Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

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What part of Kelly's body will she start picking at next?

  • Stumps

    Votes: 1,437 58.6%
  • Arms

    Votes: 367 15.0%
  • Hands

    Votes: 118 4.8%
  • Face

    Votes: 229 9.3%
  • Hair

    Votes: 117 4.8%
  • Face

    Votes: 182 7.4%
  • She will find an entirely new way of harming herself

    Votes: 827 33.7%

  • Total voters
    2,453
  • Poll closed .
Is it normal for anyone in ballet to have cankles?
I think her ankles were relatively normal prior to this latest outrage she has unleashed on herself. Even if she recovers from this... well, this fucking sickening self-inflicted horrorshow, she's always going to have some edema making her lower legs look stumpy. There's zero way all those tiny lymph vessels can ever go back to normal, healthy function after something like this.

Well since Kelly is apparently contradicting herself with every post I'm going to stop talking TO her and simply go back to talking ABOUT her.
I have a little pet theory that perhaps an amputation would be the end goal for this little pick-and-poop phase. If you think about it, her only real THING besides (poisoning) her cat and her (fictitious/self-induced) medical issues is ballet.
If she loses that she never has to risk being called out on being a failed ballerina, has a reason to be/stay out of shape and can tard cum the lose of what she will no doubt claim was her future career and something she excelled. She gets to be a famous ballerina in her head and words without ever pointing another mangled toe to the sky.
It may not be the case, but it def follows her line of thinking.
Yeah, there is zero sense in responding to her directly. She's an unusual case - a Munchausen's case combined with a complete lack of dignity and a willingness to say or do anything to get us to pay attention to her.

I echo your theory that losing her legs may be an actual end goal for her. It will give her an excuse for repeated life failures AND she will have a very unfortunate disability that visibly manifests to non-medical folk (unlike her bleeding herself out to achieve a "mysterious" blood disease), cannot be relieved by common sense (not living with abusive cult members and a boyfriend who carves her up), and isn't so repulsive other people wretch when they are around her (her current state is visibly revolting and smells like rot and gangrene). A woman in her thirties who loses both her legs to rot can be assured of deferential treatment for a while, feeding her need for attention and care and she will be able to give the impression she would have been a prima ballerina had she not suffered the loss of her legs.

I just wonder what she will do once her legs have been gone for a couple of years. By then people will have expected her to have shaped her life around the loss, to become active again, finding work, learning to care for herself. She will have to develop another chronic condition to get the sort of sympathy she needs but lacking legs she may find it harder to execute a Munchausen's sham or to find one that will get her the attention she needs without rendering her a Johnny-got-his-gun husk.
 
Yeah, I’m sure losing her legs would allow her to tell herself that she could have acheived her goals in life, if not for such an unfortunate disability. Nothing like a little self-sabotage to avoid admitting you’re an average, mediocre nobody.
 
Dyam, those legs look irreparable. Almost surgery time.
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Yeah, I’m sure losing her legs would allow her to tell herself that she could have acheived her goals in life, if not for such an unfortunate disability. Nothing like a little self-sabotage to avoid admitting you’re an average, mediocre nobody.
I am average, why do you keep putting her on a pedestal?
 
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Is that easy to fake? I don’t know much about what goes into a diagnosis for that or if it’s a popular munchie angle.
Very difficult to fake. It takes a wide battery of tests (blood tests, ct scans, MRIs, sometimes spinal taps), but the main symptom--demyelinization of neural tissue--is almost impossible to fake and almost impossible to miss once you've found the correct diagnostic test. Other disorders do have lesions in the brain as symptoms, of course, and MS can be mistaken for other disorders, but demyelinization isn't a thing that is easily faked.
 
Tell me honestly, Kelly. How familiar are you with the McNair unit?
Quite, but not the new one.

Kelly, nobody cares if you hurt yourself. You like attention, we like to laugh at idiots.

Please stop wasting the E.R's resources though. You are literally hurting other people and the triage nurses hate you.
Haha! If a triage nurse finds me to be a waste of time, they should quit looking obsessing over me on their phones. I don't "go" to ER.
 
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Haha! If a triage nurse finds me to be a waste of time, they should quit looking obsessing over me on their phones. I don't "go" to ER.
Sorry, I should have specified wasting medical resources in general, and the nurses at the hospital from your blood letting days (who worked triage) hate you.

You suck up resources from people who actually need it for real illnesses and not harming themselves for attention.
 
Thanks for talking to me. Where is your special thread? For good or bad reasons, you ass holes worship me and my "autist" ways. Infamous is still famous.

No one worships you. But infamous is still famous, that’s true. Do you prefer negative or positive attention or is it all the same to you?
 
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