Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[RustyNail(her)]

Probably a couple hundred bucks then.

Could you break that down for us?

 

[Marvin]

Could you break that down for us?

I'm just estimating, I don't have any hard numbers. Chris is pretty generous among his friends. He'll buy them presents for their birthdays and he's given to toy drives in the past. He's gotten people presents this year.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

I'm just estimating, I don't have any hard numbers. Chris is pretty generous among his friends. He'll buy them presents for their birthdays and he's given to toy drives in the past. He's gotten people presents this year.

To be honest, I find that all pretty shocking. I can see Chris buying people presents but the toy drive part doesn't seem much like him. Unless he is one of the recipients of the drive.

 

[Marvin]

To be honest, I find that all pretty shocking. I can see Chris buying people presents but the toy drive part doesn't seem much like him. Unless he is one of the recipients of the drive.

Chris is sentimental when the pressure's not on him.

And like, the pressure is not on him immediately after the tugboat comes in. Chris could've been shitting bricks about how he was going to survive until the end of the month, and then when he's relieved, he immediately goes back to playing.

When it comes to the toy drive, Chris saw some sign for it, like at a church or a community center or some shit, and thought "hmm, yeh, dat sounds nice" and he dug up some toys he wasn't playing with and donated them.

Now later, when the pressure was on him again, I'm sure he wished he had kept them to sell. But in the heat of the moment, he'll do impulsive nice things like that sometimes.

 

[Mr. 0]

Now later, when the pressure was on him again, I'm sure he wished he had kept them to sell.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Now later, when the pressure was on him again, I'm sure he wished he had kept them to sell and then rebuy next month.

ftfy

 

[AnAccount]

The interesting thing about this right now is that this may be the first year where Chris receives no Christmas presents at all. Barb certainly isn't up to going shopping and she isn't in a position to give him a fat enough gift certificate or check. Chris's "friends" aren't the type to give him anything, and I think the internet cash cow thing has played itself out. He may end up living through a Christmas that is much more miserable than the Christmas special video that we resurrect every year as our holiday tradition.

Barb will find a way to get him something lest she risk Chris's furious retribution

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

The interesting thing about this right now is that this may be the first year where Chris receives no Christmas presents at all.

He'll get gifts, albeit at least $1000 short of what he wanted. Which he'll complain about but say he's willing to overlook 'cause of the dimensional merge 'n' all.

 

[PT 940]

He'll get gifts, albeit at least $1000 short of what he wanted. Which he'll complain about but say he's willing to overlook 'cause of the dimensional merge 'n' all.

It would be nice if he didn't get all he wanted and just said, "You're all a bunch of jerks! I'll just buy it myself after the merge!"

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris lost a few more patrons over the past week. The pledge level has fallen to under $200.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris lost a few more patrons over the past week. The pledge level has fallen to under $200.

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Chris is more self-destructive than an alcoholic, who was molested by her father.

 

[Jack Awful]

Chris is more self-destructive than an alcoholic, who was molested by her father.

Or Spoony.

 

[DeathHeat]

Chris lost a few more patrons over the past week. The pledge level has fallen to under $200.

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Guess the court's going to have to buy Chris his 500 dollar Lego Switch Vinyl set.

 

[Picklechu]

It's not like Chris is going to need money after NYE, so why should he put in any effort whatsoever?

 

[Cedric_Eff]

At this point, the best thing he could sell is the original manuscripts of Sonichu 0. But who knows, it wouldn't sell well I guess.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

Chris lost a few more patrons over the past week. The pledge level has fallen to under $200.

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As far as I'm aware he doesn't give his Patreons anything anymore right?

 

[DeathHeat]

As far as I'm aware he doesn't give his Patreons anything anymore right?

There must be some McDonald's napkins somewhere.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Chris lost a few more patrons over the past week. The pledge level has fallen to under $200.

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I think the tardbuck paypigs are just getting sick of their money being used up on Dimensional Merge shit.

 

[Deadpool]

The interesting thing about this right now is that this may be the first year where Chris receives no Christmas presents at all. Barb certainly isn't up to going shopping and she isn't in a position to give him a fat enough gift certificate or check. Chris's "friends" aren't the type to give him anything, and I think the internet cash cow thing has played itself out. He may end up living through a Christmas that is much more miserable than the Christmas special video that we resurrect every year as our holiday tradition.

I'd feel bad about that, but he gets more toys every month than most kids get for Christmas. I'd bet that he's bought at least 2 or 3 toys this month already, and it's only the 2nd. He's just a greedy fuck and wants more NOW NOW NOW!

 

[Cast Away]

Chris wants toys because Chris Magi-Chan says so

 

[AnOminous]

There must be some McDonald's napkins somewhere.

He should literally just start selling them his shit. Then not even bother sending it to them.