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NursezillaX said:
I wish someone had been keeping track of all the times he's mentioned that 'this is when all mah bills are clearing!' and the corresponding time of the month, because I HAVE to believe there is absolutely no consistency and, if you tracked these instances, they would span the entire month.

This is such an easy go-to move for him to use to cry 'financial stress', and as automatic in nature as his 'nothing I could do!' or 'it dropped my input!' excuses in fighting games. No one, to my knowledge, has really tracked it like people have with his earnings, so it's an easy lie for him to tell and he says it at seemingly every point in the month.

And who the hells bills 'clear' over the course of literal weeks anyway? You can call just about ANY creditor, utility, etc that you have a monthly obligation to and easily schedule a new due date that works more in line with when you get paid. If he gets paid by Twitch around the 15th and has overdrawn his account a few months on a row, why in the fuck wouldn't he take the two seconds it would requite to make a few phone calls and reschedule when he makes his payments??

How could ANYBODY even consider giving this fat slug money to bail him out when he wont even make the minimal effort to help himself by doing things like this that would save him completely unnecessary and wasteful overdraft fees?? This has always been one of the more triggering things that he does for me...
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I'd guess the "bills clearing" timeline is from the moment he blows his Patreon money to when Twitch deposits his check. Since Patreon has gotten lower and lower that gap has become wider.
 
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When doing a sub-forum search on the word "retire" this is the only result that mentions Phil's dad, and is an exchange speculating his parents co-signed both his condo mortgages and that Phil is likely draining their retirement fund. . .so no.
Also, "according to Kiwi Farms a while ago his dad have been retired for years!" is an idiotic statement in and of itself, how would his dad have been able to retire in his late 50's?
SoapQueen1 said:
Idk man. How he does it is probably either luck, fraud, or black magic.

In order to get the condo he needed either a cosigner or good credit. He also needed a down payment whether his money or someone else discretely giving it to him. Now the condo is something he is building equity in, but it's not worth anything as collateral really because the original lender has a first dibs.

Same all applies to the car lease. Same all applies to the mini-mansion. The credit check applies to credit cards, business loans, and personal loans.
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xenomorph said:
He is bleeding his parents retirement money I wager
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Taily Puff said:
If I worked hard all my life, built a name and a reputation and a solid career, and had enough money to retire. And I stumbled on my only son's twitch stream and watched him complaining for an hour that he's in crippling debt before he struggled (and failed) to get a nintendo game running, I'd change my name, move away and leave no connections back to my old life. I'd also drink heavily every day to help ignore the nagging question, "Was I history's worst parent, or was my kid just always hopeless?"
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Radical Goodspeed said:
I agree on the bleeding his parents thing.

If his parents are sending him Christmas money every year to buy gifts for himself, and flying cross-country to do his housework, I don't think its a leap to think they cosigned on one or more of his "I'm totally an adult *snort*" life upgrades.
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Dragoonism said:
Im doing a "Phil" and just ask if we ever claimed that his dad was retired or a Noirrunner making things up?
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Dont wanna go through 3000+ pages to find where ever we mention his dad in 1-2 post on a page.
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JamFlowMan said:
So his dad's back is fucked at age 60 and yet he is still working full time while Phil may have hurt his back a decade ago and said "fuck it i'm just gonna sit on a couch the rest of my life." If he ever gets back to Connecticut how is he ever going to look his parents in the eye, especially if he flew there on their dime.
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1. I'm sure his parents are used to this.
2. Shamelessness.

Dragoonism said:
Im doing a "Phil" and just ask if we ever claimed that his dad was retired or a Noirrunner making things up?
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Dont wanna go through 3000+ pages to find where ever we mention his dad in 1-2 post on a page.
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Well, the narrative for Dark losing the Helicopter Job is that his dad retired thus Dark lost his protection and was laid off. I assume this is what they are referring to.

NursezillaX said:
I wish someone had been keeping track of all the times he's mentioned that 'this is when all mah bills are clearing!' and the corresponding time of the month, because I HAVE to believe there is absolutely no consistency and, if you tracked these instances, they would span the entire month.

This is such an easy go-to move for him to use to cry 'financial stress', and as automatic in nature as his 'nothing I could do!' or 'it dropped my input!' excuses in fighting games. No one, to my knowledge, has really tracked it like people have with his earnings, so it's an easy lie for him to tell and he says it at seemingly every point in the month.

And who the hells bills 'clear' over the course of literal weeks anyway? You can call just about ANY creditor, utility, etc that you have a monthly obligation to and easily schedule a new due date that works more in line with when you get paid. If he gets paid by Twitch around the 15th and has overdrawn his account a few months on a row, why in the fuck wouldn't he take the two seconds it would requite to make a few phone calls and reschedule when he makes his payments??

