Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

...as YOU ARE SHE, and you are me, and we are all together.

Goo goo ga'joob.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

"I am woman; hear me RRRRGH!"

 

[Guardsman42]

I remember that video where Chris did some stupid like barking.

So...he's now a bitch I guess, is that the correct term now? Cause the way this reality merge is playing out, he's some one's bitch to be this far gone.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Oh, okay, well at least we can agree on the second part then.

 

[Picklechu]

I always laugh when he types or says "I am woman." It's delightfully autistic.

 

[Liquid Metal Asperchu]

Has anyone ever asked Chris if deceased people go to his dimension if they don't want to? Take Stan Lee, for example; he's a grown man, why would he want to go hang out with The Fantastic Four all day? So he can sit at home and read old magazines for all eternity while his creations go on dangerous adventures?

Since this is a wish-fulfillment world where creators have power, Stan Lee can probably be a superhero if he prefers.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Segasister does an obnoxious pronoun check, Chris parrots her. I don't know if it's more or less obnoxious that Chris doesn't genuinely want to police speech, he's just saying things he's heard other people say.

 

[idosometimes]

Everyone go home. Looks like merge is off. Chris is planning his begs for upcoming conventions on earth 1288, which can only happen if the merge does not occur.

I guess that is a relief.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I think LadyOfTheCosmo opened a Pandora’s box for the Twitterfags.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

This will be the greatest crossover fanfic material ever.

The background looks like Yggdrasil and the Nine Worlds on LSD.

 

[Benjamin Spooner Briggs]

I thought Chris would eventually realize that this wasn't going to happen and retreat into denial, but, seems like he will be preaching bout the "merge in progress" til he's dead.

 

[BScCollateral]

I thought Chris would eventually realize that this wasn't going to happen and retreat into denial, but, seems like he will be preaching bout the "merge in progress" til he's dead.

Yes, that's how these things typically play out. It's quite rare for a believer to notice that deadlines have passed.

 

[Benjamin Spooner Briggs]

Yes, that's how these things typically play out. It's quite rare for a believer to notice that deadlines have passed.

As far as I can remember, Chris has never really done something that he can prove to himself is bullshit. Usually he adds some sort of clause or loophole to these things so he can at least fool himself, but, this time he hasn't really done that.

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

...as YOU ARE SHE, and you are me, and we are all together.

Goo goo ga'joob.

see how they run like jerkops from my mace, see how they fly...

 

[Xanax]

After the dimensional merge, will Chris still be gay?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I love this, never underestimate Chris's autism. He militantly reserves feminine prouns under the justification of wearing a skirt and having long hair, yet he doesn't wonder why people call him a man. Could it be he still acts, thinks, and looks like a man? Maybe it was that video of him masturbating his hideous penis. Maybe it's the lack of any feminine charm or intuition.

 

[DeathHeat]

Chris, the dimensions aren't merging, you're lonely.

With the right combination, anything can merge.

 

[Observatory]

With the right combination, anything can merge.

Apply enough flextape and the merge will be flawless.

 

[DeathHeat]

Apply enough flextape and the merge will be flawless.

Yes, this Christmas for sure!

 

[fiu0cm]

I remember that video where Chris did some stupid like barking.

That video is really disconcerting, and my dog fucking hated the noise. Who gets a bark stuck in their head, instead of a song or melody?