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Goku 1000000 O said:
If this really is just one massive coincidence then I will unironically convert to esoteric kekism, because meme magic is the only fucking way any of this makes sense.
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The whole kek/shadilay/pepe thing was a pretty massive coincidence in and of itself too. Maybe this is Kek punishing sargon and vee for ruining his memes with their faggotry.
 
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instythot said:
From the Vee thread:


Well... Vee just guaranteed that Killstream isn't gonna get bored of Sargon drama anytime soon, and he sure doesn't know how ask himself "am I about to say something exploitable?"

edit: oh god, I just got to the part where Vee complains about having to hear about "Sargon's stupid plans daily"
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"It one hundred percent isn't me not unless its some fight club shit"
You know what, fuck it, we should run with that.
His alternate persona is a digimon into getting fucked by a dragon named Sargon. Fucking sad that in a way nothing really changes though.
 
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Goku 1000000 O said:
"It one hundred percent isn't me not unless its some fight club shit"
You know what, fuck it, we should run with that.
His alternate persona is a digimon into getting fucked by a dragon named Sargon. Fucking sad that in a way nothing really changes though.
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HAHAHAHA

"Why the fuck am I so interesting?" Codrin "Vee Monro" Stavri

But wow, I was not expecting that getting him worked up about something stupid is how to get him to open up about Sargon
 
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I think Vee made Sargon's F-List account, possibly even wrote the character for him too. Because even back then, he did everything for Sargon like a milkfed gimp.

I was skeptical about the F-List/Second Life stuff until that F-List status stuff. That, combined with with the 2005 Vee Montale post, and the F-List character creation dates (and the previously recorded Last Online times which were within minutes when you turned on exact time in the settings), has me convinced that they just figured they'd laugh if anyone ever made the accusation, but it's now looking more plausible than they ever anticipated.
 
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I'm probably missing a ton of info... but from what I've gathered below I don't think this is actually Sargon (sadly).
Consider the following from the "Sargon Cyr" SL account:

1. The F-List URL of https://www.f-list.net/c/sargon/
2. This person plays/played Tapestries under "Sssargon"
3. The F-List and SecondLife profile pics both are of a dumb looking black dragon
4. A group in their profile is "Dragon Spire"
https://my.mixtape.moe/bybyyo.png

I'm thinking that if Vee/Sargon both publicly hang out in SL as furfags then both could possibly have FurAffinity accounts with similar usernames to their Vee/Sargon online handles? The obvious and dumbest idea for Sargon and his ego would be to go with the FurAffinity username of Sargon and looking at this account doesn't give much in the way of linking anything together. This account coincidentally is also a dumb looking blue (not black) dragon.
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/sargon/ archive: https://archive.is/r5w4f

The bio on this profile page lists an older account from this same person with the username "Skant" and the Journals tab for this account has posts pertaining to this person playing both SecondLife and Tapestries from about 8 years ago. Also, they were living with their gay furry boyfriend from the Bay Area around that same time.
https://www.furaffinity.net/journals/skant/ archive: https://archive.is/TObuZ

Excerpt from the Journal post...
Ral Darkes: I'm also known by this name. This is who I am on SecondLife. I own club Dragon Spire and gained a good bit of notoriety that way (some might say infamy).

Ral originally appeared in a very dirty story I wrote years ago. He was an anthro red dragon, and a very rough and menacing sort. He turned into a black anthro dragon on SL. Initially, I was trying to keep his ruthless character a bit, but he's really a personal furry.

I do internet radio shows as him with a growly voice.

Sargon: Sargon is the character I play on Tapestries. A big feral blue dragon with black stripe and diamond patterns. He's evil and cruel. And always plotting something. Very few people know me as Sargon.

Sargon is a representation of my true form. The dragon spirit inside this human body. I do not actually know what my name as a dragon really is. Sargon was meant to be a role playing version of my real dragon self with the serial numbers filed off.
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https://my.mixtape.moe/fppdoi.png
https://my.mixtape.moe/dmozvo.png
The Ral Darkes SL profile is basically empty except for two things: the Web url page is http://www.furaffinity.net/user/skant/ and the SL profile pic is of a dumb looking blue and black dragon. That said, the Skant journal post does list the same club - Dragon Spire - that the Sargon Cyr SL account has in it's profile's group list.

Strange thing... the FurAffinity user Skant has an account following it named "Veem0n" which has a twitter account listed in it's Journals posts of a super gay Twitch streamer living in Michigan who is 28.
https://www.furaffinity.net/watchlist/to/skant/6/? archive: https://archive.is/8Y8kj

tl;dr
-SL account Sargon Cyr profile lists the F-List username Sargon, plays Tapestries as Sssargon, and is in a group in SL called Dragon Spire.
-FurAffinity user Skant (now going under username Sargon) has a Journal entry from 8 years ago stating they owned the Dragon Spire group in SL under username Ral Darkes and also plays Tapestries as a character named Sargon

Is this seriously a coincidence?
 
