Good methods to stop swearing

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

What am I supposed to do, have an internal monologue?

Do you need to personify your subconscious and actually ask it what it thinks you should say at any given time? Or do you just go "hmm I think I'll say this"?

 

[Krispy Skream]

I prefer to fursonify my subconscious

 

[J A N D E K]

It’s not always a bad thing, Heinrich, my dear... <3

The rest of you fucking cunts should read this too. Trust me...

Some fucking study

 

[skiddlez]

I've already come to accept that I'm fucking hopeless when it comes to cleaning up my vocabulary, every other word out of my mouth is a profanity by this point.

 

[Monika H.]

Username Himmler complaining about feminists

I'm finally home

I'm not complaining against feminists
I am a National Socialist Male Feminist, aka feminazi

 

[Krispy Skream]

It’s not always a bad thing, Heinrich, my dear... <3

The rest of you fucking cunts should read this too. Trust me...

Some fucking study

I don't care what the Eagles say; I CAN hide my lying eyes, golldurnit.

 

[jewelry investor]

Say garbage instead of sh*t, it's stronger yet less vulgar.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Scrub your tongue with soap and water until your ability to taste anything else goes away entirely. You must do this everytime you swear, no exceptions, even if you completely mess up your tongue in the process.

 

[J A N D E K]

Say garbage instead of sh*t, it's stronger yet less vulgar.

That’s bullpucky and you darn well know it!

 

[Slap47]

Whenever you feel the need to swear, use random words in place of swears. You'll embarrass yourself so much that you'd eventually stop talking!

Just call people pedos. Not swearing but still offensive.

 

[Monika H.]

It’s not always a bad thing, Heinrich, my dear... <3

The rest of you fucking cunts should read this too. Trust me...

Some fucking study

The study is quite intriguing, mein Liebe, but I'm honest and always tell the truth, for I am

 

[Positron]

I ask because that's something I want to improve about myself - I don't swear very much; but in this era of 2018 a man swearing is an unequivocal sign of toxic heteronormative masculinity and I want to fix that, in order to be a woke guy, a female-friendly man and a better National Socialist.

You already know the crux of the problem: it is not the swearing that matters, but your positioning in the fluid kyriarchial matrix. If you position yourself as a sassy black mama or a spic mujur, all your swearing will be seen as a badge of empowerment.

So in English: get a boobjob and wear blackface and/or chola eyebrows.

 

[AF 802]

Scrub your tongue with soap and water until your ability to taste anything else goes away entirely. You must do this everytime you swear, no exceptions, even if you completely mess up your tongue in the process.

Worked for Ralphie in A Christmas Story, so maybe you should try this.

 

[Monika H.]

You already know the crux of the problem: it is not the swearing that matters, but your positioning in the fluid spectrum of racial-gender matrix. If you position yourself as a sassy black mama, all your swearing will be seen as a badge of empowerment.

So in English: get a boobjob and wear blackface.

Should I also stop parading around in my black SS uniform with swastika armband?

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

don't you live in czechoslovakia or something? just swear in spanish, nobody will know

 

[Black Waltz]

You okay bro? Did your wife do something to you?

 

[XYZpdq]

I never really got in the habit of cursing out loud to begin with.
I can.
I mean, like, I used to be a regular at Rocky Horror so The Aristocrats was basically just another Saturday night for me, but as a day-to-day thing it wasn't a verbal tick I ever picked up to any great degree.

Also a protip: non-English curses won't save you from the FCC.

 

[Monika H.]

You okay bro? Did your wife do something to you?

I'm alright with her, thanks for the concern mein Freund!
I just want to stop swearing.

Also, I may have a little case of white male guilt.

 

[eldri]

Work with children

 

[XYZpdq]

Work with children

Or broadcasting, but that's kinda
"how do I learn to swim"
"jump in the deep end. If you don't drown you've learned to swim grtz".