Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Well I did find the game online for 12 bucks so, it's not a big spend, but Lucas has a history of overpaying often by double, then again when you don't earn your money it's easier to spend.

I'm seriously wondering about the board game thing now, he's tried every angle to get a rape baby on his hands, none of them cost this much or anything mind you. We know he's poor as shit and now has to deal with rent, so this is even strangers.

He's buying games that don't fit in what he claims he likes, when he explained his last car wreck of a "game" he pointed out he doesn't like dice and this game uses them. To be fair even on the wiki it was listed as one of the best uses of dice in any game. He's not into history while not a requirement to play this it's kinda set for people into it. Also in the wiki it's considered this is a good game for new players. This is Lucas attempt to gate way drug a 7 year old girl to rape. Nice.
 
If he's looking for ways to cynically exploit things that young people like, I am shocked he's yet to become a weeb. Those people are highly materialistic and I could see his fantasy of luring one in with physical goods possibly working. It appears that anything involving learning a skill is off the cards: is Lucas mildly retarded or does his self-aggrandisement render him unable to submit to peer review?
 
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According to insane pedo Lucas, it's a hate crime not to breed with him.


Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern


Generation X sperm is healthier than Generation Z sperm. There are studies. I've read them all. Your baby would have been healthier from me. Instead you perpetuated a hate crime.
 
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Lucas has somehow convinced his family to play Meeple Toss. Good God I hope they're okay...

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Lucas has somehow convinced his family to play Meeple Toss. Good God I hope they're okay...

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I'm guessing they just had her pose for a pic, posted it, and stashed the game away in a box reserved for Lucas. His family probably humors him with a lot of his more tame shenanigans, especially if they don't have to deal with him in person.
 
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Will he be sending them a copy of Inquest of the Telomeres or whatever it's called?
 
Why would his mom send Lucas any pictures of her granddaughters, let alone one where she's "playing" his dumb game, while fully knowing her son is a schizo pervert with an obsession with young women who has already admitted to wanting to fuck one of them? I get that keeping vigilance constantly is hard, and that a mother will always love her son and want to include him in normal things, but Lucas has no business knowing anything about his nieces, let alone getting fap and delusion-enabling pictures of them.
 
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Why would his mom send Lucas any pictures of her granddaughters, let alone one where she's "playing" his dumb game, while fully knowing her son is a schizo pervert with an obsession with young women who has already admitted to wanting to fuck one of them? I get that keeping vigilance constantly is hard, and that a mother will always love her son and want to include him in normal things, but Lucas has no business knowing anything about his nieces, let alone getting fap and delusion-enabling pictures of them.
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While his mother knows full well that Lucas is a schizo pervert that stalks middle school and HS girls and can't wait to get his hands on his own baby girl, it's to her advantage to hide the fact and pass him off as just being mentally ill. It is one thing to be the mother of a mentally ill son and it's another when the son is a pervert pedo with mental illness. Admitting that Lucas is a pervert pedo that even wanted to fuck his niece, doesn't mesh well with her social life.
 
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This is the only song Lucas will be singing this Christmas, as he sits alone in his room.

 
Girls don't want him, his dick and his schizo "magical" sperm, but he has his delusions of grandeur.

Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern 40m40 minutes ago


I bet I could cover a good portion of that about... now.


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Girls don't want him, his dick and his schizo "magical" sperm, but he has his delusions of grandeur.

Lucas Werner‏ @TheOnlyWern 40m40 minutes ago


I bet I could cover a good portion of that about... now.


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Wait, isn't Lucas infertile at the moment because of his meds?
 
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