Containment Random Chris Updates

[fiu0cm]

Chris really wants people to give other people birthstones:

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A father asked on twitter for people to support his daughter who's being bullied for being "ugly". I'm sure watching Chris tell her how pretty she is totally will make her feel better and totally not creeped out.

His face is getting lumpier by the day. Also here's the download for the video.

 

[No_one]

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Edit: I shouldnt shit on him for doing a nice gesture.

Chris' way of "doing a nice gesture" and trying to be supportive = making it all about him having problems which (unfortunately) didn't stop him and delivering his way past cool one-liners about zapping with a pile of toys in the background.

The only way he's helping is making people think "Well, I may be strange, but this guy brings it on a whole new level. I could show him to my bullies, maybe we could a-log him together ".

 

[Mason Verger]

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On twitter a father asked people to show support for his daughter who's being bullied for being "ugly".

Edit: I shouldnt shit on him for doing a nice gesture.

Brb, starting a beauty parlor thread on Gracie..

 

[fiu0cm]

Chris' way of "doing a nice gesture" and trying to be supportive = making it all about him having problems which (unfortunately) didn't stop him and delivering his way past cool one-liners about zapping with a pile of toys in the background.

It's Chris' autistic version of empathy. The only way he can be empathetic is by directly relating to his own experiences, rather than having a conceptual understanding of the feeling someone is experiencing.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1071455890954424320

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Ironically, getting carried away with empathy is pretty much impossible for him.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Lord, he's gotten to the level of even wanting Funko "boxes".

 

[Mason Verger]

I'm still trying to wrap my head around Chris having

Lord, he's gotten to the level of even wanting Funko "boxes".

he wants the cereal too, more specifically, he wants three times the cereal for one third the price. A deal Funko would be crazy not to make.

 

[fiu0cm]

he wants the cereal too, more specifically, he wants three times the cereal for one third the price. A deal Funko would be crazy not to make.

Funko isn't even the manufacturer, which is pretty obvious. It's some organic cereal manufacturer from California that sells some of its own shit but mostly does contract manufacturing. The manufacturer's own cereal sells for roughly 11USD/20 oz, and I can't imagine their margins are very high.

 

[Vendetta]

Why did you interrupt my video BARBARA?

 

[Soapshoes]

Hey how about we make Chris buy a pair of soap shoes I got three pairs and there's a guy selling blue scorchers on eBay if someone buys them 4 me because they are like 350 bucks I can resole em and make em red for Chris if he is size 10

Hey how about we make Chris buy a pair of soap shoes I got three pairs and there's a guy selling blue scorchers on eBay if someone buys them 4 me because they are like 350 bucks I can resole em and make em red for Chris if he is size 10

What's so dumb about soap shoes? Oh because u don't skate

What's so dumb about soap shoes? Oh because u don't skate

And I know Chris would definitely want a pair of real sonic shoes for sonichu

Maybe we can finally laugh at Chris if he bust his fat ass on a rail filming himself soaping

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1071455890954424320
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And keebler cereal beats them all real chocolate chip cookies in it

 

[felicity]

sounds about right fam

 

[Soapshoes]

sounds about right fam

it's not attacking him I was looking for his email

Does Chris even use discord or he's too basic for it

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Jesus Paper Airplanes Christ. Of course he's an actual WatchMojo fan. I have always wondered what kind of derptard watches that trash on purpose. And.. yep. This pretty much answers that question.

Maybe we can finally laugh at Chris if he bust his fat ass on a rail filming himself soaping

Seriously, where the fuck do all of you swamp people keep coming from?

I keep thinking I'll eventually learn that this ocean has no floor..

 

[fiu0cm]

Does Chris even use discord or he's too basic for it

Chris' email is pinned on his Twitter, and he does use Discord. Nice quintuple post.

 

[Xanax]

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1071455890954424320
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I absolutely 100% guarantee that it's just generic not-sure-what-it's-supposed-to-taste-like cereal that you can find in any supermarket in the world, but sold for more money because they've somehow managed to tie it in with the 21st century's answer to beanie babies.

Obviously the kind of brainless marketing that would appeal to a "collector" like Chris. Hold on to that empty cereal box Chris, if you're lucky it might be worth what you paid for it in a thousand years.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I absolutely 100% guarantee that it's just generic not-sure-what-it's-supposed-to-taste-like cereal that you can find in any supermarket in the world, but sold for more money because they've somehow managed to tie it in with the 21st century's answer to beanie babies.

Obviously the kind of brainless marketing that would appeal to a "collector" like Chris. Hold on to that empty cereal box Chris, if you're lucky it might be worth what you paid for it in a thousand years.

At this point, it's probably the most useful thing he's holding onto at 14 BC.

 

[fiu0cm]

Chris talking about his distaste for the SAW movies and complements himself as "strong-willed:"

He was responding to a video posted by MadMunchkin that I really can't be bothered to watch.

I absolutely 100% guarantee that it's just generic not-sure-what-it's-supposed-to-taste-like cereal that you can find in any supermarket in the world, but sold for more money because they've somehow managed to tie it in with the 21st century's answer to beanie babies.

I absolutely 100% guarantee it's made by a small organic cereal manufacturer in California. The cereal they sell themselves is 11USD/20oz, they're a distributor for some vegan and health focused cereals, and they're also a contract manufacturer for brands like Funko. Profit margin for small cereal manufacturers is very low, and it's likely that Funko is not making much money on the cereal.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Hey how about we make Chris buy a pair of soap shoes I got three pairs and there's a guy selling blue scorchers on eBay if someone buys them 4 me because they are like 350 bucks I can resole em and make em red for Chris if he is size 10


What's so dumb about soap shoes? Oh because u don't skate


And I know Chris would definitely want a pair of real sonic shoes for sonichu

Maybe we can finally laugh at Chris if he bust his fat ass on a rail filming himself soaping


And keebler cereal beats them all real chocolate chip cookies in it

Are ... Are you seriously replying and arguing with youself??? Also, if Chris wants soapshoes all he would need to do is tape or nail a bar of soap to the bottom of his shoes. Also, you believing you're a skater because you can grind rails with shoes is hilarious. But congrats though.

 

[AnOminous]

Obviously the kind of brainless marketing that would appeal to a "collector" like Chris. Hold on to that empty cereal box Chris, if you're lucky it might be worth what you paid for it in a thousand years.

Anything sold and marketed as a "collectable" is almost guaranteed to be worthless. Only rare/unique items of that sort in pristine condition even retain their value much less become more valuable.