That Bitch - Oh, god, here comes that bitch we hate...

[Man vs persistent rat]

When I first saw pics of That Bitch I asked a friend who liked her "is she pretending to be white?", and the friend said that she just had a bad webcam (every photograph was aggressively de-contrasted to the degree where the full image looked faded-out). She'd joined a FB community I was in and seemed pretty inoffensive.

Get to know her behaviour, and she does the insecure middle-late teens social climber stuff, flirting with males of note and playing cute in chat. Seemingly has no interests, even her weeb leanings seem very entry-level. At this point I discover that she is claiming to be half Japanese, and using a Japanese name with a European surname despite seeming to be mixed black or Latino in her profile pics. Fine, I think, maybe she just got more of one side. At this point her first nudes leak occurs (someone found her Tumblr) and she doesn't seem to care. There were several more, usually from the people she was cybering, and while I don't approve of leaking, once it does happen it's pure enjoyment fodder. Many kawaii gestures, overlays and held-up signs were had. Lots of Tumblr circa 2015 2 second, 10-frame gifs of an almost imperceptable hip wiggle/lean back, that type of thing.

Time passes and she meets up with one of the males of the group and fucks him, fun stories about his awkwardness ensue, but also stories about her hygiene and dullness. She has several other irl networking sessions with various individuals but nobody in the group cares because why would they. Around this time somebody had some some internet detective work and found her real name, which was so Indonesian-African-Who-Knows sounding I can't remember it, but that thing had a lot of syllables. It included some pics of relatives who could have been anything from Filipino, Tongan, to Indigenous South American. An admirable melting pot.

One friend was dating another guy in the community, and he kept cybering the Bitch and eventually left for her. It didn't last, but led to a lot of fun shit leaking out because it's usually best not to fuck over a woman who has an extensive DM history. My friend at this point had uprooted her life to move in with the guy in the middle of nowhere. That Bitch proceeded to attack my friend in an unusually aggressive way for a female, causing a lot of problems with her irl social circle, despite her being one of the nicest people I know. At this point someone going on the offensive who is known to cheat and has "make it rain daddy" MS paint captioned and gaping anus pictures floating around was beyond funny if it wasn't so damaging to the group.

At this point she had adopted a fully white name on social media and had legally changed her name to it. The more photographs that came out of her, the more it became clear she was using not only skin-whitening product but a ton of makeup that could almost qualify as whiteface. People got sick of her shit and she reduced her presence, presumably to farm another group with less dirt on her. By this point even a black member of the group didn't realise she had been LARPing all this time until the shifts became too obvious. Good call-out, SMDH moment in chat.

TLDR: weird lil' fucker who shifted ethnicities like Batman changes costumes, and was pretty shameless with her own behaviour but also in ruining things for other people. Her current bf probably doesn't even know who she really is other than her fables about where she is from and I doubt she'll ever introduce him to her family. Wish this was a don't stick dick in crazy story, but I don't think her casual partners lost too much other than their dignity.

 

[Orc Girls Make Due]

That Bitch we let into our DnD game and he acted like a spotlighting asshole since game one. He caused a bunch of drama behind the scenes and just made everyone SUPER STRESSED. Well, we tried to keep him around, purely for the narrative. That Bitch gets upset when he wants to switch character every session and gets called out on it and gets lolmad when my character doesn't like his new twink bitch boy. Lmao, This same basic bitch tried to swing the stick at me that I took in character things out of character when he stressed me out over forcing me into an ultimatum. THIS BITCH leaves the server and unadds everyone. Blocks our DM in the server to find new players and well, he's not coming back.

Me and my friend?: "Were just upset we spent money on his bitch ass for the group picture for Christmas..."

Here lies the biggest (or one of the) biggest bitches I've dealt with in my life.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

This same bitch. She's too much.

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This bitch saga continues. Aside from bitching about how she has no money, she continues to post photos of random shit she has bought, expensive meats like veal and swordfish and two XBox Ones(though she sold one...?). Then she'll turn around and make PSAs about how if you don't have any money then you need to be responsible and not spend it on cosplay stuff, but boohoo feel sorry for me because I can't afford to go see the doctor.

But just the other night she posted about how she wasn't going to be online for a few days because she was being admitted for being suicidal. A few hours later, she's conveniently back online and was discharged after enough people gave her attention.

 

[2_blank_spaces]

That bitch who's so Bipolar you gotta walk on eggshells around and wonder what'll be the next minute thing to set her off.

