Good methods to stop swearing

[Monika H.]

Hallo, hallo!!

Well, today's matter is quite simple.
Kiwis, what are good methods to stop swearing?

I ask because that's something I want to improve about myself - I don't swear very much; but in this era of 2018 a man swearing is an unequivocal sign of toxic heteronormative masculinity and I want to fix that, in order to be a woke guy, a female-friendly man and a better National Socialist.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Every time you catch yourself swearing, pull down your pants and flick one testicle of your choosing. You have to flick it hard, don't puss out.

 

[QU 734]

Stop using bad words.

 

[Boxy Brown]

fuck cunt bitch ass chink gook nigger spick asshole motherfucking cock sucking zipperhead

 

[Gorillagorillagorilla]

Observe yourself in regular mode and track it. Same technique goes good for snacking

 

[J A N D E K]

Vow of silence.

 

[shasetoma.]

Turn yourself off then on again.

 

[Rand /pol/]

Nigger kike chink gook spook jap darkie knuckle-dragger coon mick

 

[gachacunt]

Whenever you feel the need to swear, use random words in place of swears. You'll embarrass yourself so much that you'd eventually stop talking!

 

[Richardo Retardo]

Start using the swearword conventions of other cultures. It will be weird at first but you'll eventually grow to enjoy it. I love yelling the word "Whore" at inanimate objects. Though the Asian conventions of Animal based swear words might work better from your goal.

 

[J A N D E K]

Whenever you feel the need to swear, use random words in place of swears. You'll embarrass yourself so much that you'd eventually stop talking!

I actually find it strangely endearing and adorable when people “cute swear”... dang it, frickin’ ‘ell, aw heck, dagnabit.

 

[Krispy Skream]

I actually find it strangely endearing and adorable when people “cute swear”... dang it, frickin’ ‘ell, aw heck, dagnabit.

When I stub my toe, I say "Mothefucking cunt sucker eat a gallon of chicken cum!"

When I am actually in serious painI say "Oh dear."

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Think about what you say before you say it like a rational human being, instead of just blurting out everything that comes to mind like a fucking animal

 

[J A N D E K]

When I stub my toe, I say "Mothefucking cunt sucker eat a gallon of chicken cum!"

When I am actually in serious painI say "Oh dear."

The first one, I’d think, “Damn... they’re probably one hell of a dirty talker in bed. I think I’m getting aroused”
The second... “And probably adorably kinky too.”

What I’m trying to say is... I think I’m falling for you. <3

 

[The Great Chandler]

 

[Lysenko]

Maybe you have Tourette's syndrome so you can cry "ableism" every time someone has a problem with you swearing.

 

[Krispy Skream]

Think about what you say before you say it like a rational human being, instead of just blurting out everything that comes to mind like a fucking animal

What am I supposed to do, have an internal monologue?

 

[Monika H.]

Maybe you have Tourette's syndrome so you can cry "ableism" every time someone has a problem with you swearing.

I just want to stop swearing because my existence as white man is already oppressing women without my once-in-a-while cuss word.

 

[Lez]

Instead of swearing, hold your breath until you cry.

 

[Krispy Skream]

Username Himmler complaining about feminists

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