Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Assuming leaving rat traps baited with peanut butter or soda or whatever he thinks attracts 16-year old girls actually WORKED, what would he talk about with them to try and convince them to date him? He can’t honestly intend to just swing right into his “your babies will be healthier if I impregnate you” pitch, can he?

And if she says, “I don’t intend to have children,” what then? We know he just wants sex, he wouldn’t be deterred by that answer. So what’s his backup offer? Or does he think he’ll beguile them with explaining his board games long enough to get her to follow him back to his tiny smelly bedroom?

I feel like he puts all his efforts into concocting ice breakers, but would immediately blow it even if he did get any sort of chance because he has no idea how to hold an interesting conversation. I suppose he just thinks young lasses are as obsessed with the thought of breeding as him.

Honestly though, the way he tries to lure women in with taco dinners and snacks and sodas...does he think women are just raccoons? It’s always the promise of food with him. I don’t think he believes women have any interests outside of eating and birthing healthy babies.
 
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AbraCadaver said:
Assuming leaving rat traps baited with peanut butter or soda or whatever he thinks attracts 16-year old girls actually WORKED, what would he talk about with them to try and convince them to date him? He can’t honestly intend to just swing right into his “your babies will be healthier if I impregnate you” pitch, can he?
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That's the beauty behind Lucas and every other incel. They never plan that far ahead. One reason they fail so miserably is because people see right through this. They know Lucas won't know what to do once step one works. They know he never planned steps 2 through x. It's the equivalent of someone offering you a hungry man's breakfast and all they give you is a raw egg that's gone bad.
 
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Gosh, his mind is rapidly falling apart due to, being fat. I mean stress, of being fat.

Honestly he's in a bad place he has a bill like a real grown up now and failed out of school. Two of his tricks to get girls are shot. I'm frankly shocked have a few days off Lucas and all this insanity.

He doesn't read speak or understand German and buys a board game in it? He's never once spoken of his desire to learn it or the culture etc, newspapers are much better ways to learn once you have a rough grasp but that's implying he wanted to learn German.

These games are just pointless creepy and down right show his lack of thinking. Both in impulsive behavior but just the fact he's so mentally ill he can't string thoughts together.

I assume part of his 40/50s era high school fetish is he got some piece of media about how everyone had a best gal and settled for life, so he hopes he can talk some girl into him.

Being he's not going to school anymore, poorer and still in his flop house, he won't be able to bother the public also reducing some of our sweet m1lk.

It's no way a shock to say he doesn't grasp board games at all, or well anything remotely, esp socializing. So it's just odd he takes a niche hobby like that, he'd be better off picking something most people that age are into.

I suggest Lucas take a Fortnite dance class, it'll be a riot and he will lose some weight since he's a fatty.
 
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Aristophanes said:
His games go on sale soon. I was going to suggest that a brave kiwi puts some money down and go far as to test it (I even thought about doing it), but to do so would only encourage him.

To buy Lucas's game is to play a mug's game.
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I already broke down his advertising, no way am I going to spend money on such broken unplayable games. There's kitch and something to be said about owning somthing bad if you are in a hobby, for example a car collector may have a junker, like a corvair or pinto (no offense to them just they are univeral known as poor) I collect old guns and have one of the most feared due to poor quality guns ever. It's got a history.

Lucas board game will have no story, no quirk no amusement. It's just a pile of junk that's not fun and would feed both his fat face and ego if anyone bought it.

I'm not always anti giving cows money for a good or service, you know you get some le rebbit upvotes piss off some people and bring content to the site. It's your money you do what you choose, but I will not part with a penny to get these board games made up by a fat schizo who's trying to molest children using a fucking d20 for god knows what reason.

I'm not trying to be funny or get ass pats when I say I struggle to recap his videos, he's seriously mentally ill, stupid and lacks talent in games. It's hard to follow his broken trail of thoughts, I don't mind doing it because it lays out how fundamentally broken Lucas thought patterns are as well as what he thinks is clever and how many pot holes on the road to a game he's going to deal with. Buying one would be an all around lose lose and Lucas is super entitled so he'd not even be thankful for the 1 copy he sold. He'd spend the money at Taco bell and rage more people aren't giving him money.
 