That bitch that's in a poly relationship and her 8 year old son thinks her side guy is his uncle...

That bitch who's so insane, she has no friends anymore.

That bitch that is too cheery everytime she says hi to me in the hall.

That bitch.

 

[Not me]

That bitch that I'm sadly related to

 

[Whale Lake]

That bitch who is in my family and the only good things she is good at are crying, whining, pointing out things that happened more than thirty (if not more) years ago, and getting absolutely angry if someone points out that no, things didn't go that way.

She doesn't have many talents nor culture, as she's "too busy" working her part-time job and "raising her kids" (which can be translated into: letting them grow how they want without really paying any attention to them. By now, her younger kid is a violent brat who will probably beat his partner to death someday).

The stories she tells revolve mostly around things that happened when she was in high school or during her childhood. If someone else is talking, she'll interrupt them a number of times to tell her version of the facts, even if she didn't witness when they were happening. If she did witness the facts as they were happening and she was the one that did something wrong, she'll change completely the story to put herself under a good light, shame whoever is trying to make her reason, and begin screaming that she is the victim and the other person is an insensitive asshole that doesn't understand how much she sacrificed.

No one particularly enjoys her company, but it's impossible to make her understand it because she got married to a guy that made it big, and that makes her think she's big shit too.

 

[2_blank_spaces]

That bitch that I'm sadly related to

Yeah this too

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Stupid bitch, dropped a great genuine thing in her life to focus on the superficial brainwashing distraction instead. And now she's becoming just like them.

Enjoy where your life is heading now, you bitch. Run and hide behind your delusion; it helped you just so much before we met, didn't it? And enjoy dying alone.


(This has been pent up for like 3 months)

 

[I got rabies]

That bitch that belittles everyone of his friends that are single because he's got a girlfriend and he's lost his virginity and he's had sex recently and all, I mean, that's the most important thing right?

That bitch that breaks up with his girlfriend and start being really depressed, don't show up at school (vocational school) the next day but oh he's carpooling 4 people so they all can't go to school either. That bitch that cries the entire evening and we try to cheer him up and tell him that's life and shit.

That bitch who didn't listen to anything we said and cut himself, then brags about it. That bitch who get back with his girlfriend a few weeks later and start belittling every single person again, and never thank any of his friends for being there when he needed support.

That bitch who again breaks up with his girlfriend a few months later. Same shit all over again except we don't bother helping this time. Cuts himself again, brags about it again. Starts belittling people again even if he is single too because at least he's not a virgin.

One guy decide to have an all fictional, made-up girlfriend because he's had enough of the belittling. Everyone think it's funny and pretend she exists too. That bitch asks if he would like to share her because they're friends and he owes him this. Guy gets pissed and explains him his girlfriend isn't an object he can just share because she has feelings and is another human being. That bitch says he's just jealous she might like him more and leave him for a real man, not a little virgin.

That bitch ask around to get the fictive girlfriend's phone number. Someone gives him a kik adress. Later that day he tells "her" to leave a virgin and hook up with an alpha male with experience. "She" replies to go fuck himself. That bitch cries and whines that he's single and life is unfair.

And that's chapter 1 of a bitch in my life. I could probably fill an entire diary of his bullshit. He's more of a lolcow than a bitch if you don't personally know him though.

 

[Candidae]

That bitch that belittles everyone of his friends that are single because he's got a girlfriend and he's lost his virginity and he's had sex recently and all, I mean, that's the most important thing right?

That bitch that breaks up with his girlfriend and start being really depressed, don't show up at school (vocational school) the next day but oh he's carpooling 4 people so they all can't go to school either. That bitch that cries the entire evening and we try to cheer him up and tell him that's life and shit.

That bitch who didn't listen to anything we said and cut himself, then brags about it. That bitch who get back with his girlfriend a few weeks later and start belittling every single person again, and never thank any of his friends for being there when he needed support.

That bitch who again breaks up with his girlfriend a few months later. Same shit all over again except we don't bother helping this time. Cuts himself again, brags about it again. Starts belittling people again even if he is single too because at least he's not a virgin.

One guy decide to have an all fictional, made-up girlfriend because he's had enough of the belittling. Everyone think it's funny and pretend she exists too. That bitch asks if he would like to share her because they're friends and he owes him this. Guy gets pissed and explains him his girlfriend isn't an object he can just share because she has feelings and is another human being. That bitch says he's just jealous she might like him more and leave him for a real man, not a little virgin.

