Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[raritycunt]

View attachment 611491 Guess she still wants that sceptum piercing?

...My god this is such false advertising.

Its not even sitting on her nose properly wow

 

[DarkSydePundit]

I will fully admit to being :autism::autism: here, but Amber's answer about that "Cocoa Puffs" situation made me suspicious, so I decided to look into it for fun.
Here's the incident in question (timestamped):

This video was uploaded on Eric's channel on June 27th. On Amber's channel the same day was a vlog featuring the beanbags going out to eat at a Mexican restaurant (where she ofc got double-rice) and going to the movies, where I'm certain they didn't get a tub of popcorn.
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Also of note, this was ONE week after the infamous "Eat With Me at Cheesecake Factory" orange chicken video, and around a week before departing on their "Pride" CF /Ubereats hotel room extravaganza food orgy. And there were mentions of going out to eat in the videos in between.

She truly expects us to believe that she clearly remembers this ONE day out of the weeks and weeks of gorging this summer that they were going to "eat healthy" but alas, Becky ruined it for them with a bowl of Cocoa Puffs.

Nice try Al. You can sass it up with 100 crying/laughing emojis but I'm afraid you're a LAH. And an asshole for using Becky as your meat-shield yet again.

You can spot a liar if they have the ability to recall a random interaction from 3 months ago word for word.

Don‘t question Amberlynn, Queen of Honesty.

 

[89elbees]

She's kind of reached uncanny valley level. Facial features are there, but the brain isn't quite capable of processing it all as a human being.

Her (uncovered) legs are her last bastion of true shame and dignity. She's gotten accustomed sliding in full body shots for CF coin, but she still genuinely freaks out of there's even a small sliver of ankle fupa peeking out from under her leggings. They must be really bad if even big AL recognizes that she should be ashamed of them.

 

[497]

Most breakfast cereals are fortified with a lot of shit, so characterizing even the sweetened ones as 'unhealthy' doesn't make sense as a defense for why you were seen freaking out at someone for eating them.

Cocoa Puffs has at to 10% RDA: Vitamin A, Vitamin C, Calcium, and Vitamin D.
Cocoa Puffs has at 25% RDA: Iron, Thiamin, Riboflavin, Niacin, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Vitamin B12, and Zinc.
Cocoa Puffs also has: Phosphorus 6% RDA, Magnesium 4% RDA, Potassium 2% RDA, and Copper 2% RDA. They also are fat-free and low sodium.
These are the amounts per ¾ cup 100 calorie serving. Becky looks like shes having two servings plus tard cum, so double those vitamins and minerals and add in some MiIk that has Casein, a slow releasing protein comprising 80% of cow's miIk, and whey protein and I'd say Becky had a pretty fucking healthy breakfast for 300 calories.

Do you want to tell us what was really bothering you now, Hamber?

Becky wasn't eating it out of a giant serving bowl and spoon (like AL's captin crunch mukbang with the cat). Maybe Becky was eating the cocoa puffs so she wouldn't feel like eating a giant Dove chocolate bar later. But it was Becky's fault not being able to stick to eating healthy for just 1 day so AL had to go out to eat since then. Right after they went to get a 50 piece chicken mcnuggies.

 

[Malibougie]

She’s too emotionless to be able to cum

Motion to never speak of Becky and cumming again. *gagging in my cocoa-puffs*

If the cereal fits into Becky's calories for the day, can't she eat whatever she wants?

Unless those calories belong to Amber. We all know AL doesn’t like to share food. Not even one golden nug of orange chicken.

View attachment 611491 Guess she still wants that sceptum piercing?

...My god this is such false advertising.

I want to know what app she is using to make her look semi-human. That app is the real mvp.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

Semi-human? I dunno, I think it makes her look even less like a person.

Y'all ever see the movie Cocoon? Her filtered pic reminds me of the aliens, all glowy, nose half-missing, eyebrows basically gone, basically just a mouth and eyes on a round face.

 

[Basketball Jones]

I want to know what app she is using to make her look semi-human. That app is the real mvp.

I know Facebook had a similar feature at some point. I don’t know what app adds shitty sceptum piercing stamps though. All the filters look the same and have the same purpose, honestly; to make your face look not like your face.

And Ambers face really don’t look like her face. But it’s so blown out that she doesn’t even look like a person if you stare too long at the picture. Its like a wax doll or something... a fat wax doll.

Actually, it reminds me some old picture of JonBenet Ramsey that I remember seeing on magazines when I was a kid. She was all hyper-airbrushed, caked with make-up, and had this (ironically) dead look in her eyes.