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mothman96 said:
"The Wern" now has "Verbis" up for sale at thegamecrafters.
"You Must Love Me"-- spelled out with his stupid cards.

https://www.thegamecrafter.com/games/verbis1
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"If you like Scrabble and Carcassonne you'll love Verbis!"

Verbis has 100 letter cards.
Scrabble has 100 letter tiles.

Gee, I wonder what his letter distribution is compared to Scrabble.

So instead of wasting $27 on Lucas' garbage, drop $14 on Scrabble (or probably like $2 at Goodwill) and play it without the board.

I'd never heard of Carcassonne, but apparently the only similarity is that you place tiles next to each other. Carcassonne also appears to be from where Lucas stole the term and design of "meeples."
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Particle Bored said:
Carcassonne also appears to be from where Lucas stole the term and design of "meeples."
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To be fair to the Wern, the term "meeple" was coined by some Alison Hansel back in 2000 (as a fusion of the words "my people") and it just caught fire from there. It's not a trademark term and is actually defined in the Oxford dictionary. Lucas is free to use that word. The design doesn't seem to also be copyrighted/patented/what-have-you as there are many games using the meeple design without legal repercussions.

Even the company he uses to put together and shill his board games use the term "meeple" as one of their board game design products.
 
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So what was The Wern like before he went full telomere? He somehow managed to be in relationships and not obsess over teenagers and board games for over a decade of his adult life, right? Or at least not show it. What was the turning point for him? What did he even do for kicks? Why were these older women with him in the first place? Obviously not for his cooking and cleaning skills.
 
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Garfieldchu said:
So what was The Wern like before he went full telomere? He somehow managed to be in relationships and not obsess over teenagers and board games for over a decade of his adult life, right? Or at least not show it. What was the turning point for him? What did he even do for kicks? Why were these older women with him in the first place? Obviously not for his cooking and cleaning skills.
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Well, keep in mind we have Lucas's version of his earlier dating life. If it's as reliable as the rest of his logic, he could well have been seen as creepy his whole life, but maybe some older desperate women put up with a younger version of him for a while. Also, a lot of times sanity is a slippery slope. You think illogical thoughts, then reinforce your own beliefs, then it builds, and before you know it you're a telomere expert designing video games and leaving creepy notes to underage girls (see also politics).
 
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Garfieldchu said:
So what was The Wern like before he went full telomere? He somehow managed to be in relationships and not obsess over teenagers and board games for over a decade of his adult life, right? Or at least not show it. What was the turning point for him? What did he even do for kicks? Why were these older women with him in the first place? Obviously not for his cooking and cleaning skills.
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Schizophrenia often manifests gradually--you start off with only being a bit paranoid and autistic and then five years later you're wearing tinfoil hats and uploading gangstalking videos to Youtube. It's possible that Werner was more normal in his younger days and capable of having relationships.

Assuming he's not lying.
 
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Solzhenitsyn said:
Schizophrenia often manifests gradually--you start off with only being a bit paranoid and autistic and then five years later you're wearing tinfoil hats and uploading gangstalking videos to Youtube. It's possible that Werner was more normal in his younger days and capable of having relationships.

Assuming he's not lying.
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With some untreated schizophrenics, you can see the gradual descent down the rabbit hole, especially if they kept a journal or maintain social media.

They often start with coherent but rather insane ramblings of the inner happenings of their mind. Most of the time it is an easy read, smooth flowing, and presents the points they are trying to make. As the years progress and they start to worsen, you see a regression in the way they try to put out their thoughts. It becomes nonsensical, unstructured, repetitive, and often consisting of their own personal buzzwords being mentioned over and over.

This is only the beginning of Lucas' descent down the latter half of the rabbit hole.
 
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