That bitch ask around to get the fictive girlfriend's phone number. Someone gives him a kik adress. Later that day he tells "her" to leave a virgin and hook up with an alpha male with experience. "She" replies to go fuck himself. That bitch cries and whines that he's single and life is unfair.

And that's chapter 1 of a bitch in my life. I could probably fill an entire diary of his bullshit. He's more of a lolcow than a bitch if you don't personally know him though.

Ok, this Bitch is hilarious and pathetic. Good on your friend for shutting the Bitch down with that "girlfriend". Did he actually cut himself or is this just based on what he said? Cause I wouldn't believe him unless there was proof given what a little bitch he is (especially considering he actually bragged about it)
If you feel like telling any more stories please do tell!

 

[AbraCadaver]

Ok, this Bitch is hilarious and pathetic. Good on your friend for shutting the Bitch down with that "girlfriend". Did he actually cut himself or is this just based on what he said? Cause I wouldn't believe him unless there was proof given what a little bitch he is (especially considering he actually bragged about it)
If you feel like telling any more stories please do tell!

Ditto!

Also this one goes out to all the Bitches who fucking complain about how haaaaaard their life is because they can’t do what they want and follow their dreams, but when pushed they admit they’re aren’t doing anything to attempt their dreams, not even the most basic shit in the world. They have an excuse for EVERYTHING and it’s not their fault for not trying to go after what they want, it’s the world’s fault for not letting them.

One told me that he couldn’t become a writer by starting with some creative writing exercises, because then he would have a bunch more pieces of paper in his room and it’s already SO MESSY. But throwing them out is impossible because that’s wasteful. And typing it on the pc is too hard because if you don’t have it on paper what’s the point. Jesus fucking christ.

 

[I got rabies]

Ok, this Bitch is hilarious and pathetic. Good on your friend for shutting the Bitch down with that "girlfriend". Did he actually cut himself or is this just based on what he said? Cause I wouldn't believe him unless there was proof given what a little bitch he is (especially considering he actually bragged about it)
If you feel like telling any more stories please do tell!

I don't know, he could have but as you said, he's some little bitch so probably not. But the fact that he brags about it takes the cake because it's pathetic whether he actually did or not. He doesn't brag openly, more like he privately tells me with pride and a wide smile that he did and I'm like "oh ok but why?" and he says "I dunno I felt like it". When I tell the others he told me that, most replied that he had the same private talk with them too.

And typing it on the pc is too hard because if you don’t have it on paper what’s the point. Jesus fucking christ.

If he wants it on paper he could just print it?

 

[AbraCadaver]

I don't know, he could have but as you said, he's some little bitch so probably not. But the fact that he brags about it takes the cake because it's pathetic whether he actually did or not. He doesn't brag openly, more like he privately tells me with pride and a wide smile that he did and I'm like "oh ok but why?" and he says "I dunno I felt like it". When I tell the others he told me that, most replied that he had the same private talk with them too.


If he wants it on paper he could just print it?

Mate why are you friends with this guy, he sounds like the world’s neediest, most insecure little bitch ever. Don’t gimme that “well he just kind of hangs with our whole group” shit, tell him to fuck right off and don’t come back. Clearly your other friends don’t like him either.

 

[Popoto]

That bitch who trooned the fuck out, claimed to be lesbian, started fretting about freezing jizz necauss siring a child is the most feminine thing anyone ever can do, and wants to pursue and meet women to be brood mare, then turns around and gets some guy. Of course it is some guy. What actual woman would put up with that bullshit?

That bitch always seems to be having or faking a life crisis. Constantly accuses parents of abuse or neglect and asking for freeloader space to escape this apparent danger, but continues to live just fiiiine because the abuse is not real and their precious ass cannot deal with couches.

That bitch sobbed and cried about being rejected for internships so you arrange one. That bitch behaves like an idiot and unprofessionally, and when reprimanded, demands that you teach them how to do her job since you arranged it for them.

That bitch, a few days later, casually shrugs off the notes you made for that job because of "more important things to deal with, btw actually tried to commit suicide in front of her mother the other day". That bitch proceeds to use this as an excuse to not even thank the internship place when they refer a different place instead of just kicking their unprofessional ass to the curb.

That bitch who never has money and will endlessly complain about any sort of plans costing money, but posts selfies with new random ass stupid internet purchase every few weeks.

That bitch who always claims to be going through emotional turmoil but finds all the time in the world to scream about troon creeds on the internet and have fights with people online. Maybe stop fighting over troon creed online then...?

