Trump Derangement Syndrome - Orange man bad. Read the OP! (ᴛʜɪs ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴋɪᴡɪ ғᴀʀᴍs ʀᴇᴠɪᴇᴡs ɴᴏᴡ) 🗿🗿🗿🗿

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

I mean that's a complete juxtaposition to everything you've ever said about fossil fuels for the last decade, but okay. Go fuck yourself, though.

Those are the eyes of a sad man. I bet it's depressing having your legacy erased and having your successor doing better than you ever did.

To a nicer guy it couldn't happen.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

I mean that's a complete juxtaposition to everything you've ever said about fossil fuels for the last decade, but okay. Go fuck yourself, though.

Not only that, but he is directly responsible for the deepwater horizon existing. When he came into office he banned drilling within 12 miles of shore. Nobody's drilling if we can't see it from shore, right Barry? 2 years later we have a drill rig working in water depths that would have been considered crazy just a few years earlier. Then he uses that disaster to justify 7 year ban on offshore drilling in the eastern gulf and the arctic.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Not only that, but he is directly responsible for the deepwater horizon existing. When he came into office he banned drilling within 12 miles of shore. Nobody's drilling if we can't see it from shore, right Barry? 2 years later we have a drill rig working in water depths that would have been considered crazy just a few years earlier. Then he uses that disaster to justify 7 year ban on offshore drilling in the eastern gulf and the arctic.

Even better- after he banned all offshore drilling in the US, he sent a bunch of funds down to Chavez to support Venezuela’s deep water oil drilling.

 

[It's HK-47]

That's one fucking spicy retweet, right there. That'll keep people riled up for awhile.

 

[BubbleButt]

Those are the eyes of a sad man. I bet it's depressing having your legacy erased and having your successor doing better than you ever did.

To a nicer guy it couldn't happen.

 

[Cubanodun]

Even better- after he banned all offshore drilling in the US, he sent a bunch of funds down to Chavez to support Venezuela’s deep water oil drilling.

Never wondered why Bush did not care about us and Obama sanctions were so lax? is because they never cared about us as long as we delivered our quota of oil, that begun to change when our infrastructure went to the shit and we could not deliver so Obama just decide to show his "oh this poor people we need to help them but we are to lazy to send drones" face, also he did not like how we were being too friendly with the Chinese and the Russians, by the way the only drills that barely works are the one that the Americans installed, there was a very hilarious story in Zulia about how a entire drilling project was unable to continue because the specifications of the drill came in Chinese and no one could read it

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Every time I see this I remember that he was on this little bar-crawl trip when a couple of towns in the US were utterly annihilated by tornadoes, and he basically just went "lol" and did this photo op, trip completely uninterrupted. Imagine if Trump had been on a foreign trip during the Paradise thing and had proceeded to do a photo op of himself drinking and smirking, there would've been fucking riots.

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

Quora is plagued with TDS:

https://www.quora.com/How-can-Trump...nd-general-lack-of-knowledge-about-government

 

[Russian Collusion]

What a narcissist

 

[QU 734]

You didn't build that, fucko.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

I'm honestly starting to wonder if this was an actual bearstein/stain dimensional shift and these versions haven't realized they aren't in the same Dimension anymore. At this point they're just saying things that everyone knows are factually untrue and acting like no one can remember anything before Trump.

I feel like I need to do some ancient arcane ritual to even understand the rules of the reality they seem to inhabit.

 

[Ghostse]

I'm honestly starting to wonder if this was an actual bearstein/stain dimensional shift and these versions haven't realized they aren't in the same Dimension anymore. At this point they're just saying things that everyone knows are factually untrue and acting like no one can remember anything before Trump.

I feel like I need to do some ancient arcane ritual to even understand the rules of the reality they seem to inhabit.

Look nigga, you need to stop being salty, get over yourself, and just admit Sinbad was the best kids movie genie ever. I know it came out the same year Mandela died in prison, but fuck your #woke ass, you being permatriggered about apartheid doesn't make it any less of a good kids movie.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

and just admit Sinbad was the best kids movie genie ever

Like I'd ever confuse the masterpiece that is Kazaam (starting SHAQ DIESEL) with that scrawny nigga Sinbad. I think people just believe that movie happened because Sinbad dressed like a fucking genie all the time.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Like I'd ever confuse the masterpiece that is Kazaam (starting SHAQ DIESEL) with that scrawny nigga Sinbad. I think people just believe that movie happened because Sinbad dressed like a fucking genie all the time.

You're thinking of M.C. Jackhammer, the guy who sang "I like tight butts" and "Touch this!"

 

[Wallace]

I'm honestly starting to wonder if this was an actual bearstein/stain dimensional shift and these versions haven't realized they aren't in the same Dimension anymore. At this point they're just saying things that everyone knows are factually untrue and acting like no one can remember anything before Trump.

I feel like I need to do some ancient arcane ritual to even understand the rules of the reality they seem to inhabit.

It's kayfabe. People don't watch the news to become informed, they watch for the emotional high. They're not reporting on Trump, they're reporting on Trump!, the version that exists solely as a meme. Trump!, who uses dog-whistle encoded tweets to covertly lead his army of alt-right Nazis to literally murderape 69,105 queer trans women of color. Trump!, who is so outrageous people can't help but tune in and make every little thing he does go viral. Trump!, who keeps people glued to their screens so CNN makes more profit.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Trump!, who keeps people glued to their screens so CNN makes more profit.

Now we've just wandered back into the alternate reality again.

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

That's one fucking spicy retweet, right there. That'll keep people riled up for awhile.

While amusing... how is russia collusion a proven lie? I mean, I believe it is a lie, don't get me wrong, but has some new proof arisen?

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Well you know, we're supposed to have the presumption of innocence in this country. *optimistic*

 

[NotAsAwkward]

As if that has ever done us wrong, wro-- right?

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

Well you know, we're supposed to have the presumption of innocence in this country. *optimistic*

Yeah. Presumption of innocence doesn't prove the accusations are a proven lie though, otherwise nobody's ever guilty of anything.

Just... that's not what proof means. If there is proof I would like to see it to wave in people's faces.