Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mason Verger]

The Shrek Retold guys want to get Chris onboard for another project.

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Yeah can't wait to see what other 2014 meme they try to make funny. Can Chris draw Doge? Maybe have him do the fucking Bee movie script.

 

[Jack Awful]

I mean what you just said could quite literally have come out of CWC's mouth, so I wouldn't put it past him. If not, if he reads this thread he'll probably think you're a guru of the multiverse for even suggesting that.

He literally already believes it.
Ask @Marvin

 

[fiu0cm]

Chris advertising birthstones "from your local Rock, Crystal or Mineral store" to Tara Strong:

Chris listening to Olivia Newton John:

 

[Milk Mage]

That emoji signature he signs all his posts with makes me very irrationally angry for some reason

 

[Marvin]

He literally already believes it.
Ask @Marvin

When convenient, Chris will believe that people telling him things he likes are psychically connected to the other dimension or some shit. Even if those people tell him they aren't, he just says they're unaware of it, but it's divine inspiration.

 

[BeanBidan]

That emoji signature he signs all his posts with makes me very irrationally angry for some reason

Well good to know I'm not the only one.

 

[Shibaru]

Well good to know I'm not the only one.

I Agree.

 

[fiu0cm]

That emoji signature he signs all his posts with makes me very irrationally angry for some reason

It's Chris' "Mrs. Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu CPU Blue Heart" distilled into three characters. July 3 was the first time he used the emoji on Twitter. Chris signing his tweets with "Zap It Up!" frustrates me more than the emoji, for whatever reason. Mercifully, he's stopped doing it as much. He said it once in October and November.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Oh, Chris, just go and be normal.

To be fair to Chris he's been pranked so many times in the past it wouldn't hurt to get a second opinion from someone he trusts.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

To be fair to Chris he's been pranked so many times in the past it wouldn't hurt to get a second opinion from someone he trusts.

The problem is he either drives off or ghosts everyone actually trustworthy in his life.

 

[Mason Verger]

The problem is he either drives off or ghosts everyone actually trustworthy in his life.

Because they all want him to do "unfun" stuff. Like report his blackmailers, pay bills and send out products that people already purchased. It really cuts into playtime. And it's always playtime with the trolls.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[zap2theextreme]

I love that Chris' prophetic dreams as the "Chosen Creator" are about TV programming schedules

 

[No_one]

Will there still be television when all the cartoon characters will live among us after the merge?

 

[Mason Verger]

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Chris dreams about watching tv. That's friggin sad.

 

[zap2theextreme]

Will there still be television when all the cartoon characters will live among us after the merge?

What about the cartoons that cartoon characters watch inside their shows? Is there another parallel dimension inside that? Are there turtles all the way down?

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Or TV Puppet Pals? That might not be so bad.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Or TV Puppet Pals? That might not be so bad.

Justice Friends or GTFO.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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God, what a fat idiot. That's not even what syndicate means.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

God, what a fat idiot. That's not even what syndicate means.

I literally imagined a whole mob movie in my head after reading that. A truly amazing one, at that, if they war over CN programming.