Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[Cedric_Eff]

I inherited some change from my mom. Black magic pays good. If she wants some adult time with me, I'm here in Gay Francisco, all naked an ready form her. Damn beers, I'm putting my chastity belt back on until she claims her naked prize.

Jacob... I don't know how to say this, but
Chris isn't going to leave Ruckersville. No matter how much you convince him to live in San Fransico, she's not going to budge. Last time she went to Cali was in the late 80's, that was to visit the dipshit brother he has.

 

[AnimuGinger]

I inherited some change from my mom. Black magic pays good. If she wants some adult time with me, I'm here in Gay Francisco, all naked an ready form her. Damn beers, I'm putting my chastity belt back on until she claims her naked prize.

You don't wait for the queen to come to you. You go to your queen.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Jacob... I don't know how to say this, but
Chris isn't going to leave Ruckersville. No matter how much you convince him to live in San Fransico, she's not going to budge. Last time she went to Cali was in the late 80's, that was to visit the dipshit brother he has.

Maybe they can have a Taffy pulling duet on Tik Tok.

 

[DeathHeat]

I thought the subject was Chris's mangled finances.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I inherited some change from my mom. Black magic pays good. If she wants some adult time with me, I'm here in Gay Francisco, all naked an ready form her. Damn beers, I'm putting my chastity belt back on until she claims her naked prize.

Jeez, you're a moron. Shoving chicken bones up your butt and chanting in tongues didn't bring you anything, it was your rich, white parents, who felt guilty over their defective gametes.

 

[Pervious]

Not really, shipping my gifts would have cost that much, but with my mom's money, it's just a drop in the bucket to bring her to justice. I'll do my stuff, and report her to Patreon. If she wants to keep her account, she'll send at least my Sonichu 0 this month and begin to follow with each until the series is complete. If she does keep her word on Patreon, I'll continue, if not I'll report her until they shut her down. Ripping me off is not a good idea, even for someone I'm madly in love with. If she was honest about the $20 tier doing nothing, but buying her toys, I would have still given her a few months anyways because it's the Holiday Season, but I want my Sonichu 0 as promised; autographed or not.

Am I the only one who feels disgusted when people refer to Chris chan with female pronouns?

 

[DeathHeat]

Am I the only one who feels disgusted when people refer to Chris chan with female pronouns?

Yes. He's a him.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Yes. He's a him.

He's a whore.

Not only a good song, but the title is relevant to what he said during the slap video.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

It's odd that there hasn't been much begging from Chris over the past couple months. Especially since the Chandlers paid their property tax back on November 8th (which is an expense that usually sets off begging). They also paid it a month before the due date, despite Chris's Patreon and Ebay sales having diminished in that timeframe. He made a small beg post on Nov 11th, a few days after the tax, but he's been quiet about it since.

 

[Mason Verger]

It's odd that there hasn't been much begging from Chris over the past couple months. Especially since the Chandlers paid their property tax back on November 8th (which is an expense that usually sets off begging). They also paid it a month before the due date, despite Chris's Patreon and Ebay sales having diminished in that timeframe. He made a small beg post on Nov 11th, a few days after the tax, but he's been quiet about it since.

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If he's still hoping the merger will render all his problems moot, he's fuuuuuuucked. He has a debt hearing next week too, I believe.

It's hard to tell, Chris has made large amount of money mysteriously appear before. It's still not clear how he paid off all those past due bills last spring. If he's pawning his shit on the sly, you'd think he'd trying eBay first since that almost always pays out a higher profit margin for him.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

If he's still hoping the merger will render all his problems moot, he's fuuuuuuucked. He has a debt hearing next week too, I believe.

It's hard to tell, Chris has made large amount of money mysteriously appear before. It's still not clear how he paid off all those past due bills last spring. If he's pawning his shit on the sly, you'd think he'd trying eBay first since that almost always pays out a higher profit margin for him.

No shipping involved with a pawn shop, and he may be afraid of getting anymore negatives this year

 

[Mason Verger]

No shipping involved with a pawn shop, and he may be afraid of getting anymore negatives this year

Still, no pawn shop in the world will give you $300 for an old Barb blanket. $25 for an empty Fanta can.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

Still, no pawn shop in the world will give you $300 for an old Barb blanket. $25 for an empty Fanta can.

He probably just pawns Barb's jewelry while she's asleep and tells her it's lost somewhere. Going to the post office and putting things is a box is seen as work to him.

 

[Picklechu]

He probably just pawns Barb's jewelry while she's asleep and tells her it's lost somewhere. Going to the post office and putting things is a box is seen as work to him.

Eh, he's still scared of Barb, so I'm not sure he'd do this unless she asked him to. Then again, he stole money from her (and Bob) years ago. On the other hand, money is different from actual possessions.

 

[Marvin]

Eh, he's still scared of Barb, so I'm not sure he'd do this unless she asked him to. Then again, he stole money from her (and Bob) years ago. On the other hand, money is different from actual possessions.

He grabbed their credit cards with the assumption that they wouldn't notice it on the final bill. Stealing something tangible is probably more nerve wracking for Chris.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

He probably just pawns Barb's jewelry while she's asleep and tells her it's lost somewhere. Going to the post office and putting things is a box is seen as work to him.

I don't think Barb lets him touch that stuff unless things get really dire, and like Marvin and Picklechu said, I think he's still too scared of her to pull something like that. I remember they had to pawn one of her necklaces when things got really bad in 2016, and the instant he had some extra cash he bought one to replace it. My guess is she wouldn't stop harping at him about it until he got her a new one.

 

[Mason Verger]

I don't think Barb lets him touch that stuff unless things get really dire, and like Marvin and Picklechu said, I think he's still too scared of her to pull something like that. I remember they had to pawn one of her necklaces when things got really bad in 2016, and the instant he had some extra cash he bought one to replace it. My guess is she wouldn't stop harping at him about it until he got her a new one.

I think that one has been re-pawned. I haven't seen it in a while and she used to wear it all the time. That's that white trash habit of putting bad money before good. Buy a $400 necklace for $600, a year later sell it for $200.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

I am sure as Barb limps towards death, Chris is less afraid of her. He's got the duck, he makes the rules now.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

I think that one has been re-pawned. I haven't seen it in a while and she used to wear it all the time. That's that white trash habit of putting bad money before good. Buy a $400 necklace for $600, a year later sell it for $200.

That would be fucking hilarious if that's the case. I'd be willing to bet that once Barb realized they could actually get decent money for her stuff, her opposition to the idea of selling the hoard lessened greatly. How much did that one guy pay for her musty old blankets again? Like two hundred dollars? I think even a master-level hoarder like Barb could be persuaded to let some of her shit go for money like that.

 

[Marvin]

I am sure as Barb limps towards death, Chris is less afraid of her. He's got the duck, he makes the rules now.

I don't think Chris fully realizes the power he holds.