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Because I had fun in the locked thread:

DSP once said he kissed a girl and liked it.

DSP once said suicide is painless.

DSP once said he can’t live without it, alcohol.

DSP once said he wants to sail away to a distant shore and live like an ape man.

DSP once said he wished he was in Dixie.

DSP once said he had twenty inch blades on his impala.

DSP once said bitches ain’t shit but whores and tricks.

DSP once said he’s wasting away in margaritaville.

DSP once said he was drunk the day his mom got out of prison and went to pick her up in the rain but before he could get to the station in his pickup truck she got run over by a damned old train.
 
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SoapQueen1 said:
"I give up. Fuck this. Fuck this stupid shit."

over an hour.
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Every single second of his pissbaby whining will be uploaded to YouTube (despite it being a waste of his time, he's perfectly willing to waste yours) and Phil will again falsely advertise on Twitter how much FUN he was having playing on the CHILL Sunday stream, so check it out!
 
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Kermit the Frog said:
Every single second of his pissbaby whining will be uploaded to YouTube (despite it being a waste of his time, he's perfectly willing to waste yours) and Phil will again falsely advertise on Twitter how much FUN he was having playing on the CHILL Sunday stream, so check it out!
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Good example here from today


The first 2 mins will give you a good over view of a mentally challenged man-child fool who hates what he does & whose ego is so fragile he cannot accept any responsibility for his video game failures

If you watch the whole thing, you may develop further intense feelings of dislike for him

He is such a loser
 
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This man works so hard, he deserves a vacation. Real talk.

But would a vacation really relax and rejuvenate DSP? This is a man who sits on a loveseat and watches television 10 hours a day and then goes to another room to sit on a couch and watch television for several more hours. This is a man who gets "tuckered out" from grocery shopping. This is a man who, during last tax season, looked at papers so hard his eyes "felt like they were on fire".

Phil has gone on trips with Panda in the past but it has been years since that happened. The last "staycation" revolved around watching DVD's and playing Game Boy in a hotel 30 minutes away from his house.

He can't take a vacation like a normal human being. He can't travel due to his bad back. He can't spend time outdoors camping, hiking, hunting, or fishing because he hates weather and is allergic to nature. He can't go to the beach because he sunburns too easily. He can't go walk around a museum or other tourist attraction if just going to Fred Meyer leaves him physically exhausted. He can't go to a concert because he doesn't like loud music and he would not be able to stand up to see the performers. He can't go on a road trip because he can't drive on the interstate. He can't visit his friends because he doesn't have any.

When it comes to taking a vacation, there is really NOTHING HE COULD DO!
 
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Sparkletor said:
This man works so hard, he deserves a vacation. Real talk.

But would a vacation really relax and rejuvenate DSP? This is a man who sits on a loveseat and watches television 10 hours a day and then goes to another room to sit on a couch and watch television for several more hours. This is a man who gets "tuckered out" from grocery shopping. This is a man who, during last tax season, looked at papers so hard his eyes "felt like they were on fire".

Phil has gone on trips with Panda in the past but it has been years since that happened. The last "staycation" revolved around watching DVD's and playing Game Boy in a hotel 30 minutes away from his house.

He can't take a vacation like a normal human being. He can't travel due to his bad back. He can't spend time outdoors camping, hiking, hunting, or fishing because he hates weather and is allergic to nature. He can't go to the beach because he sunburns too easily. He can't go walk around a museum or other tourist attraction if just going to Fred Meyer leaves him physically exhausted. He can't go to a concert because he doesn't like loud music and he would not be able to stand up to see the performers. He can't go on a road trip because he can't drive on the interstate. He can't visit his friends because he doesn't have any.

When it comes to taking a vacation, there is really NOTHING HE COULD DO!
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Don't you get it DOOD!?!? THIS IS ALL THE DETRACTORS FAULT HE CAN'T LEAVE HIS GATED COMMUNITY! There are detractors hidden around every corner just waiting to get Phil.
 
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Sparkletor said:
This man works so hard, he deserves a vacation. Real talk.

But would a vacation really relax and rejuvenate DSP? This is a man who sits on a loveseat and watches television 10 hours a day and then goes to another room to sit on a couch and watch television for several more hours. This is a man who gets "tuckered out" from grocery shopping. This is a man who, during last tax season, looked at papers so hard his eyes "felt like they were on fire".

Phil has gone on trips with Panda in the past but it has been years since that happened. The last "staycation" revolved around watching DVD's and playing Game Boy in a hotel 30 minutes away from his house.

He can't take a vacation like a normal human being. He can't travel due to his bad back. He can't spend time outdoors camping, hiking, hunting, or fishing because he hates weather and is allergic to nature. He can't go to the beach because he sunburns too easily. He can't go walk around a museum or other tourist attraction if just going to Fred Meyer leaves him physically exhausted. He can't go to a concert because he doesn't like loud music and he would not be able to stand up to see the performers. He can't go on a road trip because he can't drive on the interstate. He can't visit his friends because he doesn't have any.

When it comes to taking a vacation, there is really NOTHING HE COULD DO!
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I find it funny that Leanna wanted to go to Cali for a vacation, and now Kat wants too as well. Sounds more like it's Phil's idea at this point, no?

