Bunny
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I love how she uses the excuse that "oh I have a terrible habit of getting out of the shower and putting my wet hair in a bun!" k, but that wouldn't make it greasy hon.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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You tend to be immune to your own smells, however it's impossible that she doesn't get a whiff of her own aroma every now and then. She must reek. I can't understand how the people she lives with can tolerate it.
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The 500000 candles, was melts, air fresheners and plug ins help I guess and her skunk perfume
Malibougie
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I mean you can put perfume on a skunk or livestock, but...
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Thanks for letting me know you weren't serious. I was starting to think we were watching two different gorls.
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Her pedantry is one of the absolute most annoying things about her.
Captain Ahab
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Even if she were 6ft5, her BMI would still be off the charts.
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Soooo....this season's Top Chef is in Kentucky (heehee). Maybe Big Al's "casting call" (hahahaha) was from them wanting her to....to....to be a judge (HAHAHAHAHA) ROTFLMAF
Sorry, sorry---just the visual of that actually happening wrecks me
Sorry, sorry---just the visual of that actually happening wrecks me
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I think also a factor that contributes to her depression so badly right now, is YouTube. Obviously she’s no longer having fun making videos, I think she stopped having fun with it around the time her and Destiny were growing apart. Amber is taking as many “breaks,” from YouTube as possible, she’s never actually happy about her subscriber count going up the way that people who have audiences who genuinely enjoy them do. She never celebrates YouTube milestones, she knows that probably 85% of her subscribers are critics, and I can’t imagine how many speds are pretending to be fans to try and get closer to her so that they can get information from her or Becky or the fags.
She deserves all of it, but when I try to think about what possible thoughts could be running through her mind and the feelings she may be experiencing, Amberlynn (hopefully,) must feel, on a human level, pretty disgusted with herself. I’ve noticed how often lately she’s saying “People like, really think I’m a terrible person. Like they really think that.” Yeah, Amber. People think you’re a terrible person because you’re a terrible person. And GOOD people don’t have to continuously draw attention to how GOOD they are, because no one really fucking questions that they’re good in the first place. It takes no time at all to look at ANY ONE of her videos and see that she’s a scumbag. People are always disgusted by people who do horrific things like hurt or murder people, but people also get disgusted by people who treat others like garbage. You can be a shitty person and never murdered or raped someone one. Good people don’t toss around collateral damage like it’s rose petals.
She has to feel the shame of complete failure, or feel it on some level I guess, or... I mean, at least I HOPE she does. Even her successes are failures. 80k subs? They all hate you. Girlfriend who loves you? She’s hideous, rude, gd idiot, and only likes you cause she has a hard on for death and you’re plastered and ringing his doorbell, about to bolt and hide but you forget you’re 600 pounds and Death is skin and bone with a fucking sickle. “Friends?” Uneducated bumpkin fags who are gonna plaster your bare unwashed ass for everyone to see the second you leave that house. Been on YouTube for 5 years? Literally nothing to show for it except an extra 250 pounds, an (awesome) thread (with lots of hilarious and witty people <3) with almost 1100 pages dedicated to how much of a piece of garbage you are... and I can’t think of anything else. She has literally nothing to be proud of, and I like to believe that she is starting to see that and I’m really hoping it’s embarrassing for her. Just watching her videos lately I get a vibe that something is very different with all of them lately.
I’m also pretty sure the amazing “steps forward” regarding going to the doctor, seeing a counselor and getting a dietician, I bet money that she hasn’t seen, called, texted or emailed her counselor is weeks, and that dietician obviously was never a thing and we are never going to get the full truth about her health from the mouth of the whale when she sees that doctor. So again, no growth in any area whatsoever.
And not only has she managed to not accomplish one single thing including accomplishments with her OWN HEALTH, she’s managed to fuck herself super hard. She’s immobile with no backup or friends or family, and she’s fucked up her girlfriend so bad I’m pretty sure Becky will sleepily check her next girlfriends pulse every night or get extremely confused with she doesn’t have to wipe her girlfriends ass, or wonder why she flinches when someone raises their voice, or ask her new girlfriend “are you okay? Are you mad at me? What’s wrong?” When she finds out that regular relationships aren’t heavily reliant on the emotions of one person, and not every day is an emotional rollercoaster.
Oh and she doesn’t have any money saved from this time passed, she’s either shit it out already or it’s being burned to cover the scent of her failure.
If I were Amber, this would be the most depressing year of my life.
She deserves all of it, but when I try to think about what possible thoughts could be running through her mind and the feelings she may be experiencing, Amberlynn (hopefully,) must feel, on a human level, pretty disgusted with herself. I’ve noticed how often lately she’s saying “People like, really think I’m a terrible person. Like they really think that.” Yeah, Amber. People think you’re a terrible person because you’re a terrible person. And GOOD people don’t have to continuously draw attention to how GOOD they are, because no one really fucking questions that they’re good in the first place. It takes no time at all to look at ANY ONE of her videos and see that she’s a scumbag. People are always disgusted by people who do horrific things like hurt or murder people, but people also get disgusted by people who treat others like garbage. You can be a shitty person and never murdered or raped someone one. Good people don’t toss around collateral damage like it’s rose petals.
