstrate that he's better than everyone.

Spoiler

He isn't.

Spoiler: *

I'm not gonna pretend to be some kind of moral beacon, that would be ludicrous. I am just a lonely 27 year old from Belgium who is just calling out bullshit whenever I see it. (iz a joke, click the link pls)

Jerry's the one pretending he is the paragon of ethical values while he's just as dirty, if not worse than the people he talks shit about.

 

[Campbell-Duo]

It's a badly-written side-project that he constantly uses to soapbox (see post by @Chapter Master Tu'Shan above), demonstrate superiority over every character in recognizable fiction (including the bible) exactly in a "conceited kid on the playground who makes up rules to win" kind of way, and uses to pull stories out of thin air as examples of "good storytelling" (and sometimes what he believes to be good morality*) as opposed to those laymans, like Martin, Tolkien, Lewis, and Hawthorne.

Ultimately it's just another avenue for him to use to demonstrate that he's better than everyone.

Spoiler

He isn't.

Spoiler: *

I'm not gonna pretend to be some kind of moral beacon, that would be ludicrous. I am just a lonely 27 year old from Belgium who is just calling out bullshit whenever I see it. (click the link pls)

Jerry's the one pretending he is the paragon of ethical values while he's just as dirty, if not worse than the people he talks shit about.

Is this where most of the fan art for him comes from? Cause most of it looks like ocs

 

[Ben Laden]

It's a badly-written side-project that he constantly uses to soapbox (see post by @Chapter Master Tu'Shan above), demonstrate superiority over every character in recognizable fiction (including the bible) exactly in a "conceited kid on the playground who makes up rules to win" kind of way, and uses to pull stories out of thin air as examples of "good storytelling" (and sometimes what he believes to be good morality*) as opposed to those laymans, like Martin, Tolkien, Lewis, and Hawthorne.

Ultimately it's just another avenue for him to use to demonstrate that he's better than everyone.

Spoiler

He isn't.

Spoiler: *

I'm not gonna pretend to be some kind of moral beacon, that would be ludicrous. I am just a lonely 27 year old from Belgium who is just calling out bullshit whenever I see it. (click the link pls)

Jerry's the one pretending he is the paragon of ethical values while he's just as dirty, if not worse than the people he talks shit about.

It helps him make up for the fact his media consumption is limited to BioWare, Disney properties, MLP and WoW.

These characters and stories do not exist outside his head currently so I’d not be surprised if a portion of his followers have no clue what he’s talking about if he mentions Valithria or Ascentia in a video or something.

I mean, just consider how many of those same people don’t know he’s trans or that he’s Native American

 

[The Iconoclast]

Is this where most of the fan art for him comes from? Cause most of it looks like ocs

Most of it, yea

I remember a while back (during October I believe) people were getting on his case for using a dark-skinned female as his profile pic, saying that he was blackwashing or something (I don't fuckin remember lmao), while the character he was using wasn't actually his puppet, it was an OC he created for the series. And he has a fair few of them.

Speaking of, as I was making one of my posts a while ago, I came across this old post I made:

Also... is that supposed to be Lord Ryder? Did Lord Ryder become a tranny too?

How df did I call this, several months before Jerry came out with it?

Spoiler

Because he's predictable, duh.