Containment Random Chris Updates

[Benjamin Spooner Briggs]

How many demands has Chris made in his life, and why hasn't he realized that none of them ever work?

Spoiler: Off topic.

Anything sold and marketed as a "collectable" is almost guaranteed to be worthless. Only rare/unique items of that sort in pristine condition even retain their value much less become more valuable.

It amazes me how many people can see a wall of pops, take one off the shelf, and convince themselves that they are buying a valuable collectible/making an investment.

EDIT:
Just saw Chris's response to Gracie. That is the creepiest shit I have ever seen. :horrifying:

 

[MangledTwot]

Yeah, pretty much. It doesn't help that Chris has been enjoying Neptunia, a Japanese game series about little girls, which means the voices are probably ear-splittingly high. He's probably trying to replicate that because he thinks it's cute. The weird thing is, with some professional voice training, Chris could easily put on a passable female voice because there's absolutely no bass in his voice, he genuinely sounds as if his testicles never descended. It's probably the only thing Chris has going for him gender-wise.

Chris is too lazy to put in the work to do it, I think. His voice cracks and drops and turns in every which way.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I can't believe Funko Pops got a cereal.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

I can't believe Funko Pops got a cereal.

There'll probably be a movie at some point, because if fucking emojis can get their own movie, so can Funko.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Chris talking about his distaste for the SAW movies and complements himself as "strong-willed:"
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Hold, please. Nope. I need an adult.

I've never seen nor read the Saw movies // Twilight // MLP, & my brain retains nothing Sonichu-related for longer than 5m.

So ....is this Twilight a fucking pony?

I get that he's soapboxing about his delicate sensibilities & violence he [voluntarily] watched, as any feminine soul or IRL vagina-haver would be wont to do (amirite, ladies? ) words words whatever. What I need someone to tell me.. is this whole soapbox itself.. inspired by something that upset him bc it replaced humans w cartoon ponies... on what I guess is a death wheel?

Plz halps.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Hold, please. Nope. I need an adult.

I've never seen nor read the Saw movies // Twilight // MLP, & my brain retains nothing Sonichu-related for longer than 5m.

So ....is this Twilight a fucking pony?

I get that he's soapboxing about his delicate sensibilities & violence he [voluntarily] watched, as any feminine soul or IRL vagina-haver would be wont to do (amirite, ladies? ) words words whatever. What I need someone to tell me.. is this whole soapbox itself.. inspired by something that upset him bc it replaced humans w cartoon ponies... on what I guess is a death wheel?

Plz halps.

Twilight is one of the main characters in the current run of MLP, and the carousel thing might be a reference to one of the murder traps from Saw 6, but I have no idea what the rest of it means, unless he stumbled across some Saw/MLP crossover fanfiction. If that's the case, then yes, he is essentially saying he was horribly traumatized by reading about cartoon ponies being ghoulishly murdered.

 

[fiu0cm]

Hold, please. Nope. I need an adult.

I've never seen nor read the Saw movies // Twilight // MLP, & my brain retains nothing Sonichu-related for longer than 5m.

So ....is this Twilight a fucking pony?

I get that he's soapboxing about his delicate sensibilities & violence he [voluntarily] watched, as any feminine soul or IRL vagina-haver would be wont to do (amirite, ladies? ) words words whatever. What I need someone to tell me.. is this whole soapbox itself.. inspired by something that upset him bc it replaced humans w cartoon ponies... on what I guess is a death wheel?

Plz halps.

The autism is slathered on pretty thick this time. I think he's talking about the cartoon pony Twilight Sparkle. Chris finds violence towards cartoons as viscerally unpleasant, probably stemming from his belief that changes to canon are painful to characters. So, something depicting one of Chris' favorite characters being tortured and killed probably manifests itself in some way in Chris' cartoon dimension. I think Chris sees his cartoon dimension as a source of comfort for him, and seeing an uncomfortable cartoon apparently fucks with him.

It's also interesting to note that Chris refers to himself as a "maso," short for masochist, in the thread. I wonder where he learned that term from.

 

[No_one]

Twilight is one of the main characters in the current run of MLP, and the carousel thing might be a reference to one of the murder traps from Saw 6, but I have no idea what the rest of it means, unless he stumbled across some Saw/MLP crossover fanfiction. If that's the case, then yes, he is essentially saying he was horribly traumatized by reading about cartoon ponies being ghoulishly murdered.

Chris should get interested in "fluffy ponies" - the smaller, dumber version of MLP characters bronies make stories/pictures about, generally showing the ponies suffering and being abused. If he's a masochist he'd love it.

 

[Mason Verger]

The autism is slathered on pretty thick this time. I think he's talking about the cartoon pony Twilight Sparkle. Chris finds violence towards cartoons as viscerally unpleasant, probably stemming from his belief that changes to canon are painful to characters. So, something depicting one of Chris' favorite characters being tortured and killed probably manifests itself in some way in Chris' cartoon dimension. I think Chris sees his cartoon dimension as a source of comfort for him, and seeing an uncomfortable cartoon apparently fucks with him.
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It's also interesting to note that Chris refers to himself as a "maso," short for masochist, in the thread. I wonder where he learned that term from.

Chris is clearly poking around in the dark corners of fandom. You don't just stumble upon pony snuff. Perhaps certain friends are trying to kink him up, but going way back to his Sonichu rule 34 days he's shown that he's no stranger to seeking out cartoon debauchery.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Someone turned the tables on Chris and got him confused on which Twilight is being talked about. And Chris confirms he originally meant Twilight, the MLP character.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

What an unfortunate name for that pony. I'm going to have nightmares now imagining Chris enveloped in Bella and Edward's magical love-affair.

 

[Mason Verger]

Someone turned the tables on Chris and got him confused on which Twilight is being talked about. And Chris confirms he originally meant Twilight, the MLP character.

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Haha Chris you snarky bitch! I love it.

Long series of tweets about how he doesn't like things making him feel bad. Ends by calling someone dummy.

 

[DeathHeat]

Oh, my, but if Chris was REALLY a woman, he'd have gone through the Twilight phase.

I still remember the days.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris, on his taste in music. Britney Spears and MLP is "Awesomely Fuzzyspirational."

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Chris saying he used to be a masochist is surprisingly insightful, although naturally he thinks he's over it when the most masochistic shit he's ever participated in only happened in the last year.

Null is about to streamsnipe Mister Piggy. Snort Counter at the ready. All systems = go.

Why was the off-topic rating removed?

 

[Mason Verger]

Chris saying he used to be a masochist is surprisingly insightful, although naturally he thinks he's over it when the most masochistic shit he's ever participated in only happened in the last year.



Why was the off-topic rating removed?

Funny enough, after rereading it, I don't even think he was referring to him constantly devouring troll bait and attempting to not fall for it anymore. I think his simply referring to once enjoying the SAW movies, and finding them less appealing now.

Leave it to Chris to be accidentally on-the-nose self aware.

 

[PT 940]

Chris, on his taste in music. Britney Spears and MLP is "Awesomely Fuzzyspirational."

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"Quiver of positive"

 

[Xanax]

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1071868045344342016

This man is 36 years old. This man is 36 years old. This man is 36 years old. This man is 36 ye

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1071868045344342016

This man is 36 years old. This man is 36 years old. This man is 36 years old. This man is 36 ye

Anytime Chris says "my son" it makes me laugh. When combined with those awful stiff posed amiibos I am reminded of just how exceptional Chris really is

 

[DeathHeat]

It's okay to have an OC but can anything rival Chris's Sonichu obsession?