How could ANYBODY even consider giving this fat slug money to bail him out when he wont even make the minimal effort to help himself by doing things like this that would save him completely unnecessary and wasteful overdraft fees?? This has always been one of the more triggering things that he does for me...

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You know, this is something that hasn't really been mentioned. Given that he knows she got with him while she was with another guy, shouldn't the LAST thing he think about doing right now, given his financial situation, be getting married to some flighty golddigger who could up and leave him the next day with half of his shit?? Because, if she HAS helped contribute to the houses finances, it wouldn't be too hard to find someone sympathetic to rule in favor of giving her half if she can make the argument that she was contributing money to keep things afloat while hubby sat on the couch and played video games all day.

Might want to think this one through, Phillip. You know this whole 'soulmate' thing is just you taking the piss. Do you REALLY want to go the extra step of getting married just to stick it to your detractors further that you have a real life woman when she could walk out any day with half your shit?
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She'd probably have to stay married for a while for that to work, and she's also have to accept half of his debt. He doesn't have anything for her to take, really. She's never going to marry him while he's $300k+ in debt.
 
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https://thekingofhate.com/forums/topic/4582-phils-computer-hardware-setup/
http://archive.is/tPVuJ

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ZehnBoat said:
oh god please let kat and dave get married
kat would have him by the balls if they got married
dave would jump through hoops to keep her from walking out and filing for divorce
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I don’t think Kat is in any hurry to hitch her wagon to Phil’s rapidly fading white dwarf star. Maybe she loves Phil; we can only speculate on that matter. However, we do know that:

1. Kat has a full time job that takes place in the real world. I can see her tolerating Phil’s Miss Havisham -esque shut-in virtual lifestyle as long as he’s able to eke cyber pennies out of exceptional netizens. As his income declines and his debt mounts, I doubt she’ll be willing to put up with this shit.

2. She is attractive and in good shape. Phil is neither of those things. Maybe Phil fucks like Rocco Sifredi, but I think that’s highly unlikely.

3. Phil has no friends, ignores his family, and doesn’t want children.

I bet Phil is the one pushing for marriage, but Kat spins that “too expensive” bullshit excuse.
 
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Noob-Noob said:
I'm of the opposite mindset. Remember when Tevin did his surprise video on talking to Kat's ex?? He confirmed that Kat was a gold digging horsey wayyyy before she met Phil. She could probably leave TODAY with the revenue she's built up over the time that she's lived with him cause I'm damn sure she hasn't been paying a fucking dime to live in that house, up until Phil asked her to help out with the 16k he owes. She's compliant in all of his actions as well and even encourages his frivolous consumption of empty belongings, by wanting a cat and buying him hot topic t-shirts all the time. She's is a parasite. She'll stay as long as she wants to. Probably even after they get "married" to get that Alimony, like you said.

No sane person dates DarksydePhil, unironically. She absolutely has a long term game plan.
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But Dave told us she gives him a good percentage of her income. And after the last BEGmergency she said: Please Phil take even more. And he was: No I can't it's already so much. And then she again: No do it, I love this life we have together. And then he was all like: Okay fine, you stepped up for meee, reee.

Do you imply he puts words in her mouth (at least 1 thing he puts in) or made that story up? Phil would never do that, there is something wrong here. Let's write an email to him and ask him in all not-official; we'll kept under the radar, not drama inducing and protective of his adult business.
Has someone 100 bits? I'm all out of cash.

[ Friendly reminder, day 11 since the BEGmergency and his whole plan to make a drastic change is: Fundraisers. Aka shut up and just give me more money. And playing games ]

I swear I would kill my autocorrect if it was a living being.
 
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When doing a sub-forum search for the terms "Helicopter + Dad" I get several result that correctly report Phil's dad as having been laid off/let go. Strangely there are only 2 posts misreporting this as Phil's dad "retiring" from the helicopter factory job, yours and this one:
DiabeticShitheadPhil said:
Yeah, his dad got him the job at the helicopter fuckin' place and then when his dad retired, he ended up getting fired because nobody liked him or because he was too stupid to actually perform his job competently.
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Destro1986 said:
1. I'm sure his parents are used to this.
2. Shamelessness.



Well, the narrative for Dark losing the Helicopter Job is that his dad retired thus Dark lost his protection and was laid off. I assume this is what they are referring to.



