Good methods to stop swearing

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I've already come to accept that I'm fucking hopeless when it comes to cleaning up my vocabulary, every other word out of my mouth is a profanity by this point.
 
Scrub your tongue with soap and water until your ability to taste anything else goes away entirely. You must do this everytime you swear, no exceptions, even if you completely mess up your tongue in the process.
 
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J A N D E K said:
It’s not always a bad thing, Heinrich, my dear... <3

The rest of you fucking cunts should read this too. Trust me...

Some fucking study
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The study is quite intriguing, mein Liebe, but I'm honest and always tell the truth, for I am
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Heinrich Himmler said:
I ask because that's something I want to improve about myself - I don't swear very much; but in this era of 2018 a man swearing is an unequivocal sign of toxic heteronormative masculinity and I want to fix that, in order to be a woke guy, a female-friendly man and a better National Socialist.
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You already know the crux of the problem: it is not the swearing that matters, but your positioning in the fluid kyriarchial matrix. If you position yourself as a sassy black mama or a spic mujur, all your swearing will be seen as a badge of empowerment.

So in English: get a boobjob and wear blackface and/or chola eyebrows.
 
Positron said:
You already know the crux of the problem: it is not the swearing that matters, but your positioning in the fluid spectrum of racial-gender matrix. If you position yourself as a sassy black mama, all your swearing will be seen as a badge of empowerment.

So in English: get a boobjob and wear blackface.
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Should I also stop parading around in my black SS uniform with swastika armband?
 
I never really got in the habit of cursing out loud to begin with.
I can.
I mean, like, I used to be a regular at Rocky Horror so The Aristocrats was basically just another Saturday night for me, but as a day-to-day thing it wasn't a verbal tick I ever picked up to any great degree.

Also a protip: non-English curses won't save you from the FCC.
 
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