NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[frozenrunner]

Not before posting all the dirty secrets he knows about the entire brigade of freaks he was nesting: i bet there's enough to end some career in the industry and generate an insane amount of drama

Figure out a way to make money on that and he'll do it if he gets desperate enough.

 

[JuanLee]

A finer account suicide you'll never see

 

[Clem Fandango]

He should just give up on the forum. It's more irrelevant than it ever has been, and the name is tainted by the SJW-ness even if most went to REEra

I would have had more respect for him if he said all that about unbanning people and clearing out his demented mod team like 2 years ago. As it is, it just sounds like him desperately trying to prop up his failing forum. What's the Alexa ranking these days?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Lord Virgin should clearly start accepting jewgolds from KiwiFarms to advertise on his fine website. We'll only libel Lowtax and some of the Era faggots, and the meltdowns on SA and Era would probably bring him some eyeballs.

 

[Judge Holden]

A finer account suicide you'll never see

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Also I know I am like a broken record here, but any aspiring dystopia writers among the kiwi niggers on this thread should really think of basing a deconstructionist spin on Orwellian totalitarianism on this chucklefuck forum.

Im serious, it embodies (in a pathetic and autistic internet way) every one of his concepts from doublethink to two minutes hate to retconning history in real time to blackwhite to duckspeak.....and unlike Orwell's IngSoc it is realistically falling apart under the weight of just how many petty psychos and fucktards wind up at the top of such a system in the absence of all the sane and rational people they purged

 

[Zero0]

So do we

They don't like us

Riot's take on the current year

Makes sense short term for their business

I can't believe it's the current year


Neogaf is a alt-right forum


What's self awareness?

Well moderated


The truly expceptional

They should pander to us doesn't matter how much money it costs them.

 

[Muh_Soggy_Knee]

Also I know I am like a broken record here, but any aspiring dystopia writers among the kiwi niggers on this thread should really think of basing a deconstructionist spin on Orwellian totalitarianism on this chucklefuck forum.

Im serious, it embodies (in a pathetic and autistic internet way) every one of his concepts from doublethink to two minutes hate to retconning history in real time to blackwhite to duckspeak.....and unlike Orwell's IngSoc it is realistically falling apart under the weight of just how many petty psychos and fucktards wind up at the top of such a system in the absence of all the sane and rational people they purged

I'd like to but I don't have the talent. However I have thought about it though.

 

[CrunkLord420]

So do we
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They don't like us
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Riot's take on the current year
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Makes sense short term for their business

I can't believe it's the current year
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Neogaf is a alt-right forum
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What's self awareness?
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Well moderated
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The truly expceptional
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They should pander to us doesn't matter how much money it costs them.

I'm honestly surprised DICE was able to spend money throwing a party to jerk themselves off while the EA board of directors are probably sweating right now.

 

[Jaimas]

He should just give up on the forum. It's more irrelevant than it ever has been, and the name is tainted by the SJW-ness even if most went to REEra

I disagree. The mere fact that it's no longer their personal hugbox is a triumph, however small, for Malka, and he's shown he actually does distantly give a damn about it. The fact that he's owned up to failures puts him well above other Lolcows, and effectively lets him dab on Lowtax, so there's that.

He has to be careful though. Poaching the wrongthinkers from ResetERA? Good. Letting them back in without keeping an eye on them so they can re-infect his forum faster than Nurgle's fetid cock? Yeah that's a fucking problem. If nothing else, however, Malka's shown to be a particularly spiteful prick and that warms my dead heart, since he's about as likely to show expats mercy for being assholes as ADF is to own a firearm.

 

[Zero0]

Tumblr bans porn

REEEEsetera REEEEEEs (Also twitter)

Only one ban so far


You have a pretty active :autism: community

I have no idea what tumblr is doing though

BONUS, over at Neogaf:

 

[Night Owl]

You have a pretty active :autism: community

"Tumblr."

"Nice."

At least they got one thing right, Tumblr is definitely autistic.

 

[Cut my dick into pieces]

At least they got one thing right, Tumblr is definitely autistic.

Even a broken cock is right twice a day.

 

[Slap47]

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http://archive.is/TQM8L

Platy is all over that thread posting tranny incel shit.