She'd probably have to stay married for a while for that to work, and she's also have to accept half of his debt. He doesn't have anything for her to take, really. She's never going to marry him while he's $300k+ in debt.
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And you opened your account a few months after the @DiabeticShitheadPhil account was b& for mailing several 29" cardboard cutouts of penises to Phil's neighbor, that user also used to spurg out about doing troll tips to Phil and trying to charge it back. Reminds me of a containment thred we had to make recently for some strange reason
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Prince Lotor said:
When doing a sub-forum search for the terms "Helicopter + Dad" I get several result that correctly report Phil's dad as having been laid off/let go. Strangely there are only 2 posts misreporting this as Phil's dad "retiring" from the helicopter factory job, yours and this one:



And you opened your account a few months after the @DiabeticShitheadPhil account was b&for mailing several 29" cardboard cutouts of penises to Phil's neighbor.
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Lmao yeah okay

Why didn't you search "Dad + Retired"? Seems like the search term that would be more effective.
 
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thebonesauce said:
So he claims. What he doesn’t say is that he got the job because of nepotism, his dad was a higher up so they couldn’t banish him to unemployment. Phil was an asshole to his underlings and everyone hated him. When his father finally retired, they planned a party a week in advance because they knew Phil was finally getting shitcanned. He talks about how well liked he was at that job which couldn’t be further from the truth... He was so hated by his coworkers that the second they were able to get rid of him, they did.
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Seriously minimal looking on this subforum will reveal that his parents are commonly referred to as "retired" or "a retired couple"

I found half a dozen instances in the DSP Birthday Thread alone.

Your search game is weak, son.
 
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Funny you would mention the search terms "Father + retired" as @DiabeticShitheadPhil is again the only post to put forward this idea of Phil's dad retiring from the helicopter job. And there is a single result from one other user saying something they imagined about Phil's parents being retired during a flight of fancy and one result quoting them.
DiabeticShitheadPhil said:
This coming from the walrus who, despite having a job before (I hear his father got him the helicopter company job, but once his father retired, he got fired because nobody else liked him, go figure), hasn't actually worked a day in his life and instead sits at home playing video games, getting fatter by the day. Sad to say, but I think at the rate he's going, he's going to end up having a heart attack and dying while streaming.
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Panpizza said:
I thought about this some time ago. They're probably your average retired, middle-class boomers who care for their only son but are surely aware of what a fuckup and loser he is. Granted, they only get their perspective on Phil's life from Phil himself (who's obviously gonna lie about a ton of shit) - but there's no way they don't worry in private about all of his obviously terrible decisions. Phil's father seemed to make a genuine effort to shape Phil into being a normal, functioning, independent man; he got him an actual job, got him an accountant to handle his taxes, helped him move, and, I imagine, advised him on just about everything else (his car, his relationship, his spending, etc)

What must they have thought when they heard Leanna dumped him shortly after the proposal? I can't imagine they're surprised. It must be a shitty feeling being a parent and owning a guy as childish and loathsome as Phil is. Do you think they look him up online? Have they heard of the fapping videos, and all his e-begging? In my experience, most mothers will dote regardless of what a garbage person their kid is, but his dad must be extremely disappointed in what a pathetic, shameless, incompetent excuse for a man Phil grew up to be. There's a certain disgustingness to Phil's existence and attitude that I'm certain they've picked up on and are aware won't change.

It's very surprising to me we don't have more information on his relationship with them than we do. There probably isn't much to discuss - he treats his parents like living ATMs, and they consent because they feel a paternal obligation to their gouty-spawn.
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Destro1986 said:
Am I @thebonesauce too?




Seriously minimal looking on this subforum will reveal that his parents are commonly referred to as "retired" or "a retired couple"

I found half a dozen instances in the DSP Birthday Thread alone.

Your search game is weak, son.
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I only find 1 post referring to his parents as a 'retired couple' in the Birthday thread for the search term ' parents retired' and two posts quoting that 1 post so I wouldn't say it's how they are commonly referred to.
 
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Prince Lotor said:
Funny you would mention the search terms "Father + retired" as @DiabeticShitheadPhil is again the only post to put forward this idea of Phil's dad retiring from the helicopter job. And there is a single result from one other user saying something they imagined about Phil's parents being retired during a flight of fancy and one result quoting them.





I only find 1 post referring to his parents as a 'retired couple' for the search term ' parents retired' so I wouldn't say it's how they are commonly referred to.
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Try looking up "retired" and then actually going through the results.

Your insistence on using very specific pairings of terms is why you're only getting a couple of results.

Anyway, I'm done arguing with this 'tistic attempt at slander/doxxing, if the admins have doubts they know how to contact me.
 
whos excited for phil to put on a christmas hat and expect all the money his kiddie followers got for christmas be given to him?

you know, for all the hard work phil has given them throughout the year, the many laughs and enjoyable moments he has supplied them with. (dont focus on the hours upon hours of him bitching about his life and things everyday) just focus on the very few good moments phil has done for them. the very very very very few moments...
 
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Im not buying that it is detractors and fans all at once, not about 150 and not when it was around 30-40 a day ago around the same time.
 
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