Best New Users of 2018 - The newfags that warmed our hearts.

[The Cunting Death]

I'm gay.

We knew that already, faggot

 

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@Zaragoza
@J A N D E K
@Heinrich Himmler
@sperginity
@Slimeball92A
@neural why did i only just notice he joined in 2017 im spasticated

also @dopy is pretty funny i guess

 

[Xerxers]

@Xerxers for sure no. 1

 

[Monika H.]

Aww!
Seriously, I didn't expect to get this much love, guys! I love you all!!

Let's make this a bait thread by adding a poll

 

[dysentery]

I'm currently having a revenge-rate war with @J A N D E K consisting entirely of feels, that probably makes him my contender for best user of 2018.

@Heinrich Himmler You are the reason I signed up here. Thanks for being awesome, my freund!

@Autism Man Just because baiting TeeJay never gets old I hope you're only on hiatus...

Also @dopy is a pretty cool guy, it's pretty great to see the sudden change in tone whenever he shitposts over a thread that's getting too serious.

 

[Vyxenn]

Longfurb

 

[Heckler1]

@Gengar is my pick. Really well plotted out threads.

 

[EudaimonianNiche]

@Slimeball92A and @EudaimonianNiche for spending literal weeks tracking down Woof.

@soryu is probably the person who should take the most credit for finding woof. He was the one who finally managed to locate the Ice Cream parlour that was essential to the case. Although a lot of people mocked the 'fire ants and ice cream' approach, it is what allowed us to narrow down the search area - woof's BeastForum profile, CubaRed account, and dating profiles were found near-instantly once Cuba was zoned in on.

For extracting woof's confession/apology and helping compile the pdf that provided woof's dox and detailed the case for woof prior to Slimeball getting the damning evidence from the animal advocacy groups in Cuba, @mono was a major contributor.

Also, many anons on lolcow.farm should enjoy credit for the amazing work they did documenting woof's ID back once the Cuban connection was made - Mono and I had to verify and construct a case from it, but they provided a huge amount of the raw data.

This'll be my last post on this alt. Bye.

 

[Grotesque]

@Grotesque is a charming fellow.

I can only be insulted here.

 

[soryu]

@soryu is probably the person who should take the most credit for finding woof. He was the one who finally managed to locate the Ice Cream parlour that was essential to the case. Although a lot of people mocked the 'fire ants and ice cream' approach, it is what allowed us to narrow down the search area - woof's BeastForum profile, CubaRed account, and dating profiles were found near-instantly once Cuba was zoned in on.

TFW I joined in May 2017, but thank you! I enjoyed cracking down the woof saga with you, Slimeball, mono, and the rest of the group.

 

[eldri]

As I said in the recent Phil thread, I nominate the Best New User of 2018 to find out if Phil's supposed stink ditch is real.

 

[UW 411]

I fudge names up a lot.
Basically all my fellow newfag chat lovelies. Honourable mention in terms of all members goes to @Heinrich Himmler for being equal parts sweet and devious, good show mein kahler freund, good show!

 

[Xanax]

 

[Guts Gets Some]

I love it every time @Cat Menagerie posts, because damn, is that avatar adorable. That alone is worth a vote.

 

[Autism Man]

@Heinrich Himmler and @dysentery are the only ones that stick out to me.

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

I'm legit annoyed I'm not on this list. Megalomania and narcissism are real people!

 

[Y2K Baby]

I'm legit annoyed I'm not on this list. Megalomania and narcissism are real people!

Well, you suck so.

 

[queerape]

@J A N D E K , they’ve got really good taste in music and are always fun to read. Kudos to you, bro.

 

[Cool kitties club]

@DanteAlighieri always has nice stuff to say in the political threads

 

[Rand /pol/]

@Dee Price