Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mariposa Electrique]

She's lucky he didn't just exercise his pimp hand by slapping her across the room.

Its probably extra strong after working in the Taffy mine every night.

 

[DeathHeat]

I think he's just jokingly telling her off. He doesn't sound angry. And he calls her Barbara all the time.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Yeah it seems more like teasing, albeit inappropriate but considering their relationship it's far from abnormal for them. But you never know...

 

[AnOminous]

That's a really deep change of voice when he chastises Barbara for interrupting his video. He really has lost it.

It's like Buffalo Bill switching from talking to Precious to telling the chick in the well it rubs the lotion on its skin.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

lol, Chris also scribbled on the wall back in April. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Dick_Licker;_that_is_I

 

[nvrwastetree]

Is his tard guard the captain or is it someone IRL that follows him around?

Captain attempted to help Chris after the idea guy bullshit was brought foward, and I think he genuinely wanted to be Chris friend. Chris, as always, being his delusional, tarded, egotistical self, took all that help, and basically thanked his CPU goddessess, magi Chan, and the other imaginary creatures he loves, and basically spit in Marvin's, Nulls, and Captains faces, and didn't event bother to thank them. It has gotten to the point now that no one will really feel sorry for Chris if and when he falls for another scam (it's bound to happen). I think the only people in Chris IRL that he interacts with on a daily basis, is the teen troon squad, who validate and enable all the stupid shit Chris has said the past couple months.

"WHY DID U INNERUP MAH VIDEO BARDARA?!"

The deep tone in contrast with his squealing voice is appaling.
He treats her like a burden ever since Bob died.

Whoa there buddy!!! Holy shit. Chris went from his high pitch sing songy female impersonation voice, to straight up deep black man voice. Treat your mom with some respect Chris, it's not going to be long before her old ass dies and you're left with no one but the voices in your head to talk to.

 

[Mason Verger]

Whoa there buddy!!! Holy shit. Chris went from his high pitch sing songy female impersonation voice, to straight up deep black man voice. Treat your mom with some respect Chris, it's not going to be long before her old ass dies and you're left with no one but the voices in your head to talk to.

Haha it's 15 second video, it's like "nigga do another take.".

I do enjoy these little slips from his carefully crafted "goddess of love and kindness" shtick into the self centered brat he actually is.

 

[Observatory]

The tone and the way he calls his mother by her first name, as if she were an unruly child that he so graciously allows to exist near him is rather disgusting.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris asking why Barb interrupted his video:
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Chris is sad that a 4 year old got shot by her 3 year old sibling:
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Chris explaining why CPU is in his name:
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Chris reviewing the Funko cereal in two parts. His main criticism is it isn't in regular stores:
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Is Chris getting better?
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First it was syndication, now Chris is showing off his super tard powers as far as marketing is concerned.
1. This cereal will never be widely distrusted because it's a niche item targeted at idiots like Chris.
2. "Multigrains" slathered in sugar, cardboard, and preservatives are not healthy. Adding fanta mixed with semen to the food pyramid isn't health either. Just look at how terribly unhealthy Chris looks with that lumpy face and terrible attempt at woman voice. I've heard dogs without vocal cords make more engaging sounds.

 

[PT 940]

Adding fanta mixed with semen to the food pyramid isn't health either.

I can't breathe hahahaha

 

[Silver Octopus]

TL;DW
"Funko, please sell your cereal with double the amount of food and at half the price"

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

TL;DW
"Funko, please sell your cereal with double the amount of food and at half the price"

"Oh and please add more prettiful colors because I'm bad with subtle differences, PLEASE?! Thank You! Also, make it wheelchair accessible for mudder!"

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Treat your mom with some respect Chris, it's not going to be long before her old ass dies and you're left with no one but the voices in your head to wank off to

FTFY

 

[ShanghaiGuy]

What are the chances chris will claim magichan was the one shouting at barb？

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Haha it's 15 second video, it's like "nigga do another take.".

Chris's response:

 

[camopattern]

Oh my god the snow video feels like a classic vine instead of Chris.

 

[PT 940]

What are the chances chris will claim magichan was the one shouting at barb？

That's kind of what I hope happens, that way everyone can call him out for being crappy and lying for the 237583275897th time

 

[nvrwastetree]

That's kind of what I hope happens, that way everyone can call him out for being crappy and lying for the 237583275897th time

Chris think is 100% normal for him to use that tone with a elderly woman, Chris also think it's 100% normal for him to call his mother by her first name, like they're lovers. But Chris knows (hopefully) that if he pulled this shit back when he was in high school or his 20s, Barb would've threatened suicide, either that, or Bob would've smacked the shit out of Chris. So much for you loving your dear mother for giving you the birth, huh Chris?

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Okay, who told him "Sterbenchu" was a good idea? Sterben is german for dying.

That's tame, he once showed a list of all the "Special Sonichus" the Idea 'tards fed him and they stopped short of including a WeAreFuckingWithYouChrisYouFuckingMoronWhatsWrongWithYouChu.

For example, IIRC there was a Absentfatherchu or some stupid shit like that. Nothing suspicious if you have pudding for brains like Chris, of course.

It's remarkable that as the days go on he looks increasingly like a shaved gorilla. It's just baffling to me that his face is so lumpy.

Gorillas are ripped as fuck, they are kinda badass. Chris always striked me as orangutanesque.

 

[PT 940]

Chris think is 100% normal for him to use that tone with a elderly woman, Chris also think it's 100% normal for him to call his mother by her first name, like they're lovers. But Chris knows (hopefully) that if he pulled this shit back when he was in high school or his 20s, Barb would've threatened suicide, either that, or Bob would've smacked the shit out of Chris. So much for you loving your dear mother for giving you the birth, huh Chris?

I agree that it's crappy how he treats her but she did a lot of crappy stuff to him in his life, too. I certainly don't condone him treating her that way but I think he knows on many levels that she did plenty of stuff that screwed up him/their family.