She has to feel the shame of complete failure, or feel it on some level I guess, or... I mean, at least I HOPE she does. Even her successes are failures. 80k subs? They all hate you. Girlfriend who loves you? She’s hideous, rude, gd idiot, and only likes you cause she has a hard on for death and you’re plastered and ringing his doorbell, about to bolt and hide but you forget you’re 600 pounds and Death is skin and bone with a fucking sickle. “Friends?” Uneducated bumpkin fags who are gonna plaster your bare unwashed ass for everyone to see the second you leave that house. Been on YouTube for 5 years? Literally nothing to show for it except an extra 250 pounds, an (awesome) thread (with lots of hilarious and witty people <3) with almost 1100 pages dedicated to how much of a piece of garbage you are... and I can’t think of anything else. She has literally nothing to be proud of, and I like to believe that she is starting to see that and I’m really hoping it’s embarrassing for her. Just watching her videos lately I get a vibe that something is very different with all of them lately.
I’m also pretty sure the amazing “steps forward” regarding going to the doctor, seeing a counselor and getting a dietician, I bet money that she hasn’t seen, called, texted or emailed her counselor is weeks, and that dietician obviously was never a thing and we are never going to get the full truth about her health from the mouth of the whale when she sees that doctor. So again, no growth in any area whatsoever.
And not only has she managed to not accomplish one single thing including accomplishments with her OWN HEALTH, she’s managed to fuck herself super hard. She’s immobile with no backup or friends or family, and she’s fucked up her girlfriend so bad I’m pretty sure Becky will sleepily check her next girlfriends pulse every night or get extremely confused with she doesn’t have to wipe her girlfriends ass, or wonder why she flinches when someone raises their voice, or ask her new girlfriend “are you okay? Are you mad at me? What’s wrong?” When she finds out that regular relationships aren’t heavily reliant on the emotions of one person, and not every day is an emotional rollercoaster.
Oh and she doesn’t have any money saved from this time passed, she’s either shit it out already or it’s being burned to cover the scent of her failure.
If I were Amber, this would be the most depressing year of my life.
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Her response to this would be "I have my furbabies and I'm a proud fur mama," but we all see how fat and unstimulated her pets are. It took her far too long to fix Rarity, and only did so when her subscribers had her back to the wall. Gorl can't do anything right.
a834604
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Excuse you, she is 5'3" and 559 pounds you ignorant ass. Her BMI is 99, get your facts right (laughing crying emoji x4)
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She doesn’t have any money saved because she knows she has no future to save for. She’s just waiting for death to take her at this point
Malibougie
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I just peeped her social blade and she gained over 7,000 this month. I believe she thinks that she can just ride this ride at this point. I mean maybe she can, but if I were her I would be motivated to keep the momentum going.
PS I thank cheesus that I am not her
PS I thank cheesus that I am not her
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Got a Twitter DM telling me an ALR FB group found the dietician, said that she commented on something and that's how they found her. Kinda looks like what AL described tbh, posted a photo of her certification and junk food on her feed:
https://linktr.ee/runwhole.nutrition
http://archive.is/4MYgr
https://www.instagram.com/runwhole.nutrition/
Thoughts?
ETA: an exceptional individual commented on her IG about AL and it was deleted. I hope no one bothers this unfortunate lady further but I would absolutely loooove to hear her side tbh
ETA 2: this dietician was also out of state for thanksgiving like AL mentioned (not remarkable or unusual but aligns with tinfoil)
https://linktr.ee/runwhole.nutrition
http://archive.is/4MYgr
https://www.instagram.com/runwhole.nutrition/
Thoughts?
ETA: an exceptional individual commented on her IG about AL and it was deleted. I hope no one bothers this unfortunate lady further but I would absolutely loooove to hear her side tbh
ETA 2: this dietician was also out of state for thanksgiving like AL mentioned (not remarkable or unusual but aligns with tinfoil)
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Bless her heart
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Hmmm. HAES, pro-carb, all about intuitive eating, no food restrictions.. I can see how this would be like
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We should kindly ask her to share her perspective.
Also good job Amber for describing your dietician with enough specific details for maniacs to find her profile and harass her.
Good Job.
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She is very talented at keeping her nutritional advice simple and easy-to-comprehend. No egghead doctorspeak for her. If this doesn't get you on the right track, what will?
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Hm. All of the junky food highlighted certainly can have a place in a healthy, balanced diet, but I'm getting serious quack vibes from this lady.
Hopefully her HAES views are more in line with where it started (not all health issues are caused by obesity and a lot of doctors can be very dismissive, refusing to look further than the patient being fat, etc) rather than the freakshow it has become (Tess Holliday). Probably not, though.
Regardless, she was in way over her head with our gorl. It sounds like she's very hands-off, letting her clients make all of the decisions, and let's be real... If they were capable of making good choices, they wouldn't need help.
Hopefully her HAES views are more in line with where it started (not all health issues are caused by obesity and a lot of doctors can be very dismissive, refusing to look further than the patient being fat, etc) rather than the freakshow it has become (Tess Holliday). Probably not, though.
Regardless, she was in way over her head with our gorl. It sounds like she's very hands-off, letting her clients make all of the decisions, and let's be real... If they were capable of making good choices, they wouldn't need help.
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Right. When I said she reminds me of Fit Vegan Ginger, it’s more than the wild smile and little eyes. Her feed reminds me of some pro ana ones that are “in recovery”, masquerading under nutrition but feeding their own anorexia/orthorexia.
Hope not tho! But the cutesy pics about overcoming eating disorders along side of junk food kinda tells me otherwise
However hopeful I am to hear this lady’s side, she might not say anything because she promised AL she would keep her info private. And I doubt AL will remark on this discovery publicly.
Hope not tho! But the cutesy pics about overcoming eating disorders along side of junk food kinda tells me otherwise
However hopeful I am to hear this lady’s side, she might not say anything because she promised AL she would keep her info private. And I doubt AL will remark on this discovery publicly.