Yellow_Skin, Slanted_Eyes, Black_Hair

Very convenient to get rid of race tags.

 

[AnOminous]

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Yellow_Skin, Slanted_Eyes, Black_Hair

Very convenient to get rid of race tags.

>yikes

It's like verbal soyface.

 

[Ineedahero]

Tumblr bans porn

REEEEsetera REEEEEEs (Also twitter)

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Only one ban so far
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You have a pretty active :autism: community
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I have no idea what tumblr is doing though

BONUS, over at Neogaf:

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That last one is rough. It's hard to think of Neogaf getting better when you see shit like that, it's almost parody - 'when free speech was foolishly protected' what the christ. Did he get any push back? How did Neogaf respond?

 

[Dogs can't look up]

It's funny to see them still shitting on GAF. That forum is dead. It has like 10% of the traffic it used to, and I am pretty certain half of the active posters are just people from here and elsewhere trolling.

 

[Slamerella]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sc...anticipation-message-as-shooter-threat.85402/
https://twitter.com/nuzfungus/status/1070415344601313298

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate's anticipation has somehow caused a school to panic over a suspected shooting. Not only do I not believe this but no one seems to be fact checking this. The twitter poster is an artist who just has no real presence. It genuinely feels like a ploy to bolster numbers during the apex of hype for Smash Bros.

Archives of the original tweet and the original thread

 

[Dreamland]

People have "smash parties" at that early age? What is the world coming to.

 

[Slap47]

Whataboutism is a good deflection tactic. We no longer have to be logically consistent.

>yikes

It's like verbal soyface.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

What is this all about? Jaffe seems as spergy as the REEEEsetters, tbh. I'd forgotten I was even subscribed to /r/GGDiscussion, was a bit surprised when this manifesto popped up on my "Home" screen.

David Jaffe (creator of God of War) has a bone to pick with ResetEra. - ResetEra

David Jaffe (creator of God of War) has a bone to pick with ResetEra. - ResetEra (self.GGdiscussion)

submitted 16 hours ago * by suchapainhttps://twitter.com/davidscottjaffe/status/1070453036105924608?s=21https://youtu.be/-sbG89nF2XUThread

Be sure to tell him what you think in this thread since you know he’s lurking here.

David Jaffe (creator of God of War) annoyed by forum - Neogaf Thread

Seems some other website pissed off one of my fav devs.And he does not hide his feelings at all.

Thanks for making those games jaffe and staying true to yourself.


The drama only increases when a ResetEra user links this in comment #595

https://twitter.com/davidscottjaffe/status/516263250673930241#gamergate. I agree with this 100%. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ByoisKUCIAA1lQ0.jpgDrawn to Death #GOF**KYOURSELF (David Jaffe's response to giantbomb/polygon comments) - Neogaf (2014) 516 comments

Joystiq vs. David Jaffe - Meltdown - Neogaf (2007) 351 comments

Jaffe:"Is this biased journalism? Or is it just me?" - Neogaf (2009) 1321 comments

Egg headed man sticks it to Jaffe over used game sales - Neogaf (2009) 1170 comments

Here is his post from that thread. (he was a Neogaf user between 2005-2012)

This is the problem with the internet. No matter how clear you make yourself, people simply ignore what you have to say. And so I will now forever be the guy who opposed to used game sales (which I am not).

One day I will learn that it's just not worth saying a damn thing. Which really- to be fair- is the smart way I should be doing things. Let's make a deal Neogaf...right here, right now. Let's see if I can JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP for the next 6 months. No Twitter, no blog. The accounts will stay open cause I wanna go back to it I'm sure. But next time you hear from me will be announce of our game. Deal?

And I promise, the first 3 people who call me on it if I open my mouth in a non-game announce way (or in an official interview way or something official or on our official EAT SLEEP PLAY blog) get a free copy of the game we are making (assuming it goes retail vs. PSN, in which case, I can't get you a freebie).

Deal?

David

ps. and to be clear on this- what I am saying is interviews and press stuff and official EAT SLEEP PLAY biz, I am fine to do. I gotta do that stuff, it's my job. Catching me doing that sort of stuff doesn't get you a free game. Just my personal blog and twitter. Ok, cool. Bye!