Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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http://lily-orchard.tumblr.com/post/180636563580/ive-been-doing-this-for-so-fucking-long/embed
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Is it just me or does version 4 look like a cheap Harry Potter OC? Like if Hermione Granger and Snape would have had a child. Also, from an artistic POV, that's gonna look horrible on video, the black on black.
I spit my drink on my keyboard.:drink::powerlevel:
Jerry is whiter than Rachel Dolashal (I did not spell that cunts name right.) He is fuckin delusional. It's great. I can't wait for Article 13 to fuck his channel up.
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EDIT: The design isn't bad. I don't mind the use of black. A general rule in art is to stick to as few colors as possible. Compare his new oc to this pic and see which one is more pleasant to look at.
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The mismatched lggings, multiple skirt colors, different hair and skin colors. It looks like someone got fried on acid and absinthe and vomited rainbow edibles all over the fucking image. A simpler approach tends to be better art wise. Such a shame Lizzy is so dumb, she can draw.
 
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, from an artistic POV, that's gonna look horrible on video, the black on black.
Yeah too much black, beyond that it's okay, if I had been in the room at the time I would have said "just go back to the EqG pupper attire" I don't know I just like vests.
maybe they'll change the videos background to something with cold colors.
https://archive.li/nNsVf
it lookds better on the thumbnail here and the fact there's bluejeans in the whole puppet kind of helps too
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Hey, Jerry! Remember that thing you said literally a few days ago?
Y'know that reminds me of a thing FNGR said in a How Not To Brony Video, that a lot of the things Lily said would be a lot less picked apart of they just had an content editor for their tumblr.
 
Yeah too much black, beyond that it's okay, if I had been in the room at the time I would have said "just go back to the EqG pupper attire" I don't know I just like vests.

maybe they'll change the videos background to something with cold colors.
https://archive.li/nNsVf
it lookds better on the thumbnail here and the fact there's bluejeans in the whole puppet kind of helps too


Y'know that reminds me of a thing FNGR said in a How Not To Brony Video, that a lot of the things Lily said would be a lot less picked apart of they just had an content editor for their tumblr.

Jerry tried that with Ebara, and look how that turned out. Let's continue to assume Ebara was real; if THAT'S the kind of person JErry would hire to monitor their accounts and edit their content then I think he's better off without.
 
if THAT'S the kind of person JErry would hire to monitor their accounts and edit their content then I think he's better off without.
to be fair Ebara never did even the slightest bit of content editing, just pre-screening asks. but I get what you're going at.
 
A youtube avatar needs to look good against various backdrops and on all sorts of shitty phone screens in terrible lighting conditions. This one will look like a dark blob in a halal babushka. And the left eye bugs me. But it's not a terrible drawing per se.
 
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To their credit, this current design is less punchable than the previous one.
Seriously, the V3 puppet was just ugly to me.

Could just be my personal taste, but I think this new puppet looks really boring compared to the old one. Yeah, the old one was smug as Hell, but at least it had like a hint of personality to it. Nothing but dark colors and a boring outfit, as if Lizzy was told to make this new one as un-fun and un-feminine as humanly possible (he's still working that rape angle, after all, and he's either blaming his rape on his sexy puppet or he's just so hawt irl that he was asking for it and has decided to swear off being so sexually provocative)

All this design is missing is a hijab.
 
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I want to play a game. What is the likely reaction of the fan responding to Jerry's reply?

A: Wow Jerry you're right Smash Bros is lame anyways, but I think you're cool!

B: O-oh. Ok, I just thought it was neat we have the same 3DS is all...

Brilliant Jerry. Trying to convince your fans that you're a precious cinnamon roll uwu so kawaii lesbians by being a completely fucking unlikable bitch to someone trying to relate to you.

Great idea.

You fucking loser.
 
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I want to play a game. What is the likely reaction of the fan responding to Jerry's reply?

A: Wow Jerry you're right Smash Bros is lame anyways, but I think you're cool!

B: O-oh. Ok, I just thought it was neat we have the same 3DS is all...

Brilliant Jerry. Trying to convince your fans that you're a precious cinnamon roll uwu so kawaii lesbians by being a completely fucking unlikable bitch to someone trying to relate to you.

Great idea.

You fucking loser.
Thats probably whats gonna happen.

Also can someone identify the thinkpad laptop of what version it is?

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I want to play a game. What is the likely reaction of the fan responding to Jerry's reply?

A: Wow Jerry you're right Smash Bros is lame anyways, but I think you're cool!

B: O-oh. Ok, I just thought it was neat we have the same 3DS is all...

Brilliant Jerry. Trying to convince your fans that you're a precious cinnamon roll uwu so kawaii lesbians by being a completely fucking unlikable bitch to someone trying to relate to you.

Great idea.

You fucking loser.

Lily's being a massive cunt to one of her own fans for no reason. Must be a day ending in "-y".
 
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I want to play a game. What is the likely reaction of the fan responding to Jerry's reply?

A: Wow Jerry you're right Smash Bros is lame anyways, but I think you're cool!

B: O-oh. Ok, I just thought it was neat we have the same 3DS is all...

Brilliant Jerry. Trying to convince your fans that you're a precious cinnamon roll uwu so kawaii lesbians by being a completely fucking unlikable bitch to someone trying to relate to you.

Great idea.

You fucking loser.
Daily reminder: Jerry hates his fans

Also, who bets he's gonna have a flurry of posts next week (when Smash comes out) talking about how Smash is the worst fucking thing ever because everyone likes it? Way to convince everyone you're not being a retarded contrarian for the sake of being contrarian.
 
Also, who bets he's gonna have a flurry of posts next week (when Smash comes out) talking about how Smash is the worst fucking thing ever because everyone likes it? Way to convince everyone you're not being a exceptional contrarian for the sake of being contrarian.
He's going to have a three part post about "smash would have been fun if it didn't have such an awful elitist fanbase (read: I get pissy when I lose games and people laugh)"
 
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It's weird, when people dunk on things that he likes or jokes that he thinks are funny, he says that those people hate fun. Yet when he uses stupid logic to bash on things that other people like, he suddenly goes into "NO FUN ALLOWED" mode.

:thinking::thinking:

Also, unrelated, I saw this clip recently of someone making GradeAUnderA look like a faggot, and this segment (that runs for a good 30 secs or so from the timestamp) sounds like it'd describe Jerry fairly well...
In fact, Jerry's quite a bit like Grade. I don't know if I brought this up before, but oh well. I'll keep my spontaneous thoughts brief.

At first glance, it seems like Jerry's putting on a character, that he's being smug and irritatingly self-aggrandizing just for the video, that he can't possibly be like that in real life, right? In the same way that Filthy Frank was a character separate from Joji or that Psycho Kid was a character separate from Jesse Ridgway. Until we (general "we") see his attitude in other places, such as his dealings with friends, fans, how he admits to yelling at patrons, how he's MASSIVELY inconsistent with his values, how he's very prone to lying, how he thinks he's actually making tangible changes for the better (lurkers DM me for source posts if you're curious because I really don't feel like citing anything right now), and so we find out that that irritatingly smug and self-aggrandizing persona he put on in his videos is actually him. It's the same thing with Grade, and I wager it's most of the reason he fell out of favor.


This video goes into detail about Grade. A lot of it resonates with what could be said about Jerry.

Imagine if he had his own reddit...

Jerry could be compared to a lot of people, granted, but he tends to resonate with all the worst parts of them. Grade is just one example.
 
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