 

[Lulu Diamonds]

I want to know what app she is using to make her look semi-human. That app is the real mvp.

Seems like it's a snapchat lens, most of her selfies use them. It has automatic facial mapping, she's too lazy to use any of the actual beauty editing apps like facetune or meitu.

 

[Sparkletor]

I know Facebook had a similar feature at some point. I don’t know what app adds shitty sceptum piercing stamps though. All the filters look the same and have the same purpose, honestly; to make your face look not like your face.

And Ambers face really don’t look like her face. But it’s so blown out that she doesn’t even look like a person if you stare too long at the picture. Its like a wax doll or something... a fat wax doll.

Actually, it reminds me some old picture of JonBenet Ramsey that I remember seeing on magazines when I was a kid. She was all hyper-airbrushed, caked with make-up, and had this (ironically) dead look in her eyes.

I find comparing JonBenet and Amberlynn offensive.

 

[Basketball Jones]

I find comparing JonBenet and Amberlynn offensive.

Haha yeah...wait...*squints*

....

Well this is uncomfortable

 

[FitBitch]

I also think her legs already look like this. atleast I know her feet has that soft dainty pillow look to them.

That's just what her feet are like. So baby soft she slips and falls on them.

 

[ennui]

I found a comment thread on r/bgccj where someone started sperging in defense of AL, without mentioning her name but its obviously about her. https://www.reddit.com/r/BGCCircleJ...torials_is_lying_about_losing_weight/ebii1h1/
They also claim to have spent 30 minutes yesterday reporting youtube channels and comments for harassment. lol.

Spoiler

SRS If you think this is bad, you guys should see some of the stuff that happens on the vlogging community. This will be a long comment, mostly because I want to bitch (LMFAO SORRY GUYS I JUST FEEL PASSIONATELY ABOUT THIS) but also because this is semi-related and shows how bad things have gotten. This girl I've been watching since 2014 started years ago as a weight-loss channel that turned into a vlogging channel with some makeup thrown in, and sometimes she would talk about weight-loss. She has gained substantial weight since she started her channel, but it's very obvious that she has mental illnesses that are hindering her ability to lose weight. She's been made fun of so much that she's afraid to go to doctors to actually get help, because she doesn't want them to make fun of her. There are probably at least 100 channels that take her content and re-upload it, then add in animal noises or actually just Photoshop her as a cow or hippo. They change her name to include "Fat" or "Ham" or "Beanbag" because she thought a man called her a "beanbag" one day because of her size.

It's frustrating to watch her feed into the trolls by giving them what they want by posting binging videos, but she cannot work and YouTube is the only income they have at this point. Fucked up situation, but as someone who once needed money to live and couldn't find a job, I can relate to the panic of trying to do anything just to be able to survive. She lives in the same area, less than an hour, from where I lived in the states, so I know the cost of living and the markups that are insane there because you're an hour away from the nearest actual town. She is so socially stunted by being shut-in for years that you can tell even talking about big social functions affects her. As someone who has mental illnesses, and who is overweight, I've always felt drawn to her because I catch glimpses of myself in this girl. The anxiety, the self-hatred, etc. all just hits close to home, so it bothers me when 99.9% of her comments are people telling her she's doing great on her way to greet Death for Christmas. They tell her they can't wait to see how they fit her into a casket, they tell her they'll donate to her funeral fund, and stuff that's worse than that.

Thankfully, today someone posted on YouTube that a ton of hate-channels about her had been deleted. I spent about thirty minutes yesterday reporting a bunch of channels and comments, and two of the ones that were removed I directly contacted YT about because they had been blatantly harassing not only this girl, but ANY of her viewers that posted positive comments or encouragement. These same channels are the ones who have started saying that she isn't an actual lesbian, and is just saying she is because only women could find her attractive at this point.

I'm hoping that by YT doing this to these channels, that other channels will soon follow, and not just in the weigh-loss/vlogging community, but also the beauty community, too. I know it was ~thirty minutes~ spent reporting these channels, but if that's all I have to spend to help this girl get a little less hate, I'm okay with that. Call me a narc, call me pathetic, but nobody deserves the amount of hate this girl gets on a daily basis. She posted a picture to Instagram of her a couple hundred pounds lighter, from before her mental illnesses floated to the surface, saying, "I hate myself," and disabled comments. People went to her channel and started polls and discussions about if she would finally "do the deed" and fix herself for the last, and final time. Fuck them, man. Fuck them so hard.

Also, I wanted to add that I didn't want to directly name her because while she does talk about makeup A LOT, she's not a popular beau-tuber, so I just left out her name. I hope that's okay.

