DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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He's said several times he won't show parts of his house or do tours of his stuff because detractors will find a way to spin it negatively. He will still show off or talk about a ludicrous purchase every now and then, just not as often as before. Shame because it was sorta entertaining seeing all the stuff he blew money on.
Wouldn't be shocked if some of his misery is he can't just show off his toys to prove he's better than the average person. Narcissists like him love to rub their superiority into peoples' faces and it was one of the few things he could do since he's so unskilled at everything in life.
 
D$P tells so many lies / half truths / story amendments that it often invites speculation - as in the case with what 'new' things he might have in his home.

While I agree some of the suggestions of what he has acquired / spends his $$ on seem far fetched (and as mentioned are sometimes exaggerated in humor), compared to things he has ADMITTED and DONE on stream - the majority of such suggestions seem more plausible.

I mean, would a random person believe you if you told them a 30+yr old person online:

- insulted their parents publicly 15 years later for not buying them a toy when they were a kid;

- provided a detailed account of their inconvenience when their partner was admitted to hospital for a panic attack;

- asked viewers to give him $16k for taxes;

- filmed his vacation with his partner in the city they live in;

- reviewed random fast food items, including 2 minute noodles;

- had done two product 'reviews' in the shower;

- gave himself the nickname the 'King of hate'.

It is hard to comprehend... So the idea he spends $3k on a WWE mobile game or $10k on moving his girlfriend from Michigan etc etc etc seems easier to believe (in my opinion of course).

I think often remains vague on details to encourage interest in him - which he hopes will return in the form of money; but more often than not results in people disliking him etc.

It's a rich tapestry.
 
He's said several times he won't show parts of his house or do tours of his stuff because detractors will find a way to spin it negatively. He will still show off or talk about a ludicrous purchase every now and then, just not as often as before. Shame because it was sorta entertaining seeing all the stuff he blew money on.
Those videos always killed me, the amount of figurines and toys that this “mature adult” had/has in his house is hilarious, what’s more is when he would refer to kahndoo as his “Batchelor pad”, as if he was entertaining the fairer sex every night of the week. I’m sure they loved seeing all his toys and khallectbiles.
 
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Remember around this time last year when Phil said it was, "financially IMPOSSIBLE" for him to leave his house??

I guess he means that he's gonna get dragged out of it, by force. lol
 
lol what a faggot :story:

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Knowing his spending habits he'd definitely blow through 16 grand on a vacation that's only 2 states away and that most people would only spend a fraction of that amount on.
It'd be a waste, of course -- I guarantee his vacation would look something like this:
-waddle around the streets to tourist traps and buy overpriced trinkets
-waddle to some overly expensive restaurant where he'll gorge himself
-waddle to some store and buy more useless shit
-waddle to the Santa Monica pier and take a picture before immediately leaving and not going for a swim
-waddle back to the hotel and spend the majority of the vacation there tweeting and watching Netflix

I can see it being:
-Plane tickets
-Expensive hotel
-Disneyland tickets
-money to waste in Disneyland
-money for eating out every meal
-pocket the rest
Disneyland isn't cheap either.
 
WHen he said that he might need a fork the inflection in his voice made it sound like he had an epiphany like he was the first person ever to think about using a fork to eat fucking noodles.
And then he gave an advice how to properly eat noodles. You twirl your fork so they won't fall off. This man handles with big secret everyday tricks only your little 2 year old sibling might know of, better listen carefully to this machine of knowledge.

Next lesson:
How to create a spoiled brat by buying them limited figurines whenever they want.
And how to pimp slap a little girl when she recognized correctly that you are in fact an idiot.
 
And then he gave an advice how to properly eat noodles. You twirl your fork so they won't fall off. This man handles with big secret everyday tricks only your little 2 year old sibling might know of, better listen carefully to this machine of knowledge.

Next lesson:
How to create a spoiled brat by buying them limited figurines whenever they want.
And how to pimp slap a little girl when she recognized correctly that you are in fact an idiot.
Man that was funny seeing him catching flak for saying that. It was even funnier when he tried to claim he didn't say it.
 
