Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[formerfatcow]

I'm surprised she hasn't taken any fashion inspiration from the body positivity movement and starting cutting her hair short and colouring it green, blue, purple, and any other warning colour.

Amberlynn doesn’t like short haircuts because they’re not feminine and dainty. She probably would be dyeing it more if she could physically maintain it because she did really like the “ombré” she had done a few months back.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Whatever it is, I am sure it's something that skinny people get all the time and has nothing to do with fat. I'm sure of it!

 

[Guardsman42]

I can't wait to hear the laaahs concerning the doctor visit.

You know right away 'So I'm not diabetic'. When she really fucking is. I'd say show the fucking medical report there Hamber, but given the current US President failed his checkup, so he wrote his own, Hamber would do the same and feel justified as she crams a bucket of lard down her throat.

Seriously, any one else ever basically get ill feeling when they read/see her?

 

[Bunny]

Fat scene kids made me so sad because the aesthetic was super skinny so they never had a chance.

 

[89elbees]

I don't believe she has a blood clot - I think she WebMD'd some vague symptoms and chose the illness that was least likely to be attributed to being fat - but if she believes she has a blood clot, why on earth would she not rush to the ER? That's not something to fuck around with. That's the kind of thing that kills healthy, normal-sized people by complete surprise. I've seen it happen.

In regards to her alleged upcoming appointment, I don't think we're going to get any real answers about her health, as per usual. She may or may not tell the truth about diabetes, who knows. I've actually seen folks on the 600lb freakshows who don't have it, so it's possible. Our gorl is a lahhh though so we'll never know for sure. It's really a moot point when you're 550 elbees though.

 

[Dovahshit]

I'm surprised she hasn't taken any fashion inspiration from the body positivity movement and starting cutting her hair short and colouring it green, blue, purple, and any other warning colour.

because that would require going out of the house and maintaining it, as for the clothes, amberlynn wouldnt find a crop top "dainty"

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

Chi

I can't wait to hear the laaahs concerning the doctor visit.

You know right away 'So I'm not diabetic'. When she really fucking is. I'd say show the fucking medical report there Hamber, but given the current US President failed his checkup, so he wrote his own, Hamber would do the same and feel justified as she crams a bucket of lard down her throat.

Seriously, any one else ever basically get ill feeling when they read/see her?

Chill out mate. We come here to laugh at her, not to get mad at her. Remember at the end of the day, she'll still be 600lb dainty queen and we'll go on with our lives

 

[Guardsman42]

Chi

Chill out mate. We come here to laugh at her, not to get mad at her. Remember at the end of the day, she'll still be 600lb dainty queen and we'll go on with our lives

I mean ill in the physical revulsion sense. Like your mind instinctively knows some thing about what it perceives is fundamentally wrong. Like when ever some one does those pictures of her from a few years ago and now make it painfully clear how she no longer resembles a human but some mutant from a bad sci fci movie.

Hey Amber, there you go, go be casted as the freakish abomination in sci fci movies that have a budget that barely qualifies as C grade. At least you'll have work for the last few months you might live!

 

[Masta]

Fat scene kids made me so sad because the aesthetic was super skinny so they never had a chance.

I’m triggered, why didn’t my parents teach me good eating and exercise habits at youth..

If anyone learns anything from these obese women it’s to not fuck up your kid’s childhood.

 

[Twinkie]

I don't think there's any fashion or subculture fad where fat people don't look ridiculous. They're fat.

 

[Masta]

Least case scenario it’s just joints and muscles being blasted by the enourmous amount of weight being inflicted on them. Worst case it’s a blood clot or diabetes related.

Now that I’ve seen she has complained about this leg pain for years, this will not be a wake up call.
I’m still human and wish for her good health even after all this shit.

 

[meepmapmop]

I'm not a monster (even though I'm on the farms so that automatically makes me one) and I'll feel bad for anything in pain or suffering. But if you do nothing to fix said pain and still bitch about it? Sorry gorl... look for your asspats elsewhere. No shit your body is in pain, you're freaking 600 pounds! The human body isn't meant to be like that...

edit: grammar is hard

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

Who has been the biggest enabler in Amberlynn's life thus far....Becky or Youtube?