 

[raritycunt]

I found a comment thread on r/bgccj where someone started sperging in defense of AL, without mentioning her name but its obviously about her. https://www.reddit.com/r/BGCCircleJ...torials_is_lying_about_losing_weight/ebii1h1/
They also claim to have spent 30 minutes yesterday reporting youtube channels and comments for harassment. lol.

Spoiler

SRS If you think this is bad, you guys should see some of the stuff that happens on the vlogging community. This will be a long comment, mostly because I want to bitch (LMFAO SORRY GUYS I JUST FEEL PASSIONATELY ABOUT THIS) but also because this is semi-related and shows how bad things have gotten. This girl I've been watching since 2014 started years ago as a weight-loss channel that turned into a vlogging channel with some makeup thrown in, and sometimes she would talk about weight-loss. She has gained substantial weight since she started her channel, but it's very obvious that she has mental illnesses that are hindering her ability to lose weight. She's been made fun of so much that she's afraid to go to doctors to actually get help, because she doesn't want them to make fun of her. There are probably at least 100 channels that take her content and re-upload it, then add in animal noises or actually just Photoshop her as a cow or hippo. They change her name to include "Fat" or "Ham" or "Beanbag" because she thought a man called her a "beanbag" one day because of her size.

It's frustrating to watch her feed into the trolls by giving them what they want by posting binging videos, but she cannot work and YouTube is the only income they have at this point. Fucked up situation, but as someone who once needed money to live and couldn't find a job, I can relate to the panic of trying to do anything just to be able to survive. She lives in the same area, less than an hour, from where I lived in the states, so I know the cost of living and the markups that are insane there because you're an hour away from the nearest actual town. She is so socially stunted by being shut-in for years that you can tell even talking about big social functions affects her. As someone who has mental illnesses, and who is overweight, I've always felt drawn to her because I catch glimpses of myself in this girl. The anxiety, the self-hatred, etc. all just hits close to home, so it bothers me when 99.9% of her comments are people telling her she's doing great on her way to greet Death for Christmas. They tell her they can't wait to see how they fit her into a casket, they tell her they'll donate to her funeral fund, and stuff that's worse than that.

Thankfully, today someone posted on YouTube that a ton of hate-channels about her had been deleted. I spent about thirty minutes yesterday reporting a bunch of channels and comments, and two of the ones that were removed I directly contacted YT about because they had been blatantly harassing not only this girl, but ANY of her viewers that posted positive comments or encouragement. These same channels are the ones who have started saying that she isn't an actual lesbian, and is just saying she is because only women could find her attractive at this point.

I'm hoping that by YT doing this to these channels, that other channels will soon follow, and not just in the weigh-loss/vlogging community, but also the beauty community, too. I know it was ~thirty minutes~ spent reporting these channels, but if that's all I have to spend to help this girl get a little less hate, I'm okay with that. Call me a narc, call me pathetic, but nobody deserves the amount of hate this girl gets on a daily basis. She posted a picture to Instagram of her a couple hundred pounds lighter, from before her mental illnesses floated to the surface, saying, "I hate myself," and disabled comments. People went to her channel and started polls and discussions about if she would finally "do the deed" and fix herself for the last, and final time. Fuck them, man. Fuck them so hard.

Also, I wanted to add that I didn't want to directly name her because while she does talk about makeup A LOT, she's not a popular beau-tuber, so I just left out her name. I hope that's okay.

Sweet lord that was long winded

So it was a randomer reporting the channels then? That’s annoying.

 

[ennui]

Sweet lord that was long winded

So it was a randomer reporting the channels then? That’s annoying.

Yeah, I just happened upon it. People on the beauty subreddits get triggered over everything.

 

[Blathersnake]

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That looks really painful.

 

[497]

Sweet lord that was long winded

So it was a randomer reporting the channels then? That’s annoying.

I don't think Becky could write something like that but it sure does sound like her when they mention they are worried AL might kill herself and her mental illness coming to the surface after a breakup (Dusty?). They don't seem to know/care much that in the beginning AL was with Krystal and acted the way she did for Krystal's family and they controlled her diet.

 

[Twinkie]

Why is she posting about fat AL on some beauty guru chat offshoot? In what fucking universe is AL anything resembling a beauty channel? Like she doesn't even try to be, where is that redditfag getting their intel? bitch where?

