I'm late to the Amberlance party, but I seriously am at a loss to her whole vegan shtick. And yeah, this is old news, but I'm a whiny tofucuck and this shit is bothering me.
That's funny since AL doesn't even use tampons. Her hole is too small for them and she might not be able to reach down there. Lezbereal, the real reason AL wouldn't go plant based or vegan is because she would have to eat fruits and vegetables and cook more instead of eating out all of the time.
I guess I haven't been around long enough to know that big AL let twinkie use the inside of an apartment as a fucking toilet. How foul can you be? That sounds like a personality disorder if I ever heard of one. The whole "you fucked me over so I am going to screw you 10 x worse" attitude. Disgusting.
Converting calories to kilojoules, and then kilowatts, the mind reels at the sort of energy 2 million calories would generate and the things she could power.
I'm surprised she hasn't taken any fashion inspiration from the body positivity movement and starting cutting her hair short and colouring it green, blue, purple, and any other warning colour.
I wish I could go back in time to tell this rude, mouthy little bitch that she'll grow up to be a fat house bound cunt paying her bills by eating on camera!
Amber has so many people concerned about this blood clot in her leg right now that I had to go back and rewatch the vlog where she initially brought it up because I couldn't remember where this "diagnosis" had originated from:
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Who knows what's actually going on, but the blood clot business literally came from her random self-diagnosis, saying "it could be a blood clot, it could be a pulled muscle." Wtf?
Side note: she says she was so scared that she made an appointment already, but in today's vlog she mentions that she made one yesterday via the "wellness portal".
While this may be something serious, our gorl is nearly 600 elbees, her legs are lumpy bags full of fluids, she could be having diabetic nerve pain and ffs they have failed to hold up her weight several times just getting up to pee in the night. I'd be more surprised if her legs weren't causing her significant pain at this point.
The reason I've posted this in her SM thread is that I have a distinct memory of her complaining over the years about leg pain on Twitter, so I decided to do a quick search. Lo and behold, this is nothing new:
Without effort, I found pages of Amber tweeting about her inscrutiating leg pain:
It's TOTALLY UNFAIR you guys! She treats her body like a temple, yet unlike everyone else, she alone is made to suffer!
If you don't count catastrophizing her aches and pains and posting each and every one on Twitter, she handles pain like a champ.
This is just a quick sampling to give you an idea, there were ofc many more including some poignant poems about pain and the occasional passive-aggressive tweets highlighting other people's rude and selfish indifference to her agony.
I do believe she's in pain, but I question her motives on randomly throwing out one of the worst-case scenarios as the source of it, unless her doctor informed her she was at risk.
But her weight and inactivity couldn't possibly affect her health because she's perfectly healthy guys, so it's truly a mystery.
Edit: I apologize in advance for the length, I wish I could leave you in astonish with my succinctness, but I am wordy with a fierce tonight.
I'm surprised she hasn't taken any fashion inspiration from the body positivity movement and starting cutting her hair short and colouring it green, blue, purple, and any other warning colour.
That requires leaving the house, so there's no chance of that happening. Amber would have a hard time sitting on a salon chair for more than 3 minutes.
Slow healing wounds and joint pain can be symptoms of vitamin C deficiency, in addition to the beetus and being a landwhale. Amber might benefit greatly from taking some supplements, since we all know she's not going to change her shitty diet.