So say if he does go to Cali, imagine how much he would spend. He spends up to 2k just 30 minutes away at a hotel, imagine what he would spend two states away.
 
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Sparkletor said:
This man works so hard, he deserves a vacation. Real talk.

But would a vacation really relax and rejuvenate DSP? This is a man who sits on a loveseat and watches television 10 hours a day and then goes to another room to sit on a couch and watch television for several more hours. This is a man who gets "tuckered out" from grocery shopping. This is a man who, during last tax season, looked at papers so hard his eyes "felt like they were on fire".

Phil has gone on trips with Panda in the past but it has been years since that happened. The last "staycation" revolved around watching DVD's and playing Game Boy in a hotel 30 minutes away from his house.

He can't take a vacation like a normal human being. He can't travel due to his bad back. He can't spend time outdoors camping, hiking, hunting, or fishing because he hates weather and is allergic to nature. He can't go to the beach because he sunburns too easily. He can't go walk around a museum or other tourist attraction if just going to Fred Meyer leaves him physically exhausted. He can't go to a concert because he doesn't like loud music and he would not be able to stand up to see the performers. He can't go on a road trip because he can't drive on the interstate. He can't visit his friends because he doesn't have any.

When it comes to taking a vacation, there is really NOTHING HE COULD DO!
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Well if you put it like this, his life sounds horrible. He doesnt need a vacation, more like an euthanasia.
 
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SoapQueen1 said:
Said he's gonna do another half an hour of overtime. 90 minutes of overtime today. Khet must be getting her abs blasted with her trainer.
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Really getting that workout in. Gotta stretch as well remember, very important when 'at the gym' to get properly stretched out. She'll probably be sore for days poor dear, looks like Dave won't be getting any.
 
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Sparkletor said:
This man works so hard, he deserves a vacation. Real talk.

But would a vacation really relax and rejuvenate DSP? This is a man who sits on a loveseat and watches television 10 hours a day and then goes to another room to sit on a couch and watch television for several more hours. This is a man who gets "tuckered out" from grocery shopping. This is a man who, during last tax season, looked at papers so hard his eyes "felt like they were on fire".

Phil has gone on trips with Panda in the past but it has been years since that happened. The last "staycation" revolved around watching DVD's and playing Game Boy in a hotel 30 minutes away from his house.

He can't take a vacation like a normal human being. He can't travel due to his bad back. He can't spend time outdoors camping, hiking, hunting, or fishing because he hates weather and is allergic to nature. He can't go to the beach because he sunburns too easily. He can't go walk around a museum or other tourist attraction if just going to Fred Meyer leaves him physically exhausted. He can't go to a concert because he doesn't like loud music and he would not be able to stand up to see the performers. He can't go on a road trip because he can't drive on the interstate. He can't visit his friends because he doesn't have any.

When it comes to taking a vacation, there is really NOTHING HE COULD DO!
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He's a crotchety old man. If you described Phil to me I would assume he was some 70 year old grumpy fuck in an old folks home.
 
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I mean youtube is only a fraction of his income right? maybe he could just upload and leave it. Then check in morning if any videos errored out. It seems like such a waste of time to "babysit" uploads lol.
 
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He already said it only takes him 20 mins to babysit uploads. And that was when he had 20 videos a day.
His words.
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Now that's he's uploading longer videos, this "20 minutes" was actually updated during his 2018 Thanksgiving Day Hard-Sell to just "a few minutes".

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As an aside I caught a blurb of him saying he works far more than 40 hours a week. Has me scratching my head a little. I wish he'd put a number on how much he actually thinks he works because at this rate I wouldn't be surprised if he honestly considers ginposting at 3am part of the business because he considers his twitter promotion and advertising.
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I believe most of Phil's world-view is formulated at night while he's laying on his couch in the living room. This is where he "processes" the "injury" done to his Ego he's suffered during the day, manipulating the events in his mind to justify his rage. It is also where he spends most of his time "working":

A long time ago in Northern Europe, Protestantism established work as something done for God, a "calling". The harder you worked, the morally better you were. This conception grew distorted, becoming by Benjamin Franklin's time: "A penny saved is a penny earned". The religious motive had atrophied, and the now work and money was done for the sake of work and money (our present-day post-modern global economics holds this in an even more absurd distortion).

Though pathetic, this belief is unfortunately quite common. To give an everyday example: A friend of the family had to buy a new car. He wanted the more flashy, expensive car, but couldn't accept the guilt of spending money on such a luxury. So he toiled over his decision, wearing himself down. Finally exhausted, he was able to buy the expensive car he wanted all along when he felt morally justified.

As long as Phil exhausts himself for work, in this case worrying about bills as he lays on his couch alone in the living room, he is "sacrificing for God", he's absolved himself of any guilt, he's paid his part, he's "expended his labour power", and his socio-economic situation supports this belief. If it's related to work and it tires him, it's work.
 
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A friendly reminder!

It's almost Phil's DAYOFF so you all better come watch every stream and CONTRIBUTE, i mean BE INTERACTIVE

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