 

[Masta]

Spoiler

SRS If you think this is bad, you guys should see some of the stuff that happens on the vlogging community. This will be a long comment, mostly because I want to bitch (LMFAO SORRY GUYS I JUST FEEL PASSIONATELY ABOUT THIS) but also because this is semi-related and shows how bad things have gotten. This girl I've been watching since 2014 started years ago as a weight-loss channel that turned into a vlogging channel with some makeup thrown in, and sometimes she would talk about weight-loss. She has gained substantial weight since she started her channel, but it's very obvious that she has mental illnesses that are hindering her ability to lose weight. She's been made fun of so much that she's afraid to go to doctors to actually get help, because she doesn't want them to make fun of her. There are probably at least 100 channels that take her content and re-upload it, then add in animal noises or actually just Photoshop her as a cow or hippo. They change her name to include "Fat" or "Ham" or "Beanbag" because she thought a man called her a "beanbag" one day because of her size.

It's frustrating to watch her feed into the trolls by giving them what they want by posting binging videos, but she cannot work and YouTube is the only income they have at this point. Fucked up situation, but as someone who once needed money to live and couldn't find a job, I can relate to the panic of trying to do anything just to be able to survive. She lives in the same area, less than an hour, from where I lived in the states, so I know the cost of living and the markups that are insane there because you're an hour away from the nearest actual town. She is so socially stunted by being shut-in for years that you can tell even talking about big social functions affects her. As someone who has mental illnesses, and who is overweight, I've always felt drawn to her because I catch glimpses of myself in this girl. The anxiety, the self-hatred, etc. all just hits close to home, so it bothers me when 99.9% of her comments are people telling her she's doing great on her way to greet Death for Christmas. They tell her they can't wait to see how they fit her into a casket, they tell her they'll donate to her funeral fund, and stuff that's worse than that.

Thankfully, today someone posted on YouTube that a ton of hate-channels about her had been deleted. I spent about thirty minutes yesterday reporting a bunch of channels and comments, and two of the ones that were removed I directly contacted YT about because they had been blatantly harassing not only this girl, but ANY of her viewers that posted positive comments or encouragement. These same channels are the ones who have started saying that she isn't an actual lesbian, and is just saying she is because only women could find her attractive at this point.

I'm hoping that by YT doing this to these channels, that other channels will soon follow, and not just in the weigh-loss/vlogging community, but also the beauty community, too. I know it was ~thirty minutes~ spent reporting these channels, but if that's all I have to spend to help this girl get a little less hate, I'm okay with that. Call me a narc, call me pathetic, but nobody deserves the amount of hate this girl gets on a daily basis. She posted a picture to Instagram of her a couple hundred pounds lighter, from before her mental illnesses floated to the surface, saying, "I hate myself," and disabled comments. People went to her channel and started polls and discussions about if she would finally "do the deed" and fix herself for the last, and final time. Fuck them, man. Fuck them so hard.

Also, I wanted to add that I didn't want to directly name her because while she does talk about makeup A LOT, she's not a popular beau-tuber, so I just left out her name. I hope that's okay.

If amber was a hint of some strong mental illness then she wouldn’t get so much shit, it’s that she’s not mentally ill that people give her crap for not trying. Tammy Slaton is mentally handicapped, which people give her some sympathy.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

Why is she posting about fat AL on some beauty guru chat offshoot? In what fucking universe is AL anything resembling a beauty channel? Like she doesn't even try to be, where is that redditfag getting their intel? bitch where?

Right? I was equally confused by the references to her posting a ton of makeup/beauty videos. Like it was a bizarre mishmash of people they're talking about.

 

[Twinkie]

*puts on thunkful cap*

I'm following this little reddit slapfight between the HAYDUR who claims to be from the facebook Hamber group vs the angry Ambaby dickrider who claims to have taken out the HAAAAAAATE channels Amberlard and Hamberger. It's not really worth checking out (though the Ambaby is screeching about kiwi farms and the other redditor seems to have no understanding what that is, ).... but reading their posts triggered a thought and since this is General I thought I'd share:

We know they still share a phone plan but Amber is sending Destiny money more than once a month, so it can't just be for that alone. What if that money Amberlynn is still sending to Destiny is for a due balance for damaging their last apartment? Destiny took off to live with Dana and Amberlynn trashed the place by letting her animals shit and piss everywhere. When that happens you don't just lose your security deposit, you get a nice fat bill for the daamages. Since they were both on the lease they would both be named and liable.

Maybe at the time Amber got Destiny to pay it by guilt tripping Destiny for ~abandoning her, but now that time has passed maybe she's afraid that the story is going to come out and make her look bad (rightfully) so she's paying it back to Destiny. It's one theory.