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Zaugg said:
I'm probably missing a ton of info... but from what I've gathered below I don't think this is actually Sargon (sadly).
Consider the following from the "Sargon Cyr" SL account:

1. The F-List URL of https://www.f-list.net/c/sargon/
2. This person plays/played Tapestries under "Sssargon"
3. The F-List and SecondLife profile pics both are of a dumb looking black dragon
4. A group in their profile is "Dragon Spire"
https://my.mixtape.moe/bybyyo.png

I'm thinking that if Vee/Sargon both publicly hang out in SL as furfags then both could possibly have FurAffinity accounts with similar usernames to their Vee/Sargon online handles? The obvious and dumbest idea for Sargon and his ego would be to go with the FurAffinity username of Sargon and looking at this account doesn't give much in the way of linking anything together. This account coincidentally is also a dumb looking blue (not black) dragon.
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/sargon/ archive: https://archive.is/r5w4f

The bio on this profile page lists an older account from this same person with the username "Skant" and the Journals tab for this account has posts pertaining to this person playing both SecondLife and Tapestries from about 8 years ago. Also, they were living with their gay furry boyfriend from the Bay Area around that same time.
https://www.furaffinity.net/journals/skant/ archive: https://archive.is/TObuZ

Excerpt from the Journal post...


https://my.mixtape.moe/fppdoi.png
https://my.mixtape.moe/dmozvo.png
The Ral Darkes SL profile is basically empty except for two things: the Web url page is http://www.furaffinity.net/user/skant/ and the SL profile pic is of a dumb looking blue and black dragon. That said, the Skant journal post does list the same club - Dragon Spire - that the Sargon Cyr SL account has in it's profile's group list.

Strange thing... the FurAffinity user Skant has an account following it named "Veem0n" which has a twitter account listed in it's Journals posts of a super gay Twitch streamer living in Michigan who is 28.
https://www.furaffinity.net/watchlist/to/skant/6/? archive: https://archive.is/8Y8kj

tl;dr
-SL account Sargon Cyr profile lists the F-List username Sargon, plays Tapestries as Sssargon, and is in a group in SL called Dragon Spire.
-FurAffinity user Skant (now going under username Sargon) has a Journal entry from 8 years ago stating they owned the Dragon Spire group in SL under username Ral Darkes and also plays Tapestries as a character named Sargon

Is this seriously a coincidence?
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No. It's Kek telling us to keep digging. Something is buried somewhere
 
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Zaugg said:
I'm probably missing a ton of info... but from what I've gathered below I don't think this is actually Sargon (sadly).
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My quick investigation into the Tapestries 'Sssargon' is bringing up almost no additional information, nothing thats not on the f-list
That said, running a laston on it says 'two days ago'
At this point i'm willing to call it, the F-list hole is likely the wrong rabbit hole to be running down, this is someone else, like I said early on, a digimon and a historical figure are not unthinkable names for random internet spergs.
 
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I'm fine with never getting confirmation on if it really is Sargon because it preserves an element of mystery. Also, confirmation comes with a chance of proving it definitely wasn't him. We have too few good things in the world and I don't want to lose the laughter and joy this thing brings me.
 
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Sheryl Nome said:
My quick investigation into the Tapestries 'Sssargon' is bringing up almost no additional information, nothing thats not on the f-list
That said, running a laston on it says 'two days ago'
At this point i'm willing to call it, the F-list hole is likely the wrong rabbit hole to be running down, this is someone else, like I said early on, a digimon and a historical figure are not unthinkable names for random internet spergs.
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If anyone is interested in going down a certain rabbithole, I'd suggest looking into Sargon's ED history. Apparently he tried to schmooze his way into their good graces, might find some funny stuff.
 
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I made a kiwifarms just for this, but I'm working under the assumption here that the sssargon name found on the sargon F-list is the one and only Applebee's waiter. Honestly, I haven't read through this thread yet, would be too much to catch up on. Just going off of the bit from the killstream yesterday and using ctrl+f here.

I know people think they found his furaffinity, but furaffinity isn't going to have the truly awful stuff. Furaffinity a while back banned all that cub shit, so someone with ageplay and underage characters so high on their f-list probably isn't going to be satisfied with only using Furaffinity. Inkbunny on the other hand is the unofficial furry cub clubhouse, there's no rules on underage characters there. Even among furries (at least the ones I talk to), it's got quite the reputation for that stuff.

sssargon has an inkbunny account, and it ain't looking pretty for whoever owns it. I already saved all his pages to my computer so he can't delete shit (lord forgive me). You need to register and change your profile settings to view NSFW content, so you can check this link out if you'd like. For those wanting to save your virgin eyes from this, there's lot of cub stuff and I think I saw some "pseudo-rape" stuff too. Honestly didn't look too much at what all was in there, his most recent favorites were already more than enough.
https://inkbunny.net/sssargon
If there's anywhere folks would like me to upload the personal archive I made, point me in the right direction.
 
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Someone just superchatted on the killstream, "Isn't it strange how Sargon likes to wear all black, just like that black dragon avatar?"
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Hmmmm
 
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instythot said:
HAHAHAHA

"Why the fuck am I so interesting?" Codrin "Vee Monro" Stavri

But wow, I was not expecting that getting him worked up about something stupid is how to get him to open up about Sargon
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You got a tl;dr of the video highlights? I need to know it's worth it before I listen to that cartoon voice of Vee.

Also if he's getting asshurt over this, it has to be because - true or not - this is making Carl rage behind the scenes. Vee has had a lot worse thrown his way and not cared at all.
 
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