Containment Random Chris Updates

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

We're mere days if not hours away from the first trailer dropping. I guess you could say Christmas will be coming early for us.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I for one welcome Blarms 2.0. It's deja vu all over again

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I guess the dimensional merge isn't gonna look like how he expects it.

I now wonder what he thinks of the Detective Pikachu universe. That's just what it is, a dimensional merge with real and Pokemon world.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Don't tell Chris this, but Sonic has blue arms in the live action movie coming out next year.

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Don't worry, the dimensional merge will set everything right.

 

[I am a nigger]

Calling it now, this will be the catalyst for the next saga

(I know it's not an actual trailer, I mean the movie itself)

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I'm closing my laptop and going back to RDR2 for a little while. When I get back, I want Chris's reaction. Stonecutters, get to work!

 

[DeathHeat]

He might comment on it, but it's the random shit that brings the biggest reactions.

At least nowadays.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

No, this has to be the thing that will break up his dimensional merge thinking. He may still think of this as a link to it, but I remain really optimistic here.

Reading the CWCki page for the Sonic Boom Saga, ah funny memories.

 

[I am a nigger]

https://boards.4channel.org/tv/thread/107006119#p107018984

 

[AnOminous]

https://boards.4channel.org/tv/thread/107006119#p107018984

People are claiming blarms but I'm not seeing them.

 

[ZehnBoat]

People are claiming blarms but I'm not seeing them.

isn't the only reason chris REEEEE'd over blarms was because of some facebook group?
i could have sworn it wasn't his own idea, but he did decide that was a hill to die on

 

[No_one]

Even if Sonic's arms are not blue, it still has the potential to trigger Chris. Check what people write on Twitter - they haven't seen Sonic's design yet, but are very concerned about his eyes (too hedgehog-y, not cartoonish enough). Saw some complaints about the arms too. Whatever Chris does, someone will surely be very vocal about the appearance of a CG hedgehog. Not surprising, since Sonic fanbase is 100% concentrated autism.

 

[PT 940]

Oh no...I bet this means another explosion of Sonic fanfiction, and not just from Chris

 

[CathysHole]

Calling it now, this will be the catalyst for the next saga

(I know it's not an actual trailer, I mean the movie itself)

Don't call anybody

 

[Done]

People are claiming blarms but I'm not seeing them.

If you look closely at the silhouette, the arms are blue.

I don't think he will spazz out as much, remember, he had Kengle back then adding his autism to the mix and egging Chris on.

Also, one more archive, for autismal completion sake: https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/107006119/

 

[Buck Mullet]

If you look closely at the silhouette, the arms are blue.

I don't think he will spazz out as much, remember, he had Kengle back then adding his autism to the mix and egging Chris on.

Also, one more archive, for autismal completion sake: https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/107006119/

If you look at the image close up, the arms are furry/hairy like the rest of the body seems to be. If the arms were canon tan, then methinks they'd be smooth. Thems some blue arms. Now all I want for Christmas is a Chris chimp-out.

 

[dacwcman68]

Chris, on his taste in music. Britney Spears and MLP is "Awesomely Fuzzyspirational."

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I like to think that Texas keeps the electric chair around for anybody that uses the phrase "awesomely fuzzyspirational"

 

[DeathHeat]

I bet you could mentiom it to him and he'd do nothing.

 

[Snuckening]

Even if Sonic's arms are not blue, it still has the potential to trigger Chris. Check what people write on Twitter - they haven't seen Sonic's design yet, but are very concerned about his eyes (too hedgehog-y, not cartoonish enough). Saw some complaints about the arms too. Whatever Chris does, someone will surely be very vocal about the appearance of a CG hedgehog. Not surprising, since Sonic fanbase is 100% concentrated autism.

Pretty sure Chris will demand that Paramount Pictures withdraw and re-release the Sonic movie at some point. It may not be a 2014 blarms-tier chimp-out, but considering how emotionally invested in Sonic he's been his whole life, I can't see him being able to reign in his autism on this.

 

[thismanlies]

If I remember correctly, Chris’ chimp out over blue armed Sonic wasn’t an isolated thing. Rather, a lot of autistic people hated the color change.

It’s one thing for them to sperg online (or in GameStop) but it’ll be another thing when you cram a bunch of them in a movie theater.