Containment Random Chris Updates

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Probably?

All these places are basically autism warehouses, it's not surprising that they'd try and reduce the amount of freakouts somehow.

If conventions have fill-in-the-name tags, anyone who gives a shit about pronouns will probably write them on.

 

[Fleshy Sanik]

If conventions have fill-in-the-name tags, anyone who gives a shit about pronouns will probably write them on.

This opens up a whole new world of kiwi farming exeptional individuals. We can now misgender genderspecials on sight without having to speak with them

 

[DeathHeat]

Are you using Windows 98?

Burn through data like a Californian wildfire and I survive.

It's 1218. Come on.

 

[Snuckening]

So the great thing about Magfest and catering to the growing triggered community is that last year they had little add ons to the badges where depending on the color of it being displayed was a quiet way of telling people if 1. They are okay to talk to strangers, 2. It's okay to talk to them if they initate/have met you before or 3. Don't talk to them, stranger danger.

So a number 3 badge means anyone approaching you = them consenting to getting groped? Sounds convenient af. Chris could have avoided all that fucking around with 'attraction signs' if someone thought of those number 3 badges 15 years ago.

 

[Observatory]

I think it's fairly possible that Chris really meant naturist, and it wasn't just a spelling mistake. He's recently explained that wild Sonichus and Rosechus prefer to be nude. Rosechus get the dress and boots when they evolve, but still hold the nudity preference, apparently.
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Okay, who told him "Sterbenchu" was a good idea? Sterben is german for dying.

 

[AnOminous]

Okay, who told him "Sterbenchu" was a good idea? Sterben is german for dying.

Probably autistic Idea Guy shit.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Sterbenchu, Ted Bundy-chu, the 69 species of Sonichus and Rosechus are all queer Idea Guys shit. Also, Magi-chan appears to be 70 years old and Chris buttfucked Sonichu to create his daughter Crystal.

The fact that Chris largely retained much of this IG lore says more about him than the actual Idea Guys themselves.

 

[MahFibro!]

So the great thing about Magfest and catering to the growing triggered community is that last year they had little add ons to the badges where depending on the color of it being displayed was a quiet way of telling people if 1. They are okay to talk to strangers, 2. It's okay to talk to them if they initate/have met you before or 3. Don't talk to them, stranger danger.

That way, Chris will have some sort of guide of who is acceptable to interact with.

Provided he bothers to learn the color code to begin with.

IIRC, he did say he was 'good at reading people' before; so a color code would be pointless to him.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

Chris likes Tara Strong's the classic.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I guarantee that Blushing emoji does the opposite of what he claims he likes to do.

 

[DeathHeat]

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Chris likes Tara Strong's the classic.

I missed the part where Chris and Tara Strong were BFFs.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

I missed the part where Chris and Tara Strong were BFFs.

He's been following her on Twitter for years. She actually replies to him or likes his tweets every now and again, which for Chris is pretty much the same thing as saying they're friends.

 

[DeathHeat]

He's been following her on Twitter for years. She actually replies to him or likes his tweets every now and again, which for Chris is pretty much the same thing as saying they're friends.

But of course they're soulmates.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He's been following her on Twitter for years. She actually replies to him or likes his tweets every now and again, which for Chris is pretty much the same thing as saying they're friends.

No, it means she and Rena Sofer will have a three way with Chris after the merge.

 

[fiu0cm]

Chris asking why Barb interrupted his video:

Chris is sad that a 4 year old got shot by her 3 year old sibling:

Chris explaining why CPU is in his name:

Chris reviewing the Funko cereal in two parts. His main criticism is it isn't in regular stores:

Is Chris getting better?

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Random thoughts/observations:

• It's remarkable that as the days go on he looks increasingly like a shaved gorilla. It's just baffling to me that his face is so lumpy.
• Back when he was a (admittedly effete) man he would make some sing-songy noises imitated from TV shows, but from on he increasingly uses that sing-songy voice. Combined with his famed inability to moderate the volume of his speech it must be really headache-inducing. Does he truly think that girls talk like that?
  
• I don't remember the last time Chris actually looked at the lens when talking into a camera. I guess we're better off since we don't get the full effect of the deadlights.

 

[Kuruminha]

"WHY DID U INNERUP MAH VIDEO BARDARA?!"

The deep tone in contrast with his squealing voice is appaling.
He treats her like a burden ever since Bob died.

 

[Vivica A. Fox]

Why is he calling her Barbara now instead of Mother or whatever?
Also, is he really paying $8 for a small box of cereal? That's like DSP levels of bad purchase choices.

 

[AnOminous]

"WHY DID U INNERUP MAH VIDEO BARDARA?!"

The deep tone in contrast with his squealing voice is appaling.
He treats her like a burden ever since Bob died.

She's lucky he didn't just exercise his pimp hand by slapping her across the room.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

That's a really deep change of voice when he chastises Barbara for interrupting his video. He really has lost it.