 

[CindyChafe]

Who has been the biggest enabler in Amberlynn's life thus far....Becky or Youtube?

I’d say YouTube because Becky is replaceable. AL couldn’t make as much money doing so little work on any other platform but YouTube. I’m sure she could replace Becky fairly quickly even if she just had to legit hire a home health aide.

Not that I think Amber doesn’t “deserve” the money she gets from YouTube. The deal is get X amount of views and X amount of watch time which she does, like it or not. It’s shocking that she gets the views she does but she completed her end of the bargain when it comes to YouTube/Adsense.

 

[chicken wings]

I don't think there's any fashion or subculture fad where fat people don't look ridiculous. They're fat.

There IS something...

 

[sis no]

Amber has so many people concerned about this blood clot in her leg right now that I had to go back and rewatch the vlog where she initially brought it up because I couldn't remember where this "diagnosis" had originated from:

(timestamped for your convenience)

Who knows what's actually going on, but the blood clot business literally came from her random self-diagnosis, saying "it could be a blood clot, it could be a pulled muscle." Wtf?
Side note: she says she was so scared that she made an appointment already, but in today's vlog she mentions that she made one yesterday via the "wellness portal".

While this may be something serious, our gorl is nearly 600 elbees, her legs are lumpy bags full of fluids, she could be having diabetic nerve pain and ffs they have failed to hold up her weight several times just getting up to pee in the night. I'd be more surprised if her legs weren't causing her significant pain at this point.

The reason I've posted this in her SM thread is that I have a distinct memory of her complaining over the years about leg pain on Twitter, so I decided to do a quick search. Lo and behold, this is nothing new:
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Without effort, I found pages of Amber tweeting about her inscrutiating leg pain:

Spoiler: A shit-ton of tweets

View attachment 612811 View attachment 612809 View attachment 612808 It's TOTALLY UNFAIR you guys! She treats her body like a temple, yet unlike everyone else, she alone is made to suffer!
View attachment 612812 If you don't count catastrophizing her aches and pains and posting each and every one on Twitter, she handles pain like a champ.
This is just a quick sampling to give you an idea, there were ofc many more including some poignant poems about pain and the occasional passive-aggressive tweets highlighting other people's rude and selfish indifference to her agony.

I do believe she's in pain, but I question her motives on randomly throwing out one of the worst-case scenarios as the source of it, unless her doctor informed her she was at risk.
But her weight and inactivity couldn't possibly affect her health because she's perfectly healthy guys, so it's truly a mystery.

Edit: I apologize in advance for the length, I wish I could leave you in astonish with my succinctness, but I am wordy with a fierce tonight.

Eh its just growing pains

 

[Dutch Courage]

Who has been the biggest enabler in Amberlynn's life thus far....Becky or Youtube?

YouTube, of course. Losing YouTube would have dire and immediate impact. Imagine having a $2000 monthly food bill and suddenly you lose your only form of income while you still have yourself and another 300 pound mouth to feed (there are eight women between the two of them).

She is going to discover this when she finally lands in the hospital for one of the ailments she pops ibuprofen to ignore. The hospital will clean out her savings, and she'll probably have to send the boys to pawn her Lego and Walmart jewelry. If she is unable to vlog for several weeks, she'll have to live off whatever residual payments there are for old videos (which ain't much). It might be the only thing that gets her to lose weight. Losing YouTube might be the only thing that can save her life, actually.

Becky gets tagged as an enabler, but she's really just another lazy, weak-willed glutton like our heroine. Anybody who lives with Amberlynn will have to acquiesce to her demands; she will throw tantrums until she gets her food, like an infant. Those who won't put up with it will leave; Becky is just too slow-witted and needy herself to leave.

 

[meangorl666]

it could be peripheral nerve pain, DVT (which is more common in morbidly obese), varicose veins or even the lymphedema. Sciatica is also likely. She has no abdominal muscles to speak of and putting all that pressure on her low back to hold up 600 pounds is going to for sure put stress on the nerves.

 

[SweetDee]

Savings? lol

Big AL is fucked.

 

[Soda Sink]

lol