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He's said several times he won't show parts of his house or do tours of his stuff because detractors will find a way to spin it negatively. He will still show off or talk about a ludicrous purchase every now and then, just not as often as before. Shame because it was sorta entertaining seeing all the stuff he blew money on.
It's equally fun and entertaining speculating what he would have bought in the time-frame from the last video. Either he blew a lot of money on: tiny shit for him and Kat, new furniture, new overpriced appliances, technical upgrades for Kat like a huge fucking tv for her maybe even a computer, or something fuck huge purchase like I don't know...

another car?:thinking:
 
Because god forbid he decides to upgrade his webcam or actually implements his greenscreen. But Kat? She needs that stuff mahn!
That's a good point actually. I feel like he's been using the same webcam since CT. Recently if I remember, might have been a couple weeks ago of him bitching about his laptop. I have no idea why he doesn't do some slight upgrades for his cam and laptop. I'm guessing he would want the best premium shit out there as an upgrade like his 300 dollar headphones.
 
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I dunno... I just had to point this out, because it looks really sleazy to me and would've put me off immediately if I'd been a true & honest fan of his.
Yeah the way it is worded comes off very sleazy. It's another way to reword charity. He was very careful on how to word it.

"...funds for my upcoming financial challenge..."

Good lord.:story:
 
If I had to guesstimate what he'd plan to spend, I'd have to go with a California vacation worth around sixteen thousand dollars. Of course that'd depend on a few factors, such as the generosity of the suckers giving him money thinking it's for his taxes.
Maybe I am overly optimistic but I feel like he doesn't really need those 16k for his taxes. He either needs them to pay for his extravagant wedding(with like no participation) or he knows he is in decline and wants to save up as much as possible before his fans get tired of him and leave.
This shit right here. He'll sneak in a long-desired purchase just like he did at the end of 2017. It might not be worth $16,000.

January 2018: Your contributions allowed me to move muh girlfriend in!
Thanksgiving 2018: I HAD NO EXTRA MONEY AT THE END OF 2017! I HAD TO LEAN ON CREDIT JUST TO STAY ALIVE!

:stress:
 
Also keep in mind that DSP has no money, not one single dollar in his bank account. Yet the other day he said Kat was going to buy Darksiders 3 until he told her it was bad. She didn't decide to not buy it because Phil already has the game 5 feet away from her office. Ahe didn't decide to not buy it because they are financially destitute. She just decided to spend her $60 extra n a different game.

Why didn't Phil play Fallout 76? (The trolls is the real reason but) He didn't have money to do it. Why didn't he get the new Battlefield game? He didn't have money to do it.

Kat seems to have some extra money though.

But she is a real adult human with her own financial difficulties. She can't be bothered to help out her soul mate. And quite frankly, it's very rude and childish to imply Kat should help out with money. Mind your own business.

Plz donate. Muh house.
 
Also keep in mind that DSP has no money, not one single dollar in his bank account. Yet the other day he said Kat was going to buy Darksiders 3 until he told her it was bad. She didn't decide to not buy it because Phil already has the game 5 feet away from her office. Ahe didn't decide to not buy it because they are financially destitute. She just decided to spend her $60 extra n a different game.

Why didn't Phil play Fallout 76? (The trolls is the real reason but) He didn't have money to do it. Why didn't he get the new Battlefield game? He didn't have money to do it.

Kat seems to have some extra money though.

But she is a real adult human with her own financial difficulties. She can't be bothered to help out her soul mate. And quite frankly, it's very rude and childish to imply Kat should help out with money. Mind your own business.

Plz donate. Muh house.

sounds more like phil is a beta and lets her walk all over him so he can get some
 
sounds more like phil is a beta and lets her walk all over him so he can get some
It's almost as if Kat is not the fairytale soulmate DSP said she was.

Last year the soul mate was going to show up and cook and clean. She was going to alleviate his financial woes. She loved everything about Philip. They had everything in common. She was going to be in his videos and play games with him. She said amazing and unbelievable things to him that no ine has said before.

Now it turns out she was cheating on Subaru man. Subaru man basically said she used him for money. She immediately has Phil buy her new clothes, shoes, and phone, plus who knows what else. She stopped cooking. She stopped cleaning. She won't play any games with Phil, yet spends her time playing games alone, or worse, online with friends. She's been in his videos only 3 times in one year. Phil slips up and talks about how they go to Kohls and Best Buy and stuff in their day off, going out to eat at nice restaurants and spending money he allegedly doesn't have. She spent her tax return on video games during the height of Phil's save the house begathon.

Everyone knows she will leave. The question is, when?
 
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