If only that bitch would at least gain some notoriety, but sadly their basic mediocre bitchery will never be worth kiwi farms.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

That bitch who trooned the fuck out, claimed to be lesbian, started fretting about freezing jizz necauss siring a child is the most feminine thing anyone ever can do, and wants to pursue and meet women to be brood mare, then turns around and gets some guy. Of course it is some guy. What actual woman would put up with that bullshit?

Most of the "lesbians" I have known mysteriously only have boyfriends. The occasional one-night stand doesn't make your bisexuality any less boring.

 

[Candidae]

Ugh, fuck it, I wanna vent
That fat bitch who apparently was anorexic so I put in the effort for her to create her a healthy diet that would both help her lose weight while still getting all the nutrition she needed to be healthy that she threw out because she suddenly had a boyfriend so didn't think her health mattered (being healthy is only to get a boyfriend after all). Despite her continuingly complaining about her size and her malnutrition of course
That bitch that ditches her friends for planned events because even though she's in her 20s she acts like having a boyfriend means she can randomly ignore everyone around her and they'll still be there for her later when he didn't feel like doing anything some day. And sadly I was there for when she was bored and wanted a day away from him (very rarely but it happened, then middle of the day she'd run back to him cause he casually wondered where she was and that was reason to leave me stranded in the mall and drive to his place)
The bitch who cheats on all her exes because she needs a sure thing before leaving them and requires a relationship to live. She literally can't stand not being in a totally codependent relationship, it's scary for an adult well past high school
That same bitch who cries when her relationships cheat on her back
That bitch who I saw eat a really shit diet yet wonder why she had no energy despite me trying to teach her basic nutrition anyone could understand no matter how stupid (or so I thought)
That bitch who forced herself to drink and "like" coffee cause her bf did so she pumped her coffee with sugar to drown the flavor, drank it multiple times a day then wondered why she'd crash in the middle of the day (after not eating breakfast cause "fasting diet").
Then that bitch would eat a massive and unhealthy dinner and wonder why she never lost her big stomach. (Sugar coffee in the morning, coffee shop for a bagel and more sugary and overpriced coffee after, then pizza at night. Not going to make her thin, not going to make her feel good)
That bitch who then threw our friendship away because she believed in some rumour that I intended to "steal" her bf like three months after they broke up (i didn't, and they were beyond broken up then anyways and she found some other guy to date near the end of that relationship so what did it matter if I actually did? He even apparently warned her he was going to end it for various reasons well before he and I even really met)
Anyways, she's now out of my life, still probably eating like shit, and probably has like ten boyfriends somehow. Shame she ended it cause I was her only friend who actually didn't talk shit about her (until now and anonymously) behind her back. Yes I put up with her, no it wasn't worth it, but she was someone I cared for as pathetic as that is to say. I really did think of her as one of my best friends even if it wasn't even remotely shown back. I tried to teach her to be her own person for years but it got thrown away because of a freaking ex boyfriend she should have been over the moment she fucked some other guy. I'm probably going to regret venting this but my god I needed to vent at least a bit about this particular bitch!

 

[I got rabies]

Mate why are you friends with this guy, he sounds like the world’s neediest, most insecure little bitch ever. Don’t gimme that “well he just kind of hangs with our whole group” shit, tell him to fuck right off and don’t come back. Clearly your other friends don’t like him either.

He's carpooling people, that's literally the only reason lol. The reason he got back with his girlfriend is because she needed it too, the dates when she came back to him and left him a second time coincide perfectly with a job she got (and lost).

 

[AbraCadaver]

He's carpooling people, that's literally the only reason lol. The reason he got back with his girlfriend is because she needed it too, the dates when she came back to him and left him a second time coincide perfectly with a job she got (and lost).

One of you people need to get a car mate

 

[A Beached Whale]

That bitch I follow on Facebook only for the lulz anymore. A troon that's constantly going on and on with pity parties and woe is me, but of course never does anything to change or improve the situation. No job, no education, ambition, etc. Coming home from a particularly shitty day at work to see them begging for a few dollars for food. Not because they don't have anything in the house. Because they don't FEEL like cooking.

 

[Gingervitis]

Shoutout to That Bitch who’s a troon that goes on rants about how his dog doesn’t like him and yells at everyone when they offer solutions, but turns the entire discord against me and gets me banned when I do it. Jfc this is why I say any discord with a vent chat is full of lolcows. Also, any person I say is a cool guy (Frank Sinatra, Hulk Hogan, Ronald Reagan, my cousin that became a cop) is an